Saves the annoying shit of dealing with your car or a cab ride home too.

depends on the place and who you know


it started out paying regular price for drinks, with huge tips, then the drink prices went down, eventually the tip prices went down too....

We still take care of them though

I have five bottles in my fridge. I did have six, but dad stole one when he came over to borrow my washer and dryer.

I manage a pizza place that closes when the bar closes

I always get free rides home

Well, this chica is spent. Got stuff to do around here before going to lunch and work. Have a good one. Sweet dreams.

Nice setup.

Good night. Sweet dreams

Cab ride?

Don't tell Bob Dole that you haven't figured out the AAA scam yet...

I am listening...

Sounds like it may require effort though.

Easy, call AAA say you have thier service. When they come out to get you, say you left your card at home. They, as human beings, wouldn't leave you there hanging.

Pull a plug wire so the car won't start. Call AAA and have them drag the car (and you) back to your house.

Bonus points for not needing to get back to your car the next day.

Bob Dole beats me in the scam because he gets his car home as well.

Used to do it in Springfield all the time. It got to the point that Bob Dole didn't even have to call most times...the tow truck driver was usually sitting in the Bombay Bicycle Club parking lot waiting for Bob Dole to head home at 1am.

Jeebus, you losers are still up?...

Still?

Bob Dole was just drinking coffee and catching up on things before he heads out for his morning run.