Hell, Chiefs Planet Survivor was an awesome waste of time, and I never even participated. Joey was great at coming up with hilarious random shit for the challenges.

And the whole "will you have sex with my mom" thing was unique. There just aren't many posters like him

Yeah, but he used to get epic responses. Now folks are so tired of him they don't even bother.

I did like when PGM showed up and called him a creepy bastard. Small comments from out of nowhere like that always hit my funny bone.

Oh shit. I forgot about him. Is he still alive?

Well, really the only douchebag that's back is Hootie.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

The term "King of the Noobs" was coined by Skip Towne- referring to me- I believe-at least that was the first I ever heard of it. He was railing on some noobs and I stuck up for them- so he said- "Who the **** are you- the ****ing King of the Noobs?"-or something like that.

So I put it in my sig with the pic from Rush's Farewell to Kings album. So in essence the contest is named after me. :clap::clap::clap:

I was also the Repost Police- until I passed that to Crazy Coffee-I think - in a Nite Crew thread- which I was a founding member-or at least posted a lot of post in.

This!

Touche.

Don't forget the video of him carving "chiefsplanet" into his forearm

LMAO Yes, we need that guy back. BRINK BACK JOEY AND THIGLYFE!



BBJAT!

Seriously??

Doesn't he post under another name? Man.. the neg reps that guy gave me when I first registered were "like whoa." I remember thinking, "what kind of ****ing forum is this?" Immediately there's this Joey dude with the username/avatar of "Kurt Cobain" neg repping me with a message stating that during my conception, my dad should have pulled out, gouged out my mom's eyeballs and proceded to blow his load in her skull to ensure that I wasn't born...followed a neg rep a few minutes later saying, "I'm sorry dude, I actually like you." I truly was like, "wtf?" when I first encountered him and Pawnmower.

ya srsly

the mods canned the uploaded video very soon after he posted it

Yes, we got the rule about posting things for banned posters after that video.

You came for the Ricky Stanzi talk, but stayed for the tubgirl

no shoes'kys?!
no shirts'kys?!

NO SCHLOTSKY'S!

The frenzy of trying to figure out who's mult he was was pretty entertaining for a bit... although I must admit, I was kind of worried that someone would think he was my mult for I'm the only person I've seen on here who has repeatedly referred to him as "Black Robert" in the past. I was sitting in my car, reading that and thinking, "good God, I hope people don't think that guy is me."

ROFL Yeah, pretty much.

LMAO. You know what. When I saw the username I said to my self, "Somebody stile Rico's name for Black Bob!"

Haha, I wondered if anyone caught that shit.

I like you're stile.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ne_cropped.jpg

I've got a potential offer to do the next roast from an old friend. If the negotiations go through, burst will be had.

Did you sit on the park bench like bookends?

:hmmm:

Has this poster been active recently?

I liked her in Dexter and....I admit, I liked 10 Things I Hate About You.

For some reason though, every time I see her face, I think of one of those slant-faced Canadians from South Park.

lol....I thought another joke went over my head...then I noticed the typo.

Loved her in Dexter!

Would have enjoyed watching her get carved up by Dex..........:evil:

Memorieeeeess. Like the corners ofmymind......

I didn't really run off with the repo police thingy, but that all sounds really true. Roll the bones, dude, rush rules!

if this idiot thinks the king of the noobs is named after him I cannot in good faith stand behind it anymore.

He can stay gone

PGM, you weren't a Thig guy?

Oh hell no. It's good to have bootie back because he offers something to the board via football discussion. The other exiles are turds.

Heh. Nobody wants to touch this next one. That's fine. I'll put it up and keep things moving.

53. Katipan

http://www.invaderzim.tv/images/characters/anchor2.jpg

What really happened to Mr Blond?

How many different varieties of illegal drugs does joey do?

Is rico gay or just happy to see you?

Chiefs Planet is full of unsolved mysteries that lurk within its archives. Today we examine a concerning set of circumstances that involve the near entire disappearance of one of Chiefs Planet's greatest treasures: ENDelt260.

Before the forum knew the posting power of GoChiefs, there was ENDelt. His post count soared into the tens of thousands within the first few months of joining Chiefs Planet, each post hilarious and high quality and written in a drunken stupor. Everybody who knew him loved him.

Like all great men, however, ENDelt had a weakness for women. And unlike the other posters who post on Chiefs Planet to get away from their wives, ENDelt was drawn deeper and deeper into his squeeze until his posting dropped from the face of the earth, becoming as infrequent as Gaz's occasional day visits.

It is here that we investigate the woman behind this disappearance: Katipan. As rare as it is to encounter women on this forum, Katipan is a breed unto herself. Unlike Jenny Gump, she doesn't post here entirely to socialize with her husband's internet friends. Unlike luv, she isn't here for internet sex. Unlike tommykat, she's not an Alzheimer's patient who found the computer terminal at her nursing care facility. She came here for ENDelt, but stayed for... socializing with middle-aged bald dudes with goatees?

Some say ENDelt got a sex change and became Katipan. Others say Katipan killed ENDelt but now she misses all the times ENDelt would talk about Chiefs Planet during sex. Numerous theories exist, but no answers have yet to assert themselves as the likely explanation.

Who was the guest roaster gonna be?

No clue, but it's all good

Roast.

A roast.

I see a roast.

Great build up, terrible ending.

So it's The Abyss?

Now that hurts.

Wait, so you ARE here for internet sex?

http://eclectikrelaxation.com/blog/w...2/08/lyle.jpeg

Thith ith jutht abthurd, I am NOT gay.

:spock:

Flirt with me more often and I won't be so hesitant.

I didn't have any trouble doing Donger's. Why can't you be more like him?

The men here would pick their boogers. Their dingleberries. Their belly button cheese. They pick bad choices, bad booze, bad football teams. They've touched on trannies, bad grannies, and homoerotic fantasies...

Love you all too.

Have you ever considered writing roasts?

I love you Katipan. :bong: :spank: :hump: :ZZZ:

But we do that anyway, despite your presents.

Now THAT would be a burst-reverse ( considering there was a good burst when she posted the roast).














:evil:

Yes.

Pretty solid for being so hesitant. Next one should be rock solid.

Presents?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes!

Presents!?

Does Donger flirt with you often?
You are in a very exclusive club.
I only know of one other member.

But I'm not allowed to say her name.

All the time.

Well, it's more I flirt with him and then he'll work his charm to make me go away.

But I'll believe what I want!

Please tell me that even one of you people got the presents thing...

Careful dear. You know that the spanking comes soon thereafter.

Yeah, you made a mistake and are passing it off as something you did on purpose.

Who knew the Dong was such a horn-dog?

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/MjYJ7zZ9BRw/hqdefault.jpg

"Shut the **** up, Dongie."

So helping found and posting a thread that tried, and failed, to recreate the quality of the original night crew is what you hang your hat on?

The term "dumbass" was coined by milkman - referring to me- I believe-at least that was the first I ever heard of it. He was railing on some idiot that thought he was "King of the Noobs" and I stuck up for him - so he said- "Who the **** are you - a dumbass?"-or something like that.

So I post dumbass things on Chiefsplanet with the pic of Michael Scott as my avatar. So in essence the insult is named after me.

I was also the Q Police- until I learned that everyone else does it too -I think - in a stupid parody thread - which I invented - or at least I post a lot of.

I heard you also invented the wheel, cold fusion and a cure for the common cold.

How often do you get your royalty check?

I am not bragging anything up-just stating what happened. It was falsely roasted that I was noob of the year then corrected. If someone else coined King of Noobs other than Skip- show the thread and I will stand corrected.

As far as nite crew- we had some good laughs back then. :thumb: even if you think it was a failure compared to something else. :rolleyes:

dumbass ROFL

What is the night crew? I see this referenced all the time.

guys that post late night regularly

Well, I guess that makes sense.

The OP is terrible.

Update the list....or don't take on the job of starting the the thread.

I'm getting a bit busier, and I'm planning on squeezing in another quick vacation in August. I'll let you all know more as the time gets closer so we can prepare some of those guest roasts perhaps that Clay was going to do.

In the meantime, there will be a roast tonight and more to come this week as long as I keep getting names.

I will update as I please. Or search you lazy ****.

SR, now that you're back, can you start giving PGM list names again?

So.....

He has a name...give him time. Quality over quantity.

Rico is the listmaka