ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

I'm coming through spring friday night on my way shopping and thought if you need a blowjob, my offer still stands.

You are about the hottest guy on the net that I have seen. You have the most beautiful cock and I'd sure love to lay you down and take your cock into my mouth and give you a wonderful blow job.
you cock may be to large for me to completely swallow, but I will certainly try my best and I will swallow your load.

You are one more hot man so if you really need to get off, let me help you out, you are a cock to die for.

gary

43 year old bi male no drugs, non smoker, non drinker, very very clean

I'll check my mail by 5 friday evening and if you want me to suck you dry, leave me a phone number and/or directions

Well, you said you like blow jobs better than sex

Hammock Parties

08-06-2009 09:32 PM

Dude that guy flatters me. I always respond to his e-mails with at least a thank you.

He's probably the coolest gay internet stalker I've met.

Hammock Parties

08-06-2009 09:36 PM

LOL

Quote:

You are such a kind man. I'm glad that you have such a good sense of humor.

And what a dick you have. What I'd give to suck on that. I know that makes you sick, and I'm sorry, and I'm sure maybe that offends you, but you are absolutely fabulous, hotter than a 2 dollar pistol and I mean that, you are cute, you are muscular in all the right places, and I know you wish this were a woman telling you this and I wish it were too, you deserve it.

You are just plain hot. Thanks for sharing you with me. I know I'll never get to taste your cock, but I can at least look at perfection.

gary

keg in kc

08-06-2009 09:39 PM

You're enjoying that attention an awful lot. NTTAWWT.

SPchief

08-06-2009 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5954475)

You're enjoying that attention an awful lot. NTTAWWT.

It's because secretly he knows he's gay

Hammock Parties

08-06-2009 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5954475)

You're enjoying that attention an awful lot. NTTAWWT.

I'm not a homophobe. If another pile of carbon finds my pile of carbon attractive, it's flattering.

wild1

08-06-2009 09:48 PM

frankly it's revolting.

Hammock Parties

08-06-2009 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 5954514)

frankly it's revolting.

If you want to be a homophobe that's your business.

keg in kc

08-06-2009 09:50 PM

I'm not a homophobe either, but a gay man telling me I'm attractive would mean about as much to me as a 450-pound girl telling me I look like a chippendale dancer. I'd be apathetic at best, and I certainly wouldn't be posting about it.

Then again, I wouldn't post about a 100-pound girl wanting me, either. I'm not that desperate for attention.

Fat Elvis

08-06-2009 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5948784)

I wouldn't say I'm terrified.

The feeling is that hitting on a chick in public, one with whom I have never previously conversed, is rather creepy. It just doesn't feel right to me.

Now if the lady attempts to strike up a conversation, certainly I will not clam up.

But cold opening? Not my style.

You're just afraid of the people laughing at you for getting shot down in public.

Fat Elvis

08-06-2009 09:57 PM

Just out of curiosity, do you use a condom?

Seriously.

If you are meeting chicks who will **** you over a texting session, you really should be using a condom.

wild1

08-06-2009 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5954523)

If you want to be a homophobe that's your business.

are you going to pretend you're sexually confused to garner sympathy now?

Hammock Parties

08-06-2009 10:17 PM

You're strange, troll.

wild1

08-06-2009 10:19 PM

I was revolted by you and this person and other degenerates arranging for sex acts in such ways, as though it were a trade of baseball cards or a drug deal. It has nothing to do with his or your sexuality. Perhaps you should take a cue from the other thread... and the fellow who is not here, because he's out with a woman

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