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I forgot the basic mathematical formula of: Vagina > Gas $ |
40 minutes had definitely better = ass
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With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again. |
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BWillie is now validating everything I have said in this thread. God bless BWillie.
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It will probably be another year before he learns this.. Honestly if he just got a bestfriend he would not have these problems in social awkwardness.. |
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You know what is really funny? Watching Piggy get pissed off because some chic that is flaky enough to put her pussy for sale on AFF, agree to meet him for an encounter...decides that he might be too creepy and blow him off.
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I can still hear the teenagers giggling in the bushes while taking your picture.
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I'm coming through spring friday night on my way shopping and thought if you need a blowjob, my offer still stands.
You are about the hottest guy on the net that I have seen. You have the most beautiful cock and I'd sure love to lay you down and take your cock into my mouth and give you a wonderful blow job. you cock may be to large for me to completely swallow, but I will certainly try my best and I will swallow your load. You are one more hot man so if you really need to get off, let me help you out, you are a cock to die for. gary 43 year old bi male no drugs, non smoker, non drinker, very very clean I'll check my mail by 5 friday evening and if you want me to suck you dry, leave me a phone number and/or directions |
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