Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10755525)

It's Hootie.

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10754885)

I can't remember what posters were looking up his personal shit (and I hope I'm remembering correctly), but I do know that there are some serious ****ing Internet detectives on here.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10755528)

If I remember right, he didn't make it too hard. Had his birthdate in his username or some shit..

Not that I agree with all that detective work. I actually think that's lame as hell, but whatevs.

Originally Posted by Our Time (Post 10755497)

SNR is my kind of guy. What can I say? We have similar interests. SNR is ChiefsPlanet's biggest vocal advocate of rape. He loves rape. His rape takes caused Fat Elvis to home school his daughter and ban all 1st, 2nd and 3rd cousins from all family functions until said daughter's 25th birthday. They also don't allow any grapes, crepes or episodes of Mad Men in their household. But enough about that weirdo Fat Elvis, this is about my guy SNR. And rape. Anyways, the dude is a super accomplished musician. Obviously, we're all white on this board and we all attend mass on Sunday's. What many of you don't know is, SNR is THE organ player for his church. I used to think this was pretty cool until I did a little research and found out most organ players (and accomplished musicians in general) were raped as children. I'm talking like 72%. Kenny G? Yep. Raped. You get the point. I don't think your uncle meant he wanted you to become an accomplished pianist, guy. Maybe took that "shot" of advice a little too literally. But hey! Rape is SUPER funny! Rape and music aren't the only things SNR enjoys. Dude is real bargain shopper (which is strange because he hates Jews). He was inspired years ago when he read about that crazy Craigslist story about the kid who turned a small red paper clip into a mansion through hundreds of hours of bartering and making trades! Being the charasmatic guy that he is, he became obsessed. Within 3 days he was giving up to 10 steamy blowjobs per day behind his local Schlotzky's Deli. He initially wanted to charge for these but couldn't figure out how to pay taxes on giving blowjobs or what kind of write offs he'd be eligible for so he just did them for leisure. I know you're wondering what the **** that has to do with paper clips and mansions, but, you know...sometimes when you go to a website and see "men seeking men" you get ****ing distracted. I know I sure do. SNR is a HUGE advocate of Kansas City BBQ! His favorite are the rib tips from Applebee's. SNR had an audition to become the 4th Beastie Boy but no showed it when he found out they were Jewish. Not only does this wonderful man have incredible taste in music, BBQ and rape...he is also quite the movie man! His favorites include Desperately Seeking Susan and As Good as it Gets, and Helen Hunt is his favorite actress. SNR actually lost his non-rape virginity watching season 3, episode 4 of Mad About You. Great show. He has, however, not seen The Dark Knight because he didn't want his perfect image of Heath Ledger to be tainted in any way. We'll give you a pass on that one, SNR!

In conclusion, Geno Smith.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10755535)

If not Hootie, an outside shot may be Pawnmower trying to come off as Hootie (successfully). I dunno, all the Jew stuff just kind of made me think of Pawnmower because I think he is partially Jewish. That's another poster I miss...Pawnmower. He'd have been fun as hell to have in this thread with his gay jokes.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10755535)

If not Hootie, an outside shot may be Pawnmower trying to come off as Hootie (successfully). I dunno, all the Jew stuff just kind of made me think of Pawnmower because I think he is partially Jewish. That's another poster I miss...Pawnmower. He'd have been fun as hell to have in this thread with his gay jokes.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10755538)

I don't think Pawnmower's coming back, unfortunately. :(

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10755540)

Yea, that's one dude that stuck by his "Goodbye Forever thread."

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10755532)

Hootie, I feel honored and blessed. Thank you.

Originally Posted by Our Time (Post 10755549)

You deserved it! :thumb:

You have been excellent in this thread. You definitely have my vote for the 2nd annual Saul Good RoastMaster Award.

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10755547)

He lurks everyday. Guaranteed.

They all do. Nobody leaves here forever, even Mr. Blonde.

Originally Posted by Our Time (Post 10755552)

True. I lurk every day. I will say this offseason has been the first time in 8 years I haven't visited this site every single day. Sometimes only once or twice a week. I get tired of using "hidemyass" while I'm at work LMAO

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10755551)

Can hootie have his name back?

Originally Posted by Our Time (Post 10755555)

Ha.

I'm moving apartments in a few days so I figured banning this IP won't be a big deal since I'm getting a new one. Then I'll have to go back to lurk mode.

Originally Posted by Our Time (Post 10755552)

True. I lurk every day. I will say this offseason has been the first time in 8 years I haven't visited this site every single day. Sometimes only once or twice a week. I get tired of using "hidemyass" while I'm at work LMAO

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10755559)

This site really is the damndest thing. It appeals to some part of me that is just a bit off center...or something. I've got over 51,000 worthless posts in ten+ years here, for what? I get why people just look in for a fix, lol. CP is virtual heroin, I suppose.

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10755559)

This site really is the damndest thing. It appeals to some part of me that is just a bit off center...or something. I've got over 51,000 worthless posts in ten+ years here, for what? I get why people just look in for a fix, lol. CP is virtual heroin, I suppose.

Originally Posted by Our Time (Post 10755552)

True. I lurk every day. I will say this offseason has been the first time in 8 years I haven't visited this site every single day. Sometimes only once or twice a week. I get tired of using "hidemyass" while I'm at work LMAO

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10755560)

Exactly. All of this. I'll rep you later.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10755546)

That sucks. He was loyal to Matt Cassel TO AN ATROCIOUS FAULT, but was at least entertaining as hell.

Originally Posted by Our Time (Post 10755561)

Amazing site. Smart user base. Covers a variety of topics. Loyal community. What's not to like?

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10755567)

How would you compare CP to the 49ers board you used to (or still do, maybe) frequent, Maverick?

Originally Posted by Our Time (Post 10755566)

a free (or paid) proxy that lets you work around IP bans or surf anonymously.

you can google 'hidemyass' and it'll take you right there.

I'm such a hostile user that they ban my IP's so I've had to figure out other ways to lurk if I don't want to use tapatalk lol

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10755573)

That sounds pretty bad ass.

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10755572)

I do not. Have not, will, not. That is a dictatorship. This is absolute bliss

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10755575)

Power-trippin brothas over there, eh?

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10755568)

His homoerotic shoddy photoshops were both disturbing and hilarious. You didn't know whether to avert your eyes or bust out laughing

Originally Posted by Our Time (Post 10755555)

Ha.

I'm moving apartments in a few days so I figured banning this IP won't be a big deal since I'm getting a new one. Then I'll have to go back to lurk mode.

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10755593)

Why don't you just play nice and follow the same damn rules we all have to follow?

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10755538)

I don't think Pawnmower's coming back, most fortunately. :(

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10755546)

That sucks. He was loyal to Matt Cassel TO AN ATROCIOUS FAULT, but was at least entertaining as hell.

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10757602)

Later this week...I'll roast Clay. But then I will make no further promises. All these things do is get me in trouble.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10757747)

Just so you know, I know like... two shits about this next roastee. This one will probably suck.

It's not that I don't like the poster, but more that I just have never had a back-and-forth, and I think we rarely post in the same type of threads.

If someone else wants to give this a shot, PM me and I'll give you the name. Otherwise I'll just hammer it out tonight so I can be done with it.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10757684)

The joke that you made that really sticks out to me to this day for whatever reason, is when you roasted Dartgod. You wrote something about he and Frazod going on a double date together and having to shift the table away from their bellies because they are fat guys. LMAO, I don't have anything against Frazod or Dartgod or their weight... Nor do I even really know anything about them other than I noticed that Frazod dude had quite the temper, is a Cardinals fan (awesome) and made that Pootie scale that some users here thought was really hilarious, but I thought was pretty... unfunny. ANYWAYS, that joke made me laugh my ass off. Every time I think back about you roasting, that is the joke that first comes to mind.

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 10757758)

Bring the pain and butt hurt SNR

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10757768)

It doesn't sound like the passion and enthusiasm is there.

Do you really want an apathetic roast for a top 100 level CP poster from a guy who's more concerned at this point in time about having to purchase an Andrew Wiggins Timberwolves jersey?

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10757761)

I generally incorporate real life things that happen to me in my roasts. Like giving steamy blowjobs behind Schlotzky's Deli.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10757684)

) and made that Pootie scale that some users here thought was really hilarious, but I thought was pretty... unfunny.

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 10757784)

Whatever you gotta do to survive dude

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10757789)

I was hilarious because it was so unfunny.

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10757797)

yeah when they turned our Schlotzky's into Taco Bell I was devastated.

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10757793)

I think Frazod is a good dude. I truly hope he posts on CP again soon. Frazod >>>>>> KC Native, and it's not close.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10757801)

the pootie scale was ****ing horrible.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10757802)

What did you think of his Pootie scale?

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10757815)

Frazod would be sooooo happy to know that pootie is allowed to post here now and he is not.

ROFL

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 10757805)

If Hootie is back, then Thig should be back.

Thig!

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10757793)

I think Frazod is a good dude. I truly hope he posts on CP again soon. Frazod >>>>>> KC Native, and it's not close.

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10757824)

We squashed any beef we once had with one another.

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10757793)

I think Frazod is a good dude. I truly hope he posts on CP again soon. Frazod >>>>>> KC Native, and it's not close.

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 10757810)

It was literally the dumbest thing I've ever read. I still have no idea what a "Pootie" is or if I should have taken that as an insult.

But we all do dumb things.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10757850)

I would welcome back all permabanned posters who genuinely like posting here. Thig, fraz, Frankie... all of them.

Except Black Bob. NO ****ING BLACK BOBS.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10757850)

I would welcome back all permabanned posters who genuinely like posting here. Thig, fraz, Frankie... all of them.

Except Black Bob. NO ****ING BLACK BOBS.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10757844)

LMAO No.

frazod didn't know dick about sports and was generally just a dumb **** with anger issues.

Is this the "new" hootie again? I give you a month before you run afoul of the mods again.

Originally Posted by rocknrolla (Post 10757862)

They do need to bring Thig back. Glad to see Hootie here again. No Thig, yet all these other douche bags are back?

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10757855)

I've gotta be honest, I used to enjoy reading the Black Bob drama and the riots he incited around here. But that stuff last night and this morning...that was just pathetic. Not even enjoyable from a bystanders point of view.