Oh, so you ARE a scared pussy about casual sex.

Noted.

GoChiefs, why are you afraid of meeting girls in the sometimes shockingly successful thing we call real life?

And you're calling someone else a scared pussy? Are you kidding?

Good gracious. Time for me to show up and be the voice of reason.

Relationships are bad, mmm'kay.




But random internet hookups are even worse.

It's just not something I do. I don't hit on girls in public.

Try meeting a girl that has to actually talk to you and close the deal.

You can't. Not even at a Lane Bryant store with little debbie cologne.

Scared pussy.

It's not that. He doesn't like vagina. He likes dick. Big monster dicks. He's all over guys in public.

So will you give e-harmony and all that shit a try when you are 'serious' about a relationship?

i think you increase the chances of getting raped everytime you try to get sex or a bj from some random whore online.

Sounds like a lot of effort. I'd rather meet random pieces of ass over the internet. Much easier.

Oh look, another scared pussy!

So much easier that it's worked, what, once?

This is your next step on the road to self-confidence.

No bullshit lines. No ****ing "game."

I'll give you my ultra-successful super secret method that I used throughout college with many positive results. Now get ready, this is a bit complicated.

I would spot an attractive piece of ass. Make eye contact. And then, here's where it gets technical, I would walk over to the girl and hit her with this piece of eloquence, "Hello. My name is DeezNutz..." Conversation to follow.

But don't say your name is DeezNutz.

Safety behind a keyboard? You may try to talk the talk, but you will never get game that way.

LOL, so you're ripping on me now, when i have not really bad mouthed you in this thread.

Who needs to ****ing meet chicks online and do all the conversing over aim when you can actually talk to them in person, and pretty much every chick ive talked to has given me their # and dates to follow, its not ****ing hard dude