I am not married so it works for me :D

And by getting all the blow jobs you want I mean from the same person

On the plus side my balls are smooooooooooooooth.

To much information

If you want to go through the motions you'll be ****ing 1-176 again.

You've penetrated exactly 1 vag, you've got no life experience.

Learn now before it hurts you in real life.

ROFL

Give me a ****ing break. It's just a blowjob. Get over it.

ROFL

It's entertaining as hell. Admit it.

yeah....it's just a BJ, until the person you don't know is some gang bitch setting you up for her hommies to roll you, take your allowance and leave you with a dripping anus in the woods.

Yes, we know you are completely scared of casual sex.

Yeah that's it.

I have no idea what casual, premarital sex would be about.

Casual sex isn't the problem. Its the method you're using and your lack of situational awareness that is the problem.


Douche, I was slaying poon in my mid teens, pillaging vagina villages throughout college, conquering cootertown in multiple states for a decade afterwards, have had more dates in 1 week than you've had in your entire life to date and have managed to locate and keep an attractive, sane, intelligent, honest woman until death do we part.

I've been out with awesome chics, skanks, nutjobs, druggies, bobbleheads, young and older of various colors of the rainbow. I've been in good situations and found myself in situations I had no business being in. I've spent weeks and months in pursuit of some and minutes to success with others.

I wouldn't have anything of value to offer a mother's-house dwelling socially inept skinsuit with alleged carnal knowledge of exactly 1 dickholster. One. You're so bad at sex that after only 2 visits, even SHE wants to bring in someone else to get her off.

If this were a drivers license, you haven't even passed the test for your permit. You're floundering in Drivers' ed, dismissing driving tips from Mario Andretti, Bill Elliot and John Force.

Then why don't you knock it off, dipshit? Jesus Christ.

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.

I got a dicktat that says MER. I wanted MERISSA but it wouldn't fit.

You're right, at this point, you've ignored thousands of sentences of advice from many people who honestly tried to help you and keep you out of dangerous situations. Pardon me for tellling you the fire is hot and that you shouldn't touch it.


I don't give a shit anymore. When the event goes down that is eventually is going to happen, be ready. I'm going to have alot of fun at your expense. I'm going to have a good laugh when some tranny gives you herpes, donkey punches you and takes your coin purse.


keep swapping snowballs with internet hookers. You know it all.