ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

Sweet. So I found this HOT 21-year old who literally lives in the same neighborhood as I do.

She's meeting me at the gym tonight for a woodland blowjob.

****ing AMAZING.

Pics if you want 'em (PM only)

Be sure to take her to your house and show her your room.

Hammock Parties

08-04-2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5947264)

Be sure to take her to your house and show her your room.

It's pretty cool bro. I'm going to get dozens of blowjobs this year.

Mood: STOKED

KCUnited

08-04-2009 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5947259)

We should just rename this thread "Dear Blueboy...."

FYP

CoMoChief

08-04-2009 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5947266)

It's pretty cool bro. I'm going to get dozens of blowjobs this year.

Mood: STOKED

Getting dozens of blowjobs a year as opposed to ****ing chicks is like Roger Dorn leading his team in foul tips.

rockymtnchief

08-04-2009 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5947266)

It's pretty cool bro. I'm going to get dozens of blowjobs this year.

Mood: STOKED

Not if you don't keep her properly inflated!

Hammock Parties

08-04-2009 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 5947273)

Getting dozens of blowjobs a year as opposed to ****ing chicks is like Roger Dorn leading his team in foul tips.

I'm gonna **** her, too. Don't fret.

Blowjobs are a little more convenient, though.

Fire Me Boy!

08-04-2009 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5947255)

Send 'em.

Hammock Parties

08-04-2009 03:19 PM

Alright gentlemen. You deserve this.

Quote:

Clay: wanna see my tool?

Stephanie: fo sho
Stephanie : plz
Stephanie : =) impressed

Clay : more?

Stephanie: yes

Clay: bam

Stephanie: lol very sexy
Stephanie: me likie

Quote:

Clay: you like to suck cock?

Stephanie: im very good at it

Clay: deep throat?

Stephanie: and yes i enjoy it
Stephanie: mm hm

Quote:

Clay: you mean back by the creek?

Stephanie : yeah

Clay: sounds like a good place for a blowjob

Stephanie: sure does

Clay: when you want to choke on my thick cock?

Stephanie: i snuck in that pool late at night last summer and got ****ed

Clay: yeah i think about that all the time

Stephanie: fantasy?

Clay: yeah

Stephanie: niice
Stephanie: we should try that

Clay: maybe

rockymtnchief

08-04-2009 03:23 PM

Smells like a dude again. You're gonna be wandering around again while jr. high kids take your picture and laugh at you.

Hammock Parties

08-04-2009 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 5947544)

Smells like a dude again. You're gonna be wandering around again while jr. high kids take your picture and laugh at you.

Oh please. :rolleyes:

sedated

08-04-2009 03:27 PM

If I wanted to kill someone, I bet the easiest way would be to pose as a dick-loving hottie on the internet and tell some loser virgin to meet me in the woods.

Hammock Parties

08-04-2009 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5947556)

If I wanted to kill someone, I bet the easiest way would be to pose as a dick-loving hottie on the internet and tell some loser virgin to meet me in the woods.

We're not meeting in the woods. We're meeting at the gym.

I'm sure her hulk of a boyfriend will be waiting in the woods to anally rape me.

kstater

08-04-2009 03:47 PM

I take it GoChiefs has never seen Deliverance?

Delano

08-04-2009 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5947292)

Blowjobs are a little more convenient, though.

For a ghey.

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