Ole halfwit
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Good lord. :eek:

Infraction

I wasn't even nominated or even mentioned once in my n00b year's "n00b of the Year" thread..........

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pooptaco.

Next roast should be fun...we are also closing in on the Count ' s special guest roast

Like... the roaster is a guest or the the roasted is the guest?

Another Hootie roast?

Clay finna roast a fella.

Exactly...... Wait, wha????

All gifs should come from professional wrestling.

FYP.

When Clay's name comes up on the list, I won't roast him. I refuse. Our bond goes deeper than that.

If I should ever raise my hand against him, may God strike me dead.

It will fall to Darth 'Hamas.'

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities. Some, considered to be...unnatural.

Your bond is three inches deep?

Great idea, delegate Claynus' roasting to a QB obsessive butt buddy.

'Hamas' is hardly my butt buddy. He is an equal opportunity roaster. And he's been here forever...he knows what a ****ing sperglord I am.

ROFL :clap::clap:

Ill do it!

As your true nemesis, it had to be me. We are destined for this to happen.

Your roast would consist of kisses and fellatio, so no thanks

Will it include pics of your wife?

Who's going to do my roast?

Lord knows enough people are going to want to take a shot at me after this is all over.

:hmmm: Not sure you are on the list. :p

101 is not as big a number as you might think.

If the list maker is who I think it is, I'm probably in the top 10

ROFL

ROFL

Zarth is gonna do an eviseration roast just like Hamas did

You are just bitter because I wouldn't consider you worth the effort to do one for.

Your ass hurt is showing.........

I feel as if I have traveled that road before. I don't think it went to well the last time.

Oh I would guess-most on here thought it went Great. ROFL

That's crazy shit, crazycoffey. With the amount of ass all the James Bonds's pull, I figured every one of them were larger than 3 inches.

Which thread was this.

Show Dem titties

Welp, it certainly made the offseason go quite quickly.

I think it was removed by a mod? :hmmm: I bet the pics are floating around here somewhere-they were awesome.

Rule #1 on the Planet-don't post pics of yourself or girlfriend unless you want a 10 inch dick photoshopped to it.

:thumb: Yes it did- and props you are still here!

Learned!

Can't roast him without the modeling thread... HOC... Can't find it...

LMAO Nice. I've posted both and would think it'd be hilarious having penis-graffiti written all over it. Maverick, that was probably some pretty fun times!

I'm pretty sure Maverick didn't find any of that drama fun. People found out where he lives, his family members names, the fact that he had an account on a porn site, and a few other things I'm sure I've forgotten. The fact that he is still here and didn't hang himself in a closet speaks to either his giant brass balls.

Where's the midgets???????????

I remember the "pay for porn" jokes, but not the rest of that stuff. Who brought all that out in the open?

Jim Jones scared them off with his "I fugged a tranny" thread. Once you stoop to doing a tranny, raping midgets is just around the corner.

Or his creepy devotion to Alex Smith.

I can't remember what posters were looking up his personal shit (and I hope I'm remembering correctly), but I do know that there are some serious ****ing Internet detectives on here.

ROFLROFL

No, because you are a great big flaming pile of uncreative and boring garbage.

Ohhhhh... I see. Sorry that happened to ya, Mav.

I love Halfcan's takes but he was never a "King of the n00b".

2013 King of the n00bs: Aussiechiefsfan
2012 King of the n00bs: Sorter
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: (Bill Parcells, D2112, Griswald etc.)
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Ha! You forgot I am also the guy who had exposed you for the bet welching, sniveling, whiny, flip flopping, manipulative, arrogant coward that you are!

Gave that aussiechiefsfan a nice award like that and then he turned around and disappeared. Bastard

Simply Red should handle your roast

I heard he got stabbed by a stingray barb and died

Dingo ate his baby

Bet that baby tasted really well!

One night when I was driving home, I thought of a bunch of Aussie Chiefs Fan jokes and planned on roasting him, but I fell asleep when I got home and when I woke up I couldn't remember any of the jokes. I was going to attempt to roast that guy a couple weeks ago.

He won in the biggest landslide evah too.

He was quite the repper.

54. Deberg_1990

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Let's talk about salad.

Let's talk about popcorn.

Let's talk about country music.

No, wait... let's talk about pop country music.

Let's post the dumbest shit imaginable like this and this and also this.

Let's rack up 49,000 posts and be remembered only for the completely ****ing awful and boring shit you ever post.

Let's get made fun of by that n00b Big Smoke and have everybody join in on the fun.

Let's keep our football opinions shitty, vague, and boring, and let's never argue a side.

Let's post weird news stories that nobody ****ing cares about. More than gblowfish does, even.

Actually, let's not. Those sound like terrible ****ing ideas. I hope nobody actually does that shit. What a ****ing loser that guy must be.

Well, in all fairness, he had about two and a half years to make a name for himself before he was entered into the contest.

I'd rather spend an evening with Black Bob's uncle than read another Deberg thread.

Where's Simply Red? He didn't like, die, did he? :(

He probably got tired of PGM asking him for list names everyday.

That roast is spot ****ing on.

My name is Big Smoke, and I approve of this roast.

So will we get to no. 1 by the end of December? Just in time to redo the list for the 2015 version.

We'll get this puppy into the teens before the season starts.

The entire list will be done before October.

That's the spirit! :clap:

Oh, no worries, quality trumps expediency. It's not the simplest of projects to be able to simply churn out unless it becomes rather formulaic and tiresome.

All the same, that is still a promising timetable.

SNR is my kind of guy. What can I say? We have similar interests. SNR is ChiefsPlanet's biggest vocal advocate of rape. He loves rape. His rape takes caused Fat Elvis to home school his daughter and ban all 1st, 2nd and 3rd cousins from all family functions until said daughter's 25th birthday. They also don't allow any grapes, crepes or episodes of Mad Men in their household. But enough about that weirdo Fat Elvis, this is about my guy SNR. And rape. Anyways, the dude is a super accomplished musician. Obviously, we're all white on this board and we all attend mass on Sunday's. What many of you don't know is, SNR is THE organ player for his church. I used to think this was pretty cool until I did a little research and found out most organ players (and accomplished musicians in general) were raped as children. I'm talking like 72%. Kenny G? Yep. Raped. You get the point. I don't think your uncle meant he wanted you to become an accomplished pianist, guy. Maybe took that "shot" of advice a little too literally. But hey! Rape is SUPER funny! Rape and music aren't the only things SNR enjoys. Dude is real bargain shopper (which is strange because he hates Jews). He was inspired years ago when he read about that crazy Craigslist story about the kid who turned a small red paper clip into a mansion through hundreds of hours of bartering and making trades! Being the charasmatic guy that he is, he became obsessed. Within 3 days he was giving up to 10 steamy blowjobs per day behind his local Schlotzky's Deli. He initially wanted to charge for these but couldn't figure out how to pay taxes on giving blowjobs or what kind of write offs he'd be eligible for so he just did them for leisure. I know you're wondering what the **** that has to do with paper clips and mansions, but, you know...sometimes when you go to a website and see "men seeking men" you get ****ing distracted. I know I sure do. SNR is a HUGE advocate of Kansas City BBQ! His favorite are the rib tips from Applebee's. SNR had an audition to become the 4th Beastie Boy but no showed it when he found out they were Jewish. Not only does this wonderful man have incredible taste in music, BBQ and rape...he is also quite the movie man! His favorites include Desperately Seeking Susan and As Good as it Gets, and Helen Hunt is his favorite actress. SNR actually lost his non-rape virginity watching season 3, episode 4 of Mad About You. Great show. He has, however, not seen The Dark Knight because he didn't want his perfect image of Heath Ledger to be tainted in any way. We'll give you a pass on that one, SNR!

In conclusion, Geno Smith.

LMAO