The alcoholic wastoid creep part, though, is pretty much dead on.

I'm just saying.

You constantly rip on other people here.

When you have never contributed anything interesting.

You were more interesting on that shitty fatchatter board.

Not really. Industrial soaps are bad for your heart.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO:LOL:

Hootie's got nothing. LMAO

Makes shit pay trying to say he would hire someone to build his house. :doh!:

how much do you think I make a year?

Keep hitting the bars boy, it's all you've got.

Let's talk about why Lil' Chiefy is the greatest phrase of 2013. I'll start:

Lil' Chiefy embodies everything that is dumb and wrong about both the Chiefs and some of the posters on this board, namely those that simply choose to ignore the realities of our situation. These folks know we're eating another shit sandwhich, but choose to shit in one hand and hope in the other. They are truly the dumbest animals on 'The Planet'(pun absolutely intended).

Discuss!

what do you have? Tell me about your life.

I assume you're single. You probably work for your brother. You do manual labor.

Sounds pretty terrible to me. When was the last time you had sex?

god damnit

did you two morons really have to bring that phrase into this thread

it's worse than the boxxy shit

LMAO

Oh now. Come on Clay.

I am certainly not ripping on you. I think you have a wonderful talent for editing someone else's professional video and calling it yours. You also have a great talent for writing nonsensical stories about a quarterback that we no longer have. (Infatuation much?) My favorite part about you is that strong sturdy jaw line. Seriously, how's the modeling going?

We need The Bad Guy to post an insider update in this thread so that it could literally represent the very best and worst of CP.

There are some amusing moments, as is, but there's so much embarrassment watering it down that the Royals are going to sue for copyright infringement.

Still not interesting, J Diddy.

And you never will be.

Let's talk about why Boxxy is awesome in 2013. I'll start:

Boxy embodies everything that is creepy and right about wanting to bang some young intrawebs tramp. She is clearly a sweet girl that could probably be talked in to swallowing pretty quickly.

Discuss!

LOL at that notion.

BOXXY BOXXY BOXXY

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come on bro

tell me about your life

show me a picture of your wife and kids

Typical Hootie. When was the last time you had sex? JFC. Get the **** out of here with that shit boy.

I think i will pass.

Isn't Frazod a lawyer or something? I would watch what gets posted in this thread. You keep hearing about people getting sued on message boards.

lets hear it man

or was I dead on?

single
work for brother
does manual labor at an hourly rate
doesn't have any luck with the ladies

yeah

make fun of me!

haha

Frazod works in a law office. I think he's either a secretary or assistant paralegal. Not 100% sure. Most definitely not a lawyer.

I would love to be sued for one of my roasts:

Dave does NOT post topless on Tuesday's! You are going to pay!

Now, now, now, sugar britches don't get all upset. You're still not going to have ol Nick sue me are you? Still bitter about that over at fatchatter?

It really hurts my heart (even more so than usual) when I find out that I don't meet your approval. Seriously the thought of it has put my pacemaker on the possibility of shut down.

Trying to make fun of me by thinking of the worst possible scenario. LMAO
Wrong!
I am engaged.
My brother and i are equal partners.
Yes i do manual labor.
See above.

let me see a picture of who you are engaged to

I'm sure she's a real looker

I have it from a very good source that he does not.

Damn, dude. Hooties got that hook deep into your cheek.

by equal partners do you mean your boss pays both of you equal hourly rates?

can I get a link to your website? I'm sure you have a website, right?

I will pass.

Paralegal. Pootie used to collect my garbage, but they replaced him with some Polish immigrant with a better work ethic.

the dude worked his ass off...I couldn't compete with that

Website? LMAO We contract. We worked our way up through word of mouth. We work for other companies and they pay extremely well.

Thread invaded by adults.

Pootie not doing well. Although at least his BFF gochiefs has his back. LMAO

WTF dude. You're like Hootie's very own Flava Flav. Internet message board hype man. The only thing missing is a "yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh, boooooyyyyyyy!"

I knew a few guys who posted on a lifting forum who were involved in bashing a supplement company and later were sued by that company for posts made on a message board. It was unreal.

let me see an example of how well they pay

and I can respect construction workers...tough ****ing job

I'd never do that. My hands are way too perfect for construction.

Well, I DO wear a clock around my neck.

because you are dumb

You know what time it is!

This is a graphical description of this thread.

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3-5 grand for trimming a house out. Three days worth of work. That's just low labor shit. Easy shit for good money.

Who pulls their pants down in the middle of an ass beating?

I believe Pootie copped to that once.

Well since you asked...

Lots of the new regime think Moeaki is finished with the team.
Sutton likes Abdullah more than Kendrick Lewis.
I asked what was the tipping point for Fisher over Joeckel and was told that Joeckel wasn't in the discussion with Fisher for 1.

Nothing earth shattering.

That he did. However, I think that picture is of Clay.


Pre-modeling career of course.

don't misrepresent my stories

You satisfied Hootie? Dumbass.

They must of fell in love with Fisher or something.

Not until I see your 2012 tax return.

Now let's litter this cesspool with football talk.

It's interesting to me that Joke wasn't even in the discussion. I wonder how much of that was a byproduct of system and how much was because he sometimes plays "soft," despite Gruden's valient attempts to make him hard?

:LOL:

PM it to me.

Misrepresent what? That despite being 6'3" you're the biggest pussy that ever lived?

You couldn't read it bleary eyed from your last bender anyway.

Tried to ask what they didn't like about Joeckel but didn't get a reply.

DAQUIRIS!!!! ****ing Gay

It has to be Fisher's athleticism, doesn't it?

No.

The fact you are saying it was in the middle of an ass beating when it fact it wasn't...

it was a tactic that prevented one

SUE ME for being a quick thinker. I can't afford to be getting into bar fights. I'm a daytime professional, I can't get black eyes.

You're a coward and a ****. Sugarcoat it however you like. Apparently staying drunk all the time helps.

it's daiquiris bro

daiquiris

I'd love to see Frazod beat Hootie's ass and then Frazod in jail.

That would be amazing!

Still ****ing Gay.

ok cool

I still have prime physique!

NBD BRO

NBD

I'd rather be drunk and awesome than fat, bald, lame, disgusting and horrible

naaa what I mean, bruh?

I'd run laps around his fatass...I have elite agility.

Now I have probably hurt his feelings so badly in this thread there is a shot he shoots me. But hey, it was a good run.

Hootie wouldn't be worth the time. It would be hulk smash if Hootie ever got into a fight. Down goes Hootie.

oh darn

I can't fight.

I'm so ashamed

I have no doubt Frazod would be huffing and puffing throughout this ordeal...but one good shot to your jaw and you're going down.

If Frazod can land one shot before he has a heart attack...he wins the fight.

But he also ends up in jail...which means you win...

I think a Planet where Frazod is posting from jail and Hootie is chuckling about it literally every day...would be amazing.

nah they wouldn't put him in jail for that

he'd just get a misdemeanor

Clay wanted to know what it would be like. I told him. It is what it is bro. You gotta live with it.

gotta live with what?

Those books Frazod reads must be ****ing heavy. I'm sure he could jack someone with a well timed punch.

thinking people who fight are gay?

cool

I will accept to live with that.

You've admitted to grabbing another man's dick to avoid him hitting you. Seriously, you are the biggest ****ing pussy that ever lived. Have you ever sucked a dick to avoid a beating? Is there anything you'd not stoop to doing other than being a man?

So I'm old now. Happens to everybody. But I was never a gutless **** like you.

Quick, Pootie, go find your big friends to stop me from posting! LMAO Puss

Being a pussy.

I'd like to see the post where I admitted to grabbing a guy's dick so he didn't hit me?

what?

that makes no sense

I have grabbed my fair share of dick though.

oh whatever will I do

I'll lose all of these fights I've never once gotten into.