ChiefsPlanet - The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

I wonder if this will end up being like one of those commercials where they go, "Reason #26 to use...." but there never was a 1-25 given.
This thread will just go from 75 to 40 then 25.

Hootie

05-22-2013 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9699395)

I'm moderately interested in this exercise. Hootie has demonstrated tremendous wit on occasion. However, maintaining tremendous wit across 101 roastings requires unique and original material. I'm pretty sure that I'm going to lose interest at #97, after the 4th straight shot across Frazod's husky bow. At this point, I think Hootie is simply repeating crap he reads on fourchan and probably can't form a cohesive insult all by himself. But I could be wrong. I've been wrong before. I've just never been wrong about Hootie before.

seriously?

if there is one thing I'm good at

it's forming "cohesive insults"

Donger

05-22-2013 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9699698)

I wonder if this will end up being like one of those commercials where they go, "Reason #26 to use...." but there never was a 1-25 given.
This thread will just go from 75 to 40 then 25.

http://i.minus.com/iTmUltxVD3EfO.gif

Hootie

05-22-2013 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9699686)

It's like watching Jerry Springer, except you get to tell Springer what a ****ing chode he is. And he responds.

it infuriates you that my popularity is undeniable

blaise

05-22-2013 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9699704)

it infuriates you that my popularity is undeniable

Car wrecks are often a popular spectacle to passing motorists.

SAUTO

05-22-2013 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9699708)

Car wrecks are often a popular spectacle to passing motorists.

What about a train wreck that ends up with a bunch of cars piled up because some idiot old man stops to look?
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Hootie

05-22-2013 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9699708)

Car wrecks are often a popular spectacle to passing motorists.

off the list

p.s.

I use to frequent a 24 hour bowling alley in Plano when I lived in Dallas

Frazod

05-22-2013 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9699723)

off the list

p.s.

I use to frequent a 24 hour bowling alley in Plano when I lived in Dallas

LMAO

So the main criteria for being on this list is not thinking you're a ****ing reerun?

I doubt if there are 99 people who've met you in your life that would qualify.

Sweet Daddy Hate

05-22-2013 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9699737)

LMAO

So the main criteria for being on this list is not thinking you're a ****ing reerun?

I doubt if there are 99 people who've met you in your life that would qualify.

LMAO
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dlphg9

05-22-2013 08:42 AM

Hoot I'm still waiting on that kiss

Pasta Little Brioni

05-22-2013 08:44 AM

...of course we COULD see Sweet Daddy here, just so Hootie can roast him.

MTG#10

05-22-2013 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9699678)

No doubt.

By **** you.

Sorry It's a little slow in here this morning.

**** you all
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No, that's just you dipshit.

Mr. Plow

05-22-2013 08:47 AM

Hai guyz!

http://i.imgur.com/1vj1DPV.jpg

SAUTO

05-22-2013 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 9699758)

No, that's just you dipshit.

Lol. Do you want me to start paying rent on all that space I take up in your brain? Or does your boyfriend collect the money?
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