I will continue to post where I want, when I want, and contradict anything I want...whenever I want.

When you're as engaging, riveting and spectacular as I am?

I'm doing everyone a favor.

You're welcome ChiefsPlanet...for gracing you with my presence.

I make a great board legendary. Austin loves me.

This thread has become sad.

Well, Hootie came back.

I get that. But, if he annoys someone or his posts do why is it so hard to ignore him?

I guess that would be too logical.

it's honestly not hard to ignore threads

but thanks for your post

you'll still maintain irrelevant...but we're glad such an irrelevant poster can post her opinion on here

say you never posted again...ever

do you think anyone in like 2 months would be like, "gee, where did that CJizzles guy go?"

...pretty sad for 10K+ posts

Your tongue is a spectacular place to rest my penis. Thank you, lying whore.

I would be okay with all of this.

If your heart isn't healthy enough for sex I doubt it can handle my oral...so I'd rest that flaccid embarrassment somewhere else.

Who said my heart isn't healthy enough for sex?

You really don't know shit do you?

I've had sex at least 4 times in the past month with mixes reviews.

tl;dr

Just...kidding.

That wasn't my motive for repping it. patteau pretty much nailed why I repped it in his first line of that fake "excerpt."

So you're saying you suck a mean cock?

I laugh at this great image hootie pie has created for himself.

I own hootie.

Yeah. Want a whirl?

Outside of Adam Carolla, no one RECEIVES oral as good as I do. All the same, I think I'll pass, feather boa or no.