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Two tough games to start the season hoping it gets the guys focused right off the bat no time for a SB hangover.

Andy will have them ready to roll

Don't forget "NFL rigged it for Chiefs to have extra rest against the Ravens and Bengals!"

Sorry guys, you're ****ed.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Five observations from today’s voluntary <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bengals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bengals</a> workout:<br>1. Joe Burrow took part in every drill and looked great. To my eye, there’s no discernible difference in his throws following wrist surgery <a href="https://t.co/eOkluAP7O9">pic.twitter.com/eOkluAP7O9</a></p>&mdash; Dan Hoard (@Dan_Hoard) <a href="https://twitter.com/Dan_Hoard/status/1790441151536742673?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 14, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

So no excuses from the Bungles when they lose.

Is Joe going to play defense?

Great! If he can somehow manage to get through camp without another injury, the Chiefs get to beat the bungles at full strength, just how we like it.

Is Joe going to not look like crap at the beginning of the season like he always does?

Their game #3 opponent is in trouble after CJ's done:

When planting roses one of the most common instructions is always to “toss a cup of bone meal in the bottom of the hole”. The reasoning behind this is that bone meal is phosphate, roses really need it and since it doesn't travel through the soil quickly it's best to put it in the hole.

That wrist gon get tested like a Bengals fan in county for stealing copper

Excuses are for losers.

2022: 0-2
2023: 0-2

Outscored 91-64 in those games.

Pitiful.

So true

Huh? He looks ****ing awful. NOTICEABLE differences than past years. You don't have the eye to evaluate football.

Remember when Bengals fans blamed their AFCCG loss to KC on the refs/rigged/script? Good times those were.

Who do the Bengals root for opening night? Amusing predicament.

Everyone not a Chiefs fan roots for them to lose. It's the price we pay for greatness.

Bangles always start slow. I'm actually glad to get them early...

So not only do the bengals keep tee higgins and have another 1st-2nd round talent in burton, along with a solid O line, whats the excuses for burrow?

Personally rooting against the Ravens wk 1.

AFCN could be highly competitive/brutal again this season. The ratbirds definitely top competition in that division. They must lose and lose as often as possible.

I'm gonna ignore this cause you don't know how to football.

I remembered when fans of NFL teams blamed losses on everything but the fact their team didn't get the job done, every week for the last forever.

I've evaluated all his throws this offseason...not good. You realize I'm right about most player evaluations right? You...do...realize...that?

No.

We don't get the other 4 observations?

He's cooked

If you go to the tweet, yes.

If you said you were good at evaluating cooking (eating), i'd believe that. Football? Not a chance.

4 made up bullshit things from a Bengal homer dick sucker

Their defense is ****ing GARBAGE now too ROFL

LMAO i'm sure the bengals play by play guy is going to give you an unbiased take on a practice

Don't worry. I've evaluated it...and he's a homer piece of trash making things up. Similar to what Lammey and Stevens do out in Pile High

Homers like rfaulk EAT THIS SHIT UP though

The sources out in Cincy...CONFIRMED my posts. Uh oh...

Chew on this for a while cause you'll be crying when it happens at Arrowhead.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Joe Burrow ➡️ Jermaine Burton..<br><br>INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS!! 💉 <a href="https://t.co/kCvULHy8U7">pic.twitter.com/kCvULHy8U7</a></p>&mdash; The Dynasty Grill (@FFDynastyGrill) <a href="https://twitter.com/FFDynastyGrill/status/1790757724826808556?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 15, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Effortless flick, spiral, on the money.

Mr "evaluator" ROFL

That duck? Remember Manning at Pile High his last year against KC? That pass looked just like those in the game we shut their asses out in.

Washed. He sounded dejected in his interview. His hand still isn't right after all these months. WAAAAAAAAASHED!

Mahomes was drafted in 2017. There is only one active QB to ever beat him.

LMAO

In the playoffs.

Yes. Its too bad hes a massive phaggot. Dude gonna be working at Skyline Chili by the time hes 30 cuz i juries and pleasing the glory hole.

He's gonna ruin football this year for your favorite team, the Kansas City Chiefs.

WOW!! That looked almost as good as the pass Bo Dix made to whoever it was, where NOONE WAS COVERING HIM!!! OMG!!!!!

That Bengals draft...that's all or a zero, Mims and Burton have obvious upside but the floors on those guys is like not in the league in 5 years floors.

Unless he can go back in time and remove our rings he has zero to ruin shit around here.

The Browns are more your speed

Do the Bengals play the Bucs this year? Glass Joe better watch it. Bake Show is is out and about.

Who was first with that?

Tell me it was you. That'd make me happy...

It wasn’t. I heard Nick Wright say it but I have no doubt CPers were using it for months

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Joe Burrow heard he was getting some competition for gayest QB in the NFL.

He looks like those gay magicians, Sigfried and Roy

I wonder if the Cincinnati mayor (power bottom) makes Joe Burrow wear his uniform when they’re stemming the rose…..

I'm telling ya, that's Kristen Stewart.

The long hair differently makes him look different

The Cleveland Browns

-nope, The Thriller look held

All the fat, bald guys blasting on the luscious locks. ROFL

jellybitches

It's good to see that she's breaking the glass ceiling. Also cool of the bungles to give her a shot

Someone ask Clay if he's about to betray Obi-Wan . . . . . .

LMAO

Perfect.

Never thought of that until you said it. That was very well played.

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i wanna see that bitch pulled down by his hair as he's about to throw a game winning TD

penalty sure but who cares and you lose on the next play you bitch

Real QBs have dad bods

He’s gonna look so good on the sidelines in shorts and a hoodie with that hair flowing.

why not bleach it joe

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Ringless Joe will still be ringless when he's fat and bald, brah. Just accept it and move on.

Joe burrow looks like Kristen Stewart playing Joe burrow in a movie about Patrick Mahomes.

He's Joe Dirt now. Career over.

Yup that wrist injury about to make Cincys playoff dreams disappear

What wrist injury?

He's toast junior

Live it. Love it.

He's referring to his limp wrist.

Oh, I forgot that the Bengals were a team.

Yeah. They got uniforms and everything.

It was a good run while it lasted that one season where they didn’t win the SB. That division is brutal, and I just don’t see the Bridesmaids pulling it out in the end. LameArm probably takes the division again.

You know what they don’t have?

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Ain't nothin over till i say it's over, breddah.