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The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=283869)

HD-DVD

Perfect. Well done

Not enough on the extreme lack of value of Pete threads and his nonsensical DC posts but other than that a good effort.

Actually I'm gonna go excellent effort, 5 pooties.

This is how I feel when reading a Hamas roast. I am the girl.

http://i.imgur.com/7ZVAycm.gif

The ****ing Arch Deluxe

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10750285)

This is how I feel when reading a Hamas roast. I am the girl.

http://i.imgur.com/7ZVAycm.gif

I'll be your Paul Walker anyday, baby.

all of you ****ers make no sense whatsoever

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Originally Posted by SkipperSeamen (Post 10750308)

all of you ****ers make no sense whatsoever

Your and idiot, n00b!

That was the roast a poster as bad as Pete deserves.

Nice work.

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Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 10750323)

That was the roast a poster as bad as Pete deserves.

Nice work.

Absolutely.

I knew Hamas would do it the right way.

I feel like there should have been something in there about pete arguing that the most impressive individual accomplishment in baseball is hitting for the cycle.

I DEMAND that Hamas roast me when we get to the top 10. I'm certain it will be the best laugh of my life.

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10750396)

I DEMAND that Hamas roast me when we get to the top 10. I'm certain it will be the best laugh of my life.

I may be in need of your services shortly. There is a roast only you can do best.

That was the obliteration I called for...awesome

Looking forward to the roast SNR was excited for. There's a steam men...

I keep wondering where Frazod will make the list.

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10750467)

I may be in need of your services shortly. There is a roast only you can do best.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oNSrdrsgg8...kurgitends.jpg

Pete makes me think of a cross between the guy from Ancient Aliens and Rex Hudler

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10750475)

I keep wondering where Frazod will make the list.

A Thig Lyfe roast of Frazod would be epic. Too bad Thig couldn't follow the rules around here.

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10750479)

Pete makes me think of a cross between the guy from Ancient Aliens and Rex Hudler

"Go ahead and just look at those Baghdad Batteries!"

The Count hath accepted. Dis gun be gooooood.

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10750482)

The Count hath accepted. Dis gun be gooooood.

Holy shit Alex Smith is a poster?

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10750249)

#Fifty-whogivesa****?

petegz

 Pete Gas was the worst wrestler in the most ridiculous stable ever conjured from the Dianabol-fueled brain of Vince McMahon. It’s fitting that the roasted dumbass shares his name with an utterly forgettable ****wagon of suck.

Pete Gas hates refs. Pete Gas hates everything else, too, including you and this sentence.

Pete Gas makes you re-evaluate your own priorities and moral code. Alas, Pete Gas is not Socrates, just a pile of mis-matched neurons so mangled that it makes you wonder how you could support something he does. Pete is a walking counterargument for all he hates.

Pete Gas makes you want to shit in your mouth because he uses a toilet bowl.

When you argue with Pete you’re left explaining that home teams get preferential calls in college basketball and that, although a driving player’s sweat may have sprayed upon the brow of a defender, sloshing perspiration does not equate to a missile dropkick, and thus no offensive foul.

When you argue with Pete Gas about the Royals, you are left defending Ned Yost at times. No, Gas did not execute a rhetorical trap—it’s just not possible to bitch about everything someone does all the time.

But before you hate on Pete Gas too much, remember this.

In 1995, Mr. Gas was younger, thinner, and still just as dull. He had just finished a short tour of the bar circuit in Jasper, Missouri as a roadie for a Collective Soul cover band. He took the sawbuck and vertebral subluxation for hauling their amps, slapped on his LA Lights, and went to a local spank shack on the side of I-49. On his way behind the black curtain, before he could drop in his first quarter to see the local dwarf scrog a burro behind Plexiglas, there he saw her: his mother on the cover of Internal Reamplay 4: Painting the Lines, featuring Jerry Markbright, Jerome Bogar, and Jeff Triplette.

Before you pillory Gas too much, remember that your mom has not sucked semen and fecal matter out of her own ass, blowing bubbles with it on VHS-C so she could score a gelcap of he’ron. Although you may have done it yourself if you’re beach tribe.

Although that may excuse his hatred for the zebra set, there is no proper penance for someone with the worst taste of anyone who has dragged digital ass across this server.

Pete Gas misses the Arch Deluxe

Pete Gas drinks Shasta, even though he can afford Hee Haw

Pete Gas believes Michael Bay is a visionary.

Pete Gas wants you to buy a WiiU, too.

Pete Gas has a sick collection of HD-DVD.

Pete Gas has a sixer of Steel Reserve in the wine cooler for a special
occasion.

Pete Gas had all the members of Nickelback sign his autobiography of Scott Stapp

Pete Gas dresses up as Robin Thicke when he is role-playing with his wife, who wears an Obama mask. Don’t judge a hate-****.

Pete Gas’s favorite character on The Wire was Lt. Marimow and he hated Slim Charles.

But worst of all, Pete Gas makes you wish you were from Kansas.

http://i.imgur.com/6SlZMhC.gif

Absolutely gorgeous roast.

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10750485)

Holy shit Alex Smith is a poster?

and he piled upon the white whale's hump

if his post had been a cannon

he would have shot his heart upon it

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10750480)

A Thig Lyfe roast of Frazod would be epic. Too bad Thig couldn't follow the rules around here.

I miss Thig Lyfe. That guy was absolutely hilarious.

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10750493)

I miss Thig Lyfe. That guy was absolutely hilarious.

I just went back and read through the, "Post in here and I'll tell you if you're Frazod" thread. Good shit. LMAO

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10750493)

I miss Thig Lyfe. That guy was absolutely hilarious.

Capn Ds
Peyton Manning

There you go. It's like he never left. So funnay!!!!

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10750493)

I miss Thig Lyfe. That guy was absolutely hilarious.

We agree.

SNR and Hamas have put life back in this thread. Kudos, fellas.

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10750513)

SNR and Hamas have put life back in this thread. Kudos, fellas.

You can always count on CP's big guns.

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10750509)

Capn Ds
Peyton Manning

There you go. It's like he never left. So funnay!!!!

He was like having our very own Andy Kaufman on here.

SNR and Hamas two of CPs best minds. SNR has saved this roast.

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10750490)

and he piled upon the white whale's hump

if his post had been a cannon

he would have shot his heart upon it

So sacc is up next.

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10750493)

I miss Thig Lyfe. That guy was absolutely hilarious.

I agree too. **** hootie and other banned tards, Thiggy was the one guy I miss.

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10750564)

So sacc is up next.

Would be good. Tough draw though. So much material to work with but still had to be properly brutal enough. Would require an epic effort to be degrading enough.

Sacc degrades himself with each post

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10750569)

Would be good. Tough draw though. So much material to work with but still had to be properly brutal enough. Would require an epic effort to be degrading enough.

Gotta get some material in there on his Project Runway-esque dissing of hot girls for being disgusting hags based on some less than flattering pic he dug up somewhere, some time.

"Long vertical hip bone" must be mentioned.

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10750549)

He was like having our very own Andy Kaufman on here.

20 plattas....dude can stay buried and gone as well

SNR must be lubing up and ready to rape

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10751625)

SNR must be lubing up and ready to rape

I'm gonna do that "other" roast first.

Maybe I'll get my special one out tonight as well if the reaction is lukewarm and the crowd gets restless.

BTW has the listmaker checked in yet? Are we able to put in "official" names?

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10751640)

BTW has the listmaker checked in yet? Are we able to put in "official" names?

He is AWOL still, but I am calling all of these official including Hamas roast. We roll on.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10750596)

Sacc degrades himself with each post

Oh, you silly fat assed loving scrawny pile of monkey shit.

That you could live in a world so fit with degradation that my posts would actually sublimate themselves into the CP collective and be accepted as the norm rather than the transcendent.

Alas, you do not.

Although, after a ten hour shift in a stark white and newly laundered T-shirt, I did pick out a healthy pile of navel link and cotton residue this afternoon that had an arrangement of abdominal hairs and lint that most likely would have reminded you of the wrinkled starfish of a late-20's caucasian woman that had been to the gym religiously over the past six months, but who had also consumed far too many Taco Bell Triple Steak Burritos at 1:37 a.m. after $0.50 draft Wednesday nights at her local watering hole. i.e., the bitch has a big ol' ass. (At least, when I yanked that pile of lint and hair from my navel, I thought of you...that has to count for something, right?)

The purity of it, coloration wise, stunk of bleach and Q-Tips.

I bet you a dollar to a doughnut you are semi-erect right now.

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10750602)

Gotta get some material in there on his Project Runway-esque dissing of hot girls for being disgusting hags based on some less than flattering pic he dug up somewhere, some time.

While I feel that I am not Top-100 worthy (with so many excellent contributors to this board, my presence is barely felt I am sure), I am glad to see that those who like to **** pigs and hags are being represented...

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10752175)

Seriously. This is horrible.

2 pooties.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10752225)

Seriously. This is horrible.

2 pooties.

You're feeling generous.

I can't believe this is still a thing

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10752328)

I can't believe this is still a thing

serious business
http://i.imgur.com/rtjvWJF.jpg

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10752328)

I can't believe this is still a thing

It's alive and better than ever.

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10752331)

It's alive and better than ever.

I see that. I'm not in it, but it is entertaining.

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10752332)

I see that. I'm not in it, but it is entertaining.

We got 55 names to go. Plenty of roasts left.

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10752333)

We got 55 names to go. Plenty of roasts left.

I think I roasted myself pretty well last year. How you been snr?

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10752334)

I think I roasted myself pretty well last year. How you been snr?

Busy but good.

I want Kevin Love's bitch ass off my Timberwolves, though. His whine session about how David Khan raped him into signing his first extension was completely classless, and now he's doing the whole, "I just want to win" shit.

If/when he goes to Cleveland, I want to see my nickname for him catch on nationally: The Pink Panther.

Seriously. He turns pink when he sweats. It's kind of disgusting, actually.

Eh, work has caught up with me and I'm getting tired.

I'll get two roasts done tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10752336)

Fair enough. I need Cleveland to get a title!

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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10752328)

I can't believe this is still a thing