I'm shocked that there's been no "The one that you find attractive." Cross-thread humor on this yet.

You know we mostly agree on that sort of thing, but this place is slipping.

:shake:

Uh...that lady got put in jail for some time, I'm fairly certain.

That's attempted murder, kiddos - no two ways about it.

This clip is old but a few of these crack me up. Some are stupid though.

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Karma wins...

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Looks like the victim just walked on out of the tunnel. The attacker had her legs crushed under the train and is facing 20 years for attempted murder.

Bad move, sporto.

EDIT: To answer rainman's question - coworkers where the woman that was shoved was dating the attacker's ex-boyfriend. Women are !@#$ing nuts, man.

Excellent.

ROFL ROFL

Cats are awesome.

Wow. ;-)

I won't ever have a cat, but if I did, it would be a Scottish Fold.

Those damn cats are just frustratingly cute...

The Folds are awesome. They're also terribly difficult to find without paying an assload of money.

It's Friday, Y'all.

Eh, you're talking to a guy that had his last puppy bred from semen shipped in from Oregon.

I'm stupid about animals, but I figure I'm going to have the things for 10-15 years so I'll pay what it takes to get what I want. A $1,500 cat is only $100/yr; $8/mo. Well hell, that's coffee money.

my next dog I'm 90% certain it'll be a Doberman. but I would want a pure bred one. $$$. though, all of my other dogs are adopted, and I swear they're more grateful because of it. I've looked at Doberman Rescues too.

LOVE Dobermans. I, too, want a Doberman or maybe a Belgian Malinois.

I think Donger has one if I'm not mistaken. A good dog to keep him company on his oil rig.

Take a shot every time she awkwardly puts her hands on her thighs.....

my last dog
an 80 lb german-australian shepard mix
she didn't know big dogs don't catch freebees and do ( vertical) 360's in the air
she also used to do her own tip drill

This looks like it belongs in the Nope Nope Noppity Nope thread because I am not clicking on it!

im dyin here.

I had a Doberman I loved for about a year back in my early teens, way too high energy for the suburbs, though. Loved nothing more than winding up the neighbor's pugs by running them up and down the fence-line.

Ended up ACTUALLY moving to a farm upstate. Nothing grim, a farmer at our church turned him into quite the herding dog, visited him a few times in the ensuing years.

Loved that dog, Tramp was his name.

Picture Snoop Dog, reincarnated with the body of a purebred doberman and the personality of some big dumb boxer, endless enthusiasm.

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Nice job warning your friend douchebag LMAO

Three broken vertebrae in my neck? yeah, we're still pals... asshole.

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:LOL:

:D

Seriously, all the \Omaha stuff is overused to the point where a shit-ton of them are ridiculous reaches now, but that one was begging for it and no one jumped on it.

Cheufs Planet, I am disappoint.

I love watching that show. There are so many brutal falls.

Give KCDR a call. They are highly reputable.

Thanks. :thumb:

ROFL

Use froggy voice when you eat old fruit salad.

know how I know you're gay?

http://media.giphy.com/media/5BEIaiWmnEbVm/giphy.gif

He's pretty gay.

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LMAO I found this hilarious for some reason .

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27 burned out signs fail:
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LMAO...

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Bonus funny: ANAL and ATM and 69 in the same pic.....

I knew he'd done this repeatedly, but not this many times.

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Remember back when Rodgers was a backup QB and serial photobomber?

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Mac and Me, that was an awful movie. ROFL

A classis WTF 80's movie though, there are a bunch of them.

FYP

Norris Mario Bros...

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Yes there are, too many 80's guilty pleasure to go around.

spot on

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Does a heart good. :thumb:

LMAO

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JFC buch of ogres.......

Or a bunch of regular sized people next to midgets.

Backwards bullshit Mr. Ogre.

:D

ROFLROFL

Shut up shorty.

The brunette in white belongs in the EPIC WIN thread.

Shrek!

LMAO

Fish comes running up....Mr. Plow says "Sit down bitch!"


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I could jump up and punch you in the balls you know.

This shit had me in tear LMAO

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Is that from a movie?

No, that's a load shift causing a cargo plane to crash in Afghanistan. :(

Yikes. That's messd up.

What a little shit... (from Home Alone)

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Lol? Haha

All the women on the right are wearing the flattest shoes possible too.

that's ****ed up

Mr. Plow vs. Fish.....round 2


http://i.imgur.com/0BzZyh3.gif

I hope this Plow vs Fish thing ends this way ...

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LMAO