Probably something like "Tengo la uva gatorade atrás en mi lugar".

Hmm, I don't think that really works as a direct translation. Proverbs often don't go word for word because they rely on cultural references.

I think if I were trying to get across the idea of "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth" I would say "A buen hambre no hay pan duro".

How the hell do you know Spanish so well?

No parezca un caballo de regalo en la boca?

Beggers cant be choosers.

Do not look like a horse of gift in the mouth.

How would you translate My Prostate is enflamed?

Hmm, I don't remember for sure.

"Todo se resuelve que no sea la muerte" is a good one. Everything works itself out as long as it isn't death.

Have you noticed where he lives?

Wait, theres a New Mexico?

How romantic.

BTW aren't you going to ask how I know it so well?

Really? Yeah, I can see that as a reasonable translation. Language is particularly susceptable to interpretation. Especially when translating.

I studied Spanish literature.

translator

Alright well, Im off to mi cama? I dont even know if that made sense. I hope cama means bed.

Wait, I have to see this thread hit 4,000

Yeah, when El Borracho quoted me I realized that I had already given myself away.

yep. Although it's not new, and it's not Mexico.



Heh. I know you are kidding but you would be stunned how many Americans really don't know that New Mexico is a state.

Soy un jotito dañado por un novio cruel.

I'm probably not going to be much help, I need to hit the hay soon.

Actually no. I was over at my cousins house in La Jolla, and some weird kid from Santa Barbara was smokin with us and I was tellin everybody about this chick from New Mexico, and he literally said New Mexico?

Okay I dont know spanish that well, and Im not using a translator but...

I have a little dandy for a cruel boyfriend?

What? Like it matters how rested you are on a Wednesday. It's like the least important day of the week.

Let's see what Bugeater's online translator says...

Tomorrow's my Tuesday. Today was the first day I've worked this week, and I have to work Saturday to make up for Monday. This is going to be a screwed up week.

Alright, geez, here's another post then.

Wait, Im pretty sure joto means bundle of sticks...

So I am a little bundle of sticks something cruel boyfriend.

Remind us what it is that you do.

I am a jotito damaged by a cruel fiancé.

Scan medical records.

I'm a little (homo) damaged by my cruel boyfriend.

Thats disgusting.

Now that's the kind of post that's going to end up in someone's sig line.

Hey, did you ever see the toy tree out in PB?

No, whats that?

Tengo que hacer una evacuación.

OK this is my last post for the night. You all are on your own for the other 17.

peace out

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I translated Suck My Ball Sack from English to Spanish back to English back to Spanish back to English back to Spanish and Back to English and this is what I got.

Suck my market of ball

wuss

Cmon everybody. Lets get to 4000 before I go to bed.

damnit, I need to go to bed, yet I feel the need to stay up and watch this go to 4000

A-ha! I'm still here! :cuss:

10

Liar

Aha! Then you lied to us! Liar!

7

WE CAN DO IT.

beat you to it.

3997

I get to sleep in a nice warm bed for the first time since Thursday.

Bummer. For literally decades a woman in PB hung toys and trinkets and signs from the tree in her yard. It wasn't a big deal, but it was interesting. We used to get our friends inebriated and then take them on a walk. When we would get to the tree, we would just stop walking and start whispering "toys". Usually, it would take a few minutes for the noobies to figure out what the heck we were doing. Unfortunately, it is gone now- the woman passed away about a year ago.

My favorite sign in the yard said, People should build bridges instead of walls.

1 More.

Edit: Wow this is actually 4000. Sick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I noticed.

It depends on what your definition of "is" is.

you suck

:hmmm:

That is weird, at what point did it go to market?

OK, now I'm out for sure.

my bed is warm every night.





And with that, I'm off to bed. See you all tommorow night.

Tease.

'Night.

I'm off to bed myself.

Somehow it turned Sack into Bolsa and then Bolsa into Market

Yeah but anyways, I gotta go to bed as well, I only have 50 more posts til I get to 1000 tommorow, or some other day.

Good Night All

Hmmm, not sure why that would be but there you go. Sack into bolsa makes sense but I don't see where they came up with market.

I think I'm alone now
Doesn't seem to be any-
One around

agreed, watched it last night and I was rolling from start to finish


btw, if you don't know what it means then you probably can't afford it

Like you really need any proof to know you are the pulse of this thread.

you have me on ignore for this handle too????

I didn't think this thread could reach 4,000 last night

Singing Tiffany is Ghey NTTAWWT, and you seem to be an old person, so you are probably singing the original by the shondells, am I right?

Hows everybody doing tonight?

Good night

I'm good..

F**k off.

Thank you..

F**k you.

You sure are testy tonight.