My freshman year of high school I had probably 100 people tell me I looked like David Spade.

That's what I'm saying...

If you want to trust her and believe in her, then do it...if she goes out with friends...no questions..."have a good time!" and find something else to do that doesn't involve stalking or worrying about what she's doing...

If you're going to be worried...it's better to bite the bullet now and move the **** on...

Take it from me...I had a girlfriend for the last two years of high school and a little into my first year of college...I was devastated when it was finally ENTIRELY over...it took time to get over...but that ended up being the best thing that ever happened to me because single life (as a young kid) is so much better than the bullshit that happens in those types of relationships..

I'm open to being in non-serious relationships...those are awesome...but I think dudes like you and me are way too young to be tied down...we're suppose to experience all of these different types of relationships so when the right one hits us...we know.

This is probably one of your first...and I promise it won't be the last...so before you make any rash decisions about wanting to trust a girl deleting texts from another dude...remember that, in a year from now (if you broke up), you wouldn't give two shits and you'd probably look back and laugh about how much she sucked.

I know that's what happened with me and my wrist cutting psycho ex-girlfriend.

You should get a really fat friend....

That or grow a mullet.

Cliff notes! I need cliff notes!

What's going on? Someone got a highlights reel?

Marriage is supposed to be a survey of 100's, not 1.

Dude. "Nevermind! It's all better now." Doesn't really work in a situation like this. That said, enjoy it as long as you can, I guess. Odds are you've got some make-up sex coming.

But still... Beware.

(I feel like the Mecca of relationships.)

At the time I hung out with someone that people thought resembled Chris Farley, the only problem was I was more funny than him... and he didn't look as much like Farley as I did Spade.

dude I used to drink a 12 pack of Coke a day...any food I wanted...and wouldn't gain an ounce.

When I was 22 and working out every day...I hit about the perfect weight for me...

I was at softball practice today...I play left center...dude after shagging flyballs for an hour I was about dead...I'm going full blast because I don't want to misjudge any balls Monday (our first real game) but still.

I'm going to be sore as shit tomorrow...it's almost depressing...but I'm getting a summer rec pass and I've already got two basketball leagues I'm signed up for...so my athletic prowess will return!

The weight thing is weird, some people love not being able to put on weight and staying thin. Unless you do something where you need to be bigger then it really really sucks..

Everyone is just different, I've seen people that could literally take down a weeks worth of calories in a day and not be able to gain weight and others that could drastically cut them and just could not lose weight.

I'd pee on her

Hootie'd pee on you.

It's all about perspective.

Hootie would pee on a dead rat now so lets have a bit of realism here.

I can't believe all this shit is going down in my city and I'm not there to document it all firsthand.

That did make me feel better.

I can't believe you all are wanting me to read 700 posts to get caught up from last night's posts.

So Hootie is great, better than the lawyers and doctors on here, because he is good at a video game? That just screams immature.