I'd say hair like that would probably cost you ~$3K

Plus two dollars a month for haircuts.

The audience is starting to doze off, so the network shows a replay of Danny Shelton hugging Roger Goodell.

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Remember Dontari Poe getting intimate with Goodell?

The network won't replay that.

Maybe we'll start showing Jets fans booing their draft picks.

Sorry about the wait, just got off the river from fishing today.

Jets select Jalen Rivers, OL, Miami

Oh, we've got us a Joe Thomas here, fishing during the draft.

The Carolina Panthers select Jonas Sanker, S, Virginia

The Saints select Dillon Gabriel, QB, Oregon

Have DM'd Billay

The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part

The San Francisco 49ers select D.J. Giddens, RB, Kansas St.

The Carolina Panthers select Oluwafemi Oladejo, DE/LB, UCLA

Damnit Staylor!!!! Femi was my Cardinals pick.

Guess I can't complain because he probably goes close to a full round higher on the actual draft.

That was actually JPH83's pick that he sent me lol.

Fortunately the 49ers and Texas don't pick for awhile so y'all should get some momentum...

The Arizona Cardinals select Xavier Restrepo, WR, Miami

Sending PM shortly.

Meant to upvote lol.

You have to go back a bit to remember the next selector, who has the rare and perhaps unique distinction of playing on the inaugural teams for both the Chiefs, aka Texans (84 games) and the Dolphins (42 games). We present to you Mr. Mel Branch.

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Mel comes onto the stage and tells some charming stories about participating in two different startup teams, and then arrives at his task.

"The Miami Dolphins select JJ Pegues, DT, Ole Miss."

Mel Branch informs the Colts that they're on the clock, though he calls them the Baltimore Colts and swears they're in the NFC.

Son of a ditch!!

The Colts select Denzel Burke CB Ohio State

The Falcons select Emery Jones, OT, LSU

Has Mecca been messaged?

The Cincinnati Bengals select Logan Brown, OL, Kansas

Damn it. Should’ve kept my mouth shut.

Tits select Barryn Sorrell, DE, Texas

Bucs double up at LB and select Jeffrey Bassa, LB, Oregon

The Denver Broncos select Ty Robinson, DT, Nebraska

Pick will be in within the next 30-45 minutes. It's been a day...

The Pittsburgh Steelers select Quincy Riley, CB, Louisville

Pm forthcoming.

The Packers select Sai'vion Jones, DE, LSU

I completely forgot about this dang

The Jacksonville Jaguars select R.J. Harvey, RB, UCF

Man, five picks away.

The fam and I are going to the K tonight. I need to send my pick to staylor, don’t I?

Why?

I don't expect it'll make it back to you until about Thursday...

Yeah we’re kind of crapping out. Too many days where we only get in 1-3 picks. I think we can still be fine but people should really be making better use of the PM system

Yeah... we've been on round 4 for 5 days already and still have a good amount of picks left in it. We have the 3 rounds with the most picks coming up and the draft starts in 17 days. Better quicken the pace up substantially.

I'd cut the delay timer in half and keep it on on weekends at this point.

At this rate, the late rounds are going to be painful

Making the selection for the Los Angeles Rams is none other than Greg Meisner, who played a combined 131 games for the Chiefs (28 games) and Rams (103 games).

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It appears that Greg saw little action during his time with the Chiefs, as no photos are available. But since he played for the Chiefs in 1989 and 1990, he can tell some good stories about playing alongside a young Derrick Thomas and Neil Smith.

Greg acknowledges his lack of Chiefs exposure, and then adds a defensive lineman to the Rams roster.

"The Los Angeles Rams select Jamaree Caldwell, DT, Oregon."

Greg Meisner notifies the Commanders that they're on the clock. He has to show an ID so they'll recognize him as the announcer, though.

Ray Rice announces the pick.

“First of all, happy International Women’s Day.

Second, the Baltimore Ravens select David Walker, Edge, Central Arkansas.”

I appear to have decent access tonight from the my seats.

Monitoring and ready.

I did PM couch potato

Took my guy one pick ahead of me!

Round 5 is somewhat up. I will finish in the morning. Just wanted to get started so I'm not holding us up.

The New Orleans Saints select Sebastian Castro, S, Iowa

Don’t **** it up, Billy RunKC!

Round 5 is up completely.

Careful here, Run.

Poor BossChief ended up getting called "BossReach" for like 5 years because he crossed the CP mock one year.

Best get your ass in here and make your pick before RunBillay ends up sticking...

The Bills select Cody Simon LB Ohio State

The “legend” (Kelce laughs furiously) of Matt Milano is coming to an end after this season.

In my defense, Chargem didn’t message me until almost 1 AM LMAO

That’s not too long of a wait

I stand by my complaint here...

This should be the easiest pick of the entire draft.

Duncan already sent his pick.

DJ will be pleased. As should all of us.

The Kansas City Chiefs select Kyle Williams, WR, Washington St.

I think I see what I would do here for the Chiefs

That was one of two that I was thinking. Another WR was intriguing too.

Good ass pick. Makes up for taking Tuten over my guy Giddens :shake:

Yeah - that just looked like a complete no-brainer to me.

I haven't really been doing any homework at all on late guys (there are still a few guys I had as 4th round picks) so I'm pretty free to bow out gracefully now.

My draft would've been pretty close to Duncans

Conerly
Morrison
Sanders
Ivey
Williams

Though had that pick at the top of 3 been a week later, I'd have probably taken Royals over Sanders -- woulda been a tough decision. At the time the pick was made, though, I'd have gone Sanders. My affinity for Royals has been a little late arriving. That might have changed the Ivey pick but wouldn't have impacted Williams.

If I made all those picks today it probably would've been:

Conerly
Morrison
Royals
Jordan Phillips
Williams

Sorry, busy morning here.

Full Duncan Idaho update (staylor, feel free to copy and paste into the pick if you have a sec).

In the Chiefs draft room, Connor Embree starts nervously jiggling his legs as the pick approaches. He keeps looking at Veach. "Brett, we need him, should we..."

Connor stops short of whatever he was about to say as Veach turns his cold, calculating gaze to the energetic young WR coach.

"Patience. The Bills are too stupid to not **** this up. We're fine."

As the Bills pick comes in and they select another LB who will get hurt all the time and fold like an aluminum chair against playoff offenses, Veach looks at Embree pointedly and says "See. Never. Doubt me. Again. Now call your guy."

On the draft stage, Jeremy Maclin walks out. He smiles broadly as he says "Why you keep letting my man Brett duncan idaho Veach do this, ya'll? 314, let's get behind our CHIEFS!!!"

The Kansas City Chiefs select Kyle Williams, WR, Washington State.

"Day 3 star picks 4 life!" J-Mac exclaims as he steps away and begins to stroll off the stage, before stubbing his toe on the power line running to the podium, collapsing to the ground, and momentarily looking like he's dead. After a few moments, he gets up and limps off stage.

He's seen in the tunnel just seconds later, totally fine.

I need that speed, man. Cold, greasy, explosive, unstoppable speed!

Would kind of stink not getting one of the Day 1-2 DL in this draft, I think. I took a risk there and got a bit lucky.

The Philadelphia Eagles select Gunnar Helm, TE, Texas

Some people are born at the wrong time, and this can be said for our next announcer. Chris Chambers played in 122 combined games for the Chiefs (22 games) and Dolphins (100 games), but he was born too late to play with Dan Marino and too early to play with Patrick Mahomes II. Such is life.

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Chris comes onto the stage and makes a straightforward announcement.

"The Miami Dolphins select Jake Briningstool, TE, Clemson."

Chris notifies the Ravens that they're on the clock and wistfully notes that he would have enjoyed playing with a quarterback like Lama - er, well, Joe Flacco.

Ray Lewis approaches the podium in a white suit.

“Let me take a stab at this.

The Baltimore Ravens select Devin Neal, RB, Kansas.”

Staylor26 has been notified

The Seattle Seahawks select Brashard Smith, RB, SMU

The San Francisco 49ers select Aeneas Peebles, DT, Virginia Tech

We lost our burst. We’re CEH after the injuries.

It took a WEEK to get through the 4th round.

Y'all ain't gonna make it. You have 2 weeks to get through the nastiest slog of the entire process.

We can't keep waiting 12+ hours for picks. It's been 21 hours since the last one.

Next season I'll volunteer to be the Ready 5 Aircraft.

When Hollywood gets shot down, you just launch me off the deck to come make a pick. I'm sure that can't possibly go wrong...

The Minnesota Vikings select Mello Dotson, CB, Kansas

The Carolina Panthers select Zy Alexander, CB, LSU

I went ahead and picked for Billay right away after my pick yesterday since he's checked out. Thought we'd be good. But nope.

You might want to volunteer to do that this year lol

Tits select Warren Brinson, DT, Georgia

Appreciate you sorting it each year staylor, it's a helluva effort. I've only done one and I was amazed it all came together in the end.