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It's crazy slow. Sometimes it loads instant. Others it just spins or takes forever.
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It may be time to give this guy a jingle. https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/...1000_QL80_.jpg |
I just was able to click into and out of 4 threads in like 20 seconds!!
R WE BACK???? |
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I figured this temporary respite was just DaFace scrambling around, doing his best to put a band-aid on it until we get a new setup |
Any update from the mod team regarding the CP site issues for the last couple of days? Essentially I just wouldn't mind knowing if you've identified the problem and have figured out a workable solution going forward. I'm not doubting that you're trying your best in getting something done, but it would be nice for us idiots to know when we can expect the site to be running normally again.
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There probably is an update in the last few pages of this thread but the site won't load anything for me other the most recent page.
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I'm still working on it.
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Maybe it's those ai writers from sports illustrated looking for content.
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Yep...NT just doesn't have the guts for our rabid fandom
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The NFL is trying to destroy all remnants of the Chiefs.
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Any chance CP sees a software upgrade in the future, or a migration to a different platform? |
Today the server is having a no good shitty day.
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I wonder if this might be tied to the recent - last few months - where I had to figure out how to block callers not in my contact list because of the number of calls I was getting from marketers.
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Server be speedy today....
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I’m supposed to be lurking not logging in
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I haven't bene on much, but it's been a rockstar for me.
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Man, these ****ing things are like zombies. They just keep coming, and there's no end to them.
Really starting to wonder if this isn't random. |
Do we need to have a fundraiser?
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Has anyone tried blowing on it?
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*sigh* Sorry dude. I didn't mean to be that mean. I think i've been reading too many staylor posts lately. :( |
Maybe because it now link to NEW WEBSITE
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Seems like the server ain't the only one malfunctioning. What the **** is up with the last few replies? You two sound like a bunch of temperamental limeys.
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Bit rude innit?
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mmmmmm. 4 way. :drool:
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Better, takes a little if you have been off for a while.
But cant complain. Been a lot worse Bots can F-off |
Server on an uptrend today....
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75 members, 1280 guests.
Well, that's a lot better than 30k guests. That would explain why it is fast right now. Wonder how they managed to get the bots to be much (many?) fewer. |
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Then it suddenly cleared up somewhere around midday, it really seems like any fix our guys come up with is eventually figured out/overwhelmed Makes me wonder if its just a matter of our old software not being able to handle new systems as BRC explained to me the other day, or if there is possibly something malicious behind it |
I doubt it's malicious. Imagine these AI web crawlers are a horde of locusts just ingesting everything in their path. Our server just isn't built to withstand it.
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What would you call a malicious attack that's just mildly annoying as opposed to doing something just as easy like taking down the entire site?
Mildy Malcious? Paper Cut Gang? Slightly Inconvenient Attackers? Bills Mafia? |
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Asking for a friend |
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I don’t know much about this stuff but can’t you make it so you HAVE to login to access the site?
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I want to that DaFace and the entire Mod group for all they do here, it's not an easy job and it pays nothing.
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So I'll leave it there |
Its like a rat infestation, looks like you guys pulled out the flamethrower
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I thought it was just my 50 dollar android phone.
Nice to know |
Must have had a breakthrough because somebody just re-enabled guest access.
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- have history deleted of all the drives - defrag all the drives - restart all the drives - install (MORE!) Windows 98 updates This shit literally IS rocket science! |
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I just told ChatGPT I'm having a bad day and it advised me to drink some antifreeze then climb an AIDS tree and set myself on fire.
Think we found our culprit. |
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Guest access is disabled again.
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The good news is the server is responding. This time of day seems to be the worst.
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We're up to about 18k guests now. Hope this doesn't crash the server again.
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We’re doomed. |
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Bubbling right along for me today, it's nice.
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Can we do that little thing with the server that speeds it up, at least for the rest of the day? Opening day and all..
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Server took a fat dumb during the Vinny home run
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Super Slo-Mo for April Fools Day.
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40,000+ “guests” slowing this shit down.
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Have the mods tried running ccleaner and the free version of malwarebytes? That'll speed shit up.
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