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Nirvana58 03-16-2025 01:15 PM

It's crazy slow. Sometimes it loads instant. Others it just spins or takes forever.

Bwana 03-16-2025 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana58 (Post 18000432)
It's crazy slow. Sometimes it loads instant. Others it just spins or takes forever.


It may be time to give this guy a jingle.


https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/...1000_QL80_.jpg

Pablo 03-16-2025 02:23 PM

I just was able to click into and out of 4 threads in like 20 seconds!!

R WE BACK????

Bowser 03-16-2025 03:11 PM

AustinChief's supply order came in

https://i.imgflip.com/433fjf.jpg

Easy 6 03-16-2025 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 18000474)
AustinChief's supply order came in

https://i.imgflip.com/433fjf.jpg

LMAO lets hope so

I figured this temporary respite was just DaFace scrambling around, doing his best to put a band-aid on it until we get a new setup

Womble 03-17-2025 08:47 AM

Any update from the mod team regarding the CP site issues for the last couple of days? Essentially I just wouldn't mind knowing if you've identified the problem and have figured out a workable solution going forward. I'm not doubting that you're trying your best in getting something done, but it would be nice for us idiots to know when we can expect the site to be running normally again.

Womble 03-17-2025 08:50 AM

There probably is an update in the last few pages of this thread but the site won't load anything for me other the most recent page.

AustinChief 03-17-2025 10:19 AM

I'm still working on it.

scho63 03-17-2025 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 18001030)
I'm still working on it.

Good luck!

Smed1065 03-17-2025 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womble (Post 18000978)
Any update from the mod team regarding the CP site issues for the last couple of days? Essentially I just wouldn't mind knowing if you've identified the problem and have figured out a workable solution going forward. I'm not doubting that you're trying your best in getting something done, but it would be nice for us idiots to know when we can expect the site to be running normally again.

Have some bad news, this is normal but usually in-season.

irafreak 03-17-2025 10:31 AM

Maybe it's those ai writers from sports illustrated looking for content.

Raiderhater 03-17-2025 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womble (Post 18000978)
Any update from the mod team regarding the CP site issues for the last couple of days? Essentially I just wouldn't mind knowing if you've identified the problem and have figured out a workable solution going forward. I'm not doubting that you're trying your best in getting something done, but it would be nice for us idiots to know when we can expect the site to be running normally again.

You all across the pond can expect to see the fix six months after we have it here in the states.

Woogieman 03-17-2025 10:39 AM

Yep...NT just doesn't have the guts for our rabid fandom

Pepe Silvia 03-17-2025 10:49 AM

The NFL is trying to destroy all remnants of the Chiefs.

Dartgod 03-17-2025 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 18001030)
I'm still working on it.

Appreciate it, boss!

Any chance CP sees a software upgrade in the future, or a migration to a different platform?

BigRedChief 03-17-2025 11:16 AM

Today the server is having a no good shitty day.

Radar Chief 03-17-2025 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 18000439)
It may be time to give this guy a jingle.


https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/...1000_QL80_.jpg

We'll need a young priest and an old priest.

https://i.ibb.co/pjt05JCP/exorcist.gif

GloryDayz 03-17-2025 07:52 PM

I wonder if this might be tied to the recent - last few months - where I had to figure out how to block callers not in my contact list because of the number of calls I was getting from marketers.

Bearcat 03-17-2025 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 18001721)
I wonder if this might be tied to the recent - last few months - where I had to figure out how to block callers not in my contact list because of the number of calls I was getting from marketers.

Sounds like someone sold your number. Mine was pretty squeaky clean for years and years until either a mortgage or title company sold it. :cuss:

scho63 03-17-2025 08:18 PM

Server be speedy today....

Womble 03-17-2025 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhater (Post 18001038)
You all across the pond can expect to see the fix six months after we have it here in the states.

That's the opposite of what happened on 23 June 2016. A tremendous day.

GloryDayz 03-17-2025 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 18001733)
Sounds like someone sold your number. Mine was pretty squeaky clean for years and years until either a mortgage or title company sold it. :cuss:

It might be, but man oh man I'm lucky that I don't need to answer my phone.

SnakeXJones 03-17-2025 09:05 PM

I’m supposed to be lurking not logging in

scho63 03-17-2025 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 18001745)
Server be speedy today....

Annnnnnnd it's slow again.......:deevee:

Buehler445 03-17-2025 10:30 PM

I haven't bene on much, but it's been a rockstar for me.

Frazod 03-18-2025 06:39 AM

Man, these ****ing things are like zombies. They just keep coming, and there's no end to them.

Really starting to wonder if this isn't random.

rocknrolla 03-18-2025 09:50 AM

Do we need to have a fundraiser?

FlaChief58 03-18-2025 10:06 AM

Has anyone tried blowing on it?

Womble 03-18-2025 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocknrolla (Post 18001904)
Do we need to have a fundraiser?

No. We just need TheGuardian to donate a small proportion of his bitcoin millions to CP.

rfaulk34 03-18-2025 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womble (Post 18000978)
Any update from the mod team regarding the CP site issues for the last couple of days? Essentially I just wouldn't mind knowing if you've identified the problem and have figured out a workable solution going forward. I'm not doubting that you're trying your best in getting something done, but it would be nice for us idiots to know when we can expect the site to be running normally again.

I've got an idea. Why don't you shut the hell up, sit back and wait like everyone else. When you can get in you'll know it works and when you can't you'll know it isn't. ****ing brits man...

*sigh*

Sorry dude. I didn't mean to be that mean. I think i've been reading too many staylor posts lately. :(

Smed1065 03-18-2025 11:15 AM

Maybe because it now link to NEW WEBSITE

Smed1065 03-18-2025 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womble (Post 18001919)
No. We just need TheGuardian to donate a small proportion of his bitcoin millions to CP.

**** U r An ASS. 2nd blocked. **** U.

Womble 03-18-2025 11:32 AM

Seems like the server ain't the only one malfunctioning. What the **** is up with the last few replies? You two sound like a bunch of temperamental limeys.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/hB5IaKJEd...laugh-shaq.gif

George Liquor 03-18-2025 11:34 AM

Bit rude innit?

rfaulk34 03-18-2025 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womble (Post 18002012)
Seems like the server ain't the only one malfunctioning. What the **** is up with the last few replies? You two sound like a bunch of temperamental limeys.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/hB5IaKJEd...laugh-shaq.gif

****ing chavs, man...

FloridaMan88 03-18-2025 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 18002021)
****ing chavs, man...

Are you in a bad mood because the Bungholes just mortgaged their future for continued 9-8, playoff-less seasons?

Womble 03-18-2025 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FloridaMan88 (Post 18002027)
Are you in a bad mood because the Bungholes just mortgaged their future for continued 9-8, playoff-less seasons?

Put yourself in his shoes. If I woke up and had this to look forward to for my dinner, I'd be in a pretty shitty mood too:

https://i.insider.com/5d893e60f4fc24...jpeg&auto=webp

FlaChief58 03-18-2025 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womble (Post 18002035)
Put yourself in his shoes. If I woke up and had this to look forward to for my dinner, I'd be in a pretty shitty mood too:

https://i.insider.com/5d893e60f4fc24...jpeg&auto=webp

One of the few foods that looks better coming out than going in.

rfaulk34 03-18-2025 12:03 PM

mmmmmm. 4 way. :drool:

rfaulk34 03-18-2025 12:04 PM

https://tb-static.uber.com/prod/imag...7a85b117d.jpeg

displacedinMN 03-18-2025 12:04 PM

Better, takes a little if you have been off for a while.
But cant complain. Been a lot worse

Bots can F-off

scho63 03-18-2025 12:21 PM

Server on an uptrend today....

Frazod 03-18-2025 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 18002085)
Server on an uptrend today....

It was absolute dogshit early this morning, which seems to happen often. Not sure if that's when the attacks spike, or if it's just before Kyle and DaFace wake up and start applying band-aids.

Lzen 03-18-2025 12:52 PM

75 members, 1280 guests.

Well, that's a lot better than 30k guests.

That would explain why it is fast right now.

Wonder how they managed to get the bots to be much (many?) fewer.

ShortRoundChief 03-18-2025 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smed1065 (Post 18001976)
Maybe because it now link to NEW WEBSITE

You drinking today, bro?

Easy 6 03-18-2025 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 18002105)
It was absolute dogshit early this morning, which seems to happen often. Not sure if that's when the attacks spike, or if it's just before Kyle and DaFace wake up and start applying band-aids.

I can attest to the truthfulness of that post, it was terrible this morning

Then it suddenly cleared up somewhere around midday, it really seems like any fix our guys come up with is eventually figured out/overwhelmed

Makes me wonder if its just a matter of our old software not being able to handle new systems as BRC explained to me the other day, or if there is possibly something malicious behind it

htismaqe 03-18-2025 01:37 PM

I doubt it's malicious. Imagine these AI web crawlers are a horde of locusts just ingesting everything in their path. Our server just isn't built to withstand it.

Bearcat 03-18-2025 02:15 PM

What would you call a malicious attack that's just mildly annoying as opposed to doing something just as easy like taking down the entire site?

Mildy Malcious?

Paper Cut Gang?

Slightly Inconvenient Attackers?

Bills Mafia?

Easy 6 03-18-2025 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 18002223)
What would you call a malicious attack that's just mildly annoying as opposed to doing something just as easy like taking down the entire site?

Mildy Malcious?

Paper Cut Gang?

Slightly Inconvenient Attackers?

Bills Mafia?

Can you ever NOT be an asshole?

Asking for a friend

DaFace 03-18-2025 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 18002293)
Can you ever NOT be an asshole?

Asking for a friend

:spock:

Mr. Wizard 03-18-2025 03:30 PM

I don’t know much about this stuff but can’t you make it so you HAVE to login to access the site?

GloryDayz 03-18-2025 03:34 PM

I want to that DaFace and the entire Mod group for all they do here, it's not an easy job and it pays nothing.

In B4 KISS-ASS!!!

:popcorn:

Easy 6 03-18-2025 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 18002302)
:spock:

I'm actually a bigtime fan of yours, you do a great job here

So I'll leave it there

poolboy 03-18-2025 04:08 PM

Its like a rat infestation, looks like you guys pulled out the flamethrower

Sassy Squatch 03-18-2025 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Wizard (Post 18002333)
I don’t know much about this stuff but can’t you make it so you HAVE to login to access the site?

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 17980947)
Problem is that guests can't see the forum AT ALL when guest access is off, and that includes Google's spider. If we leave it off for long, literally no one would ever find us. And while that's not the worst thing in the short term, guests see a lot of ads, and those pay the bills.

I've turned guests off for today because I don't have the time to dig into it at the moment, but eventually it needs to come back on.

.

BigRedChief 03-18-2025 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Wizard (Post 18002333)
I don’t know much about this stuff but can’t you make it so you HAVE to login to access the site?

I've not been in the CP server since 2008 or so. Sure they can make everyone have an ID to access the board. Block all the bots. But....... The traffic the guests create help him get up the google results. And makes a little coin so we don't have to fundraise when we need a better host.

Kman34 03-18-2025 05:16 PM

The server room.. Mods hard at work..

https://www.bestcomputerscienceschoo...C3%B4-1951.jpg

Chief Roundup 03-18-2025 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 18001030)
I'm still working on it.

Thank you for your efforts!!!

kccrow 03-18-2025 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kman34 (Post 18002463)
The server room.. Mods hard at work..

https://www.bestcomputerscienceschoo...C3%B4-1951.jpg

We just have to work out the formulas in FORTRAN quickly and we should be up and running in a jiffy.

Bearcat 03-18-2025 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kman34 (Post 18002463)
The server room.. Mods hard at work..

https://www.bestcomputerscienceschoo...C3%B4-1951.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by kccrow (Post 18002491)
We just have to work out the formulas in FORTRAN quickly and we should be up and running in a jiffy.

I was just talking about the advantages of COBOL the other day...

LiveSteam 03-18-2025 06:20 PM

I thought it was just my 50 dollar android phone.
Nice to know

htismaqe 03-18-2025 06:41 PM

Must have had a breakthrough because somebody just re-enabled guest access.

BryanBusby 03-18-2025 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 18002527)
I was just talking about the advantages of COBOL the other day...

Anything besides being insanely wealthy if you specialize in it?

Bowser 03-18-2025 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kman34 (Post 18002463)
The server room.. Mods hard at work..

https://www.bestcomputerscienceschoo...C3%B4-1951.jpg

Hey, you assholes don't understand how many times a project the size of CP needs to

- have history deleted of all the drives
- defrag all the drives
- restart all the drives
- install (MORE!) Windows 98 updates

This shit literally IS rocket science!

wazu 03-18-2025 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 18002587)
Hey, you assholes don't understand how many times a project the size of CP needs to

- have history deleted of all the drives
- defrag all the drives
- restart all the drives
- install (MORE!) Windows 98 updates

This shit literally IS rocket science!

Don't forget to send the tape backups to the vault!

KCFalcon59 03-18-2025 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womble (Post 18002035)
Put yourself in his shoes. If I woke up and had this to look forward to for my dinner, I'd be in a pretty shitty mood too:

https://i.insider.com/5d893e60f4fc24...jpeg&auto=webp

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 18002064)

They're the same picture.

Otter 03-18-2025 09:17 PM

I just told ChatGPT I'm having a bad day and it advised me to drink some antifreeze then climb an AIDS tree and set myself on fire.

Think we found our culprit.

Bearcat 03-19-2025 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 18002571)
Anything besides being insanely wealthy if you specialize in it?

It's really fast.

htismaqe 03-19-2025 06:33 AM

Guest access is disabled again.

htismaqe 03-19-2025 06:34 AM

The good news is the server is responding. This time of day seems to be the worst.

Lzen 03-19-2025 07:52 AM

We're up to about 18k guests now. Hope this doesn't crash the server again.

notorious 03-19-2025 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 18002695)
I just told ChatGPT I'm having a bad day and it advised me to drink some antifreeze then climb an AIDS tree and set myself on fire.

Think we found our culprit.

Just imagine if AI figures out how to get into DC.


We’re doomed.

Fansy the Famous Bard 03-19-2025 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 18003105)
Just imagine if AI figures out how to get into DC.


We’re doomed.

Pretty sure Elon has already made his way to DC.

redfan 03-19-2025 12:20 PM

Bubbling right along for me today, it's nice.

GloryDayz 03-27-2025 01:26 PM

Can we do that little thing with the server that speeds it up, at least for the rest of the day? Opening day and all..

ChiefsCountry 03-27-2025 03:15 PM

Server took a fat dumb during the Vinny home run

PHOG 04-01-2025 11:07 AM

Super Slo-Mo for April Fools Day.

FloridaMan88 04-01-2025 11:11 AM

40,000+ “guests” slowing this shit down.

Pennywise 04-01-2025 11:11 AM

Have the mods tried running ccleaner and the free version of malwarebytes? That'll speed shit up.

BigRedChief 04-01-2025 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pennywise (Post 18016437)
Have the mods tried running ccleaner and the free version of malwarebytes? That'll speed shit up.

The problem is the bots especially the AI bots. This software just doesn't do well with those new AI learning bots. They take up a lot more cycles.


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