His dial up modem finally crapped out.

Have you done your own research to know this is true?

Yip

I met then Governor Kit Bond a few times when I was a kid living in Jefferson City. Trick-or-treated at his house in Shell Ridge once before he was elected the first time. His wife was stingy as **** with the candy.

John Danforth was my (exceedingly boring) high school graduation speaker. Shook my hand after I got my diploma.

I waived at Jimmy Carter when he was getting out of a car in the Chicago Loop one day. He waived back. Dude is TINY. Like a friggin elf.

Exchanged good mornings with Rahm Emmanuel near my office building once. Yeah, he was a scumbag, but not being raised by wolves/liberals, I was respectful.

That's all I got.

:LOL:

Something to do with Jewish space lasers?

Booyah

Outside of dressing up for church, weddings etc in slacks that might give an outline, thus giving nearby women folk a case of the vapors... I haven't put a pair on since 1992

I don't need some restrictive, hotass bra pinching on my nuts

Once all the angry boomers die, there won't be a need to have the DC forum here.

Can't wait!!!

TMI

Get off my lawn.

Yes because Rain Man wouldn’t take the job.

I’ve been ordering from shinesty lately. I didn’t understand why some men are so adamant over ordering flys or no flys.

Soooo. I asked. And that was the epiphany.
I’m really a treat in person.

Since everyone on here has a 10in package in their pants. So this is probably common knowledge?

If you guys were all massively running around without underwear on there would be a lot more threads about this.

I am however taking notes for future reference.

The Pen Is Mightier

If there was enough money in it RM would take the job.

I've got too big of balls to be running around without underwear. The boys need support.

Boxer briefs for me.

1991. Completely unnecessary in AZ.

Isn't there a Gold Bond thread around here?

I will contribute to this worthy cause!

Tried it once. My pubes got stuck in my zipper. That was unpleasant. Never did it again. :D

Its maybe not for everyone, but they got ditched in 92 for good... theres a good reason Scots wore kilts

Chef uses Corn Starch!

You want ball hammocks!!

Shinesty.com

Jfc I should work for them.

True story here.

I have a friend that owns rental property and does a lot of his own maintenance work. One of them is an old couple around 80. The wife called him up to come over. She asked him to lower the amount of water that goes into the toilet bowl. He made the mistake of asking why. Her response was when Jim sits down his balls dip into the water.

Needless to say he had a hard time holding it together.

Damn those are almost as expensive as the Duluth No Pinch, No Stink, No Sweat chonies!

another one bites the dust, can we merge this with another thread so that we can sign the piece of shit we need @ 1k posts?

It’s given the offseason some nice burst accompanied with the draft. Interested to see where it all goes.

Also, Gerald Ford shoulda been called an “Interim President”

My wife just showed me those this week!

Pretty expensive though......

Its definitely a strange and out of character move by such a respected, long time poster... but yeah lets see where it goes, what other choice do we have?

The subscription plan helps with that. They're life altering according to my dude. And are as helpful for the eyes as any push up bra.

Guys they have a Patrick Mahomes face mask any of you would wear. Some of you would even wish Covid extended longer so you could wear it more.

So you are on the payroll.

No I just like patt and wanted a safe place for lews nuts.

I would make an excellent addition to that team however.

You're a forward thinker. You'd be good on any team.

I'll take "The Rapists" for $500, Alex.

Surtain.

Shinesty ****ing rules.

I bought a Christmas suit from there too. ROFL

And Newsome.

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Sorry to see him go; enjoyed lurking in the DC threads.

What happened to the beautiful women pics?

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Well that's probably the nicest thing anyone here has ever said to me. <3 Thanks

Thought this thread would develop like a morel mushroom over night

Getting there.

Good Morning Chiefs Planet! Its a beautiful day here in North West Arkansas!

We should be 700 posts or better by the end of today. I hope we're not in for a big let down after we hit the 1000 mark.

Happy Friday, CP! I've had my morning cup of coffee, beautiful double-tapered poop, and I ran 5 miles on the treadmill. Looking forward to a great day of work till noon and then 18 holes of golf. Hope everyone has a great day and a good start to their weekend.

The golfer?
https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/inco...to-scandal.jpg

The mods could solve this thing pretty ****ing quickly.

Just swap out the draft thread title for this one. People will post in this thread for the draft stuff tonight, and we'll reach the 1000 posts by the end of the night.

And when we reach 1000, just swap the titles back the way they were.

TAKE THAT AND YOUR STUPID GAMES, PATTEEU!

Who knew paid russian trolls would let others know they got another assignment.

I feel like nothing is going to happen at 1000 posts. Would be a pretty good troll job

This piece of shit come back yet?

Won’t even get to 500

It's the offseason. Not a lot going on once draft wraps up

It’s a league game, Smokey.

LMAO

Still butthurt.

This quitter lived near you?

Why not? Yo' mama did.

Brewing up a pale ale today using some new(ish) Slovenian hops. Fina put on some Pennywise here in a bit, I remember pat enjoyed them as well.

Gregor Fučka had Slovenian hops.

Yep, lived on the 2nd floor. I think I’ve seen him before.

Plant based beer?

As opposed to … what? … meat-based?

Grain, water, hops, and yeast based...like all beer

I only use thick cut bacon, none of that vegan beer bullshit.

I think it will, especially after the draft is over.

and I thought I didn't post much.....

Speaking of, I don't want to be the bear-er (get it) of bad news, but your girlfriend might have the hots for someone else, or even multiple people. She keeps putting these notes in my locker and based on this one might also have a thing for patteau.

I just don't want to get in the middle of the two of you, but felt like I should make you aware. I'm happy to provide other notes, too, if that will help provide clarity or thread burst.

:popcorn:

We are only at post #393. Would it be cheating if I continuously just posted a random letter over and over until we get to 1000?

Like this. G

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**** yourself.

I always thought patteeu was too legit to quit. 110,871 posts and he throws in the towel? What drives a man to the breaking point of no return? :hmmm:

Lets get back to the Golfer chick, to help pass the time...