Nah. The names will be released at our leisure.

Sorry...been out all day. Unable to update the OP. Could use mod assistance. Pain in the ass to do on the phone.

snap to it loser

We hath surpassed your shitty thread :p

This thread is slowly dying

Peeps are busy. It will pickup after the weekend....until then it is high times

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Leave the sheep alone and **** her instead. Jmo. Hope that helps

He has a jar of peanut butter in tow

I would stick my head between her legs and make funny noises she's cute

Choosy barnyard animals choose jiff

That's SoCal.

It probably would have been best to wait and start this thread AFTER the 3-day weekend.

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

True, but the planet has bee saved....for now.

We are talking about the sheep right? /rico

Dude, you really love you some Knowmo. Tell me about Knowmo, PGM....what was he like?

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okay, we just got weird now.

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Inmem58 seems like one of those guys who clogs the toilet at your house with a giant shit, pisses all over the toilet and floor, throws up on the couch, and then dissapears.

Sweet let's roast Inmen until we have time to do more names.

Was 58 the number of men he was in...or just how many he remembered?

LMAO

I will do the chic you dudes take the sheep!

Too late...Zarth has shown her his Bobba Fett

Once she sees his poop thread she is mine!!!!

A couple years ago, Imnem and I went back and forth for a little while about the hot tail we were pulling. Mine was/is steady...she is still my wife...his was just a girlfriend, I think. We posted pics of our squeezes.

Long story short, along with the 58 bungholes Imnem has squirted in, Imnem pulls some hot tail as well, y'all.

It was back in the days where he had that avatar with Paul Rudd looking like a stoner. I think it was in a thread that had to do with my 2nd child being born.

Fun times.

Dude we are both out once she gets a glimpse of the 3 word thread...ROFL That's some creepy shit.

This thread is now worthless without said pics

Search option. I'm on a phone. My daughter's name is Phaedra. It's an uncommon name...should be easy to find, homeslice. Dude has pulled some hot tail. And you remember mine, right?

Holy shit. That's my sister's name.

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SPchief!

I knew that was Imnem....I was pretty sure anyways.

Your parents a Nancy Sinatra/Lee Hazelwood fan like I am? "Some Velvet Morning." Good ****ing song, yo.

****!!!!! I never thought of that

rico have you ever done any swinging?

Haha, no....I'm too much of a jealous dude for that. Not douchey...just....jealous when the mere thought of someone spooning with my wife crosses my mind.

I am not into that stuff either. Maybe i will start a swingers thread though to get some perspective on the issue.

Rico, did anything ever happen with that cop stalking your wife?

Haha, or trolling them may be fun. Really, really fun actually.

Plus...I'm a good dude....I can honestly say that I am only attracted to my wife...other chicks just don't do it for me.

YEAH DUDE! I forgot to tell y'all about this! I told her she should turn the dude in and she told me that she already did turn him in to her best friend's father (the county sheriff) and that he suspended him. She said she told me, but she got the vibe that I wasn't paying attention because I was too busy adjusting my fantasy football lineup. I had no idea that this had already taken place when I posted that. I was THAT engulfed in fantasy football.

Good ****ing creepy dude

Yeah, no doubt...thay shit pissed me off.

Thay shit pisses me off too.
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Ya, because you have no idea what his intentions are.

I hate it when people say ya instead of yeah

The Angles and Royals are playing a pretty good game right now.

And the dude has more means to flex his nuts to empower his stalking ways than the average dude...being a cop and all.

Ya, me to

So is htismaque...he's playing a good ol' game of pocket-hockey right now. By the lack of roasts, every indication points towards things being intense.

I can't complain. I was driving like a month ago and thought of some roast material for PGM, Mr. Tomahawk, Buddha and Aussie Chief...and like, one other poster....but I checked out of CP for a bit and totally forgot whatever it was I was going to write.

what a dingleberry

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Do you like that band that sings, "0" and "Mapz?!?!?!?" I think they are called the Ya-Ya-Ya's....???!?!?!

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Awesome, dudely!!!

I love the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Insert baby kicking ball gif here. I reread the roast thread I made for you and forgot how mad you got when I put your name in the OP ROFL

ya me too

That song always sticks out to me because of how awesome her voice sounds when she screeches in the chorus.

Hahahahaha.... and to think, some people probably really do jizz in their pants when they see their names in an OP. I was mortified.

What do you have against Canadians?

Presumably the blood-thirsty, volatile nature of those bloody freaking Frenchmen.

Ya, eh?

Ya

Doln't ya knull???

Smaque let's do some roasting. I will update the OP in the morning.

I lurked for well over a year before joining. This place was intimidating at first ROFL

What does everyone think the over / under at about 83?

I would say under. You should be on the list. We got some interesting names coming shortly.

Dude, I DESTROY my few local Chiefs fan friends when I talk Chiefs with them. However, when I lurked for maybe 6 months prior to joining, then eventually joined the planet (although I was adamant while thinking to myself that I wouldn't join this cesspool...****, it's addicting), I learned quickly as to how stupid I really was when it came to the Chiefs...and further yet, just how utterly ****ing reeruned everybody I talk Chiefs football with in Iowa is. I mean...they are really ****ing stupid. Out of my first 20-30 or so posts, I think I was told to burn in the infamous AIDS tree and/or drink antifreeze to put myself out of my own stupidity-induced misery...like 15 times...on neg reps. And I was friendly in my posts that I was neg-repped in.

It was brutal.

And I've learned so much from all you fellers who post your football takes... I don't post my football takes too frequently because I am not 100% confident in my knowledge of it quite yet...it may be another 5 years before I start posting my football thoughts on a consistent basis. I refuse to post them unless I am confident in them.

This board really, for the most part, has an array of intelligent football minds. An array of generally intelligent people for that matter. And a lot of idiots...but even the idiots somehow have a way of guising there stupidity. It takes a while to be able to pinpoint some of these folks.

Hell...I quit writing in my blog (that I had maintained for 5 year prior to joining) for a year immediately after joining CP, for I was so impressed with the quality of writing on here...it made me feel a bit self-conscious about my own writing. Therefore, I sat back, observed and attempted to learn from you guys as writers as well, before I began posting new entries in my blog. So many of you write so eloquently...and have such unique online voices or personas, regardless of how awesome and/or idiotic you tend to be.

Yeah, joining CP was an eye-opener for me...really. Kind of a mind-**** for a while there.

Ya

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"Ya, eh?"

You guys lurked before joining because you were scared?!

I joined the same night I found this place. I got into a late night convo with Kurt Cobain and Bugeater, with Bug eventually negging me a few times over the next few days. I wasn't scared though.

Can you like, phrase that in a sub-human, non-spaceman language? Because I can't figure out what you are asking... Thanks, homeslice!!!!!

I agree this place is a shit show, I think the first time I posted somebody made fun of my username back when it was tambaberry.

Dude, dingleberry is more creative than Tambaberry. That's ****ing atrocious.

We joined at the same time, dudely... I remember that specifically... there was you, me and that BoneKrusher dude from the coalition who I think won n00b of the year that year (I wasn't even mentioned...and wasn't butthurt because I wouldn't have mentioned me either). I remember that luv chick posting something like, "whoa! Is there going to be some sort of n00b revolt?!"

Anyways, people responded much more positively to your posts than they did mine...presumably because your posts were better. Not to mention, you had a "**** you if you don't like what I have to say" vibe to your posts...mine didn't. You were welcomed with extended arms....I was welcomed with a beer-bong full of antifreeze, prepped and ready to be force-fed.

It wasn't a matter of being afraid or scared...it was a matter of being unconfident when I knew what I was up against...and ashamed with what I had written or said in football talks with my friends previously, for I accepted the epiphany that I was likely incorrect about a lot of shit.

Haha this is my first forum my bad bro

It was weird. I didn't realize how little i knew about football at the time.

Tamba Hali...Eric Berry.... I dunno, I kind of dig it. I don't like digging at dingleberries though. I mean, I wouldn't like digging at dingleberries if I had them...that would be itchy and stinky, I presume.

I dig dingleberry as a username though. Dingleberries are hilarious.

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"It sounds kind of 'Christmasy' to me. Let's put a dingleberry on the tree!!!!"

Should a gone TAMHOUS

Rico, you are one of my favorite posters. Seriously, you seem genuine. Sometimes, maybe to a fault.

Bug gave me shit for a while when I joined but did something amazing for me in real life last year. Pretty cool how this place works.

Mine too. And you don't see me sucking!

Let's get this thing to 10K!

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