LMAO

LMAO

Too soon...

ROFL

Yeah, like that makes a difference. The most racist person I ever knew towards black people was half-black. His whore mom got knocked up by black guy and he was the result. Looked black, raised white, didn't fit in with anybody, and in the end he detested blacks, whites, and mainly himself.

And if he posted on ChiefsPlanet, guess who he'd sound like?

ROFL

Setsuna? :shrug:

Funny you should mention that.




So Phobia...shouldn't KC Tattoo be fair game, or is this another situation where you do whatever you want and try to rationalize it after the fact only to have more intelligent people use your own words to illustrate your hypocrisy?

Fair game? That sounds like a threat.

If only we could all overcome the oppression that is the CP mods...

A threat? What the **** are you talking about?

Read your words. Look at them. Look what a bitch you are...



Holy shit. I was confused about why hootie roasted you because I had no idea who you were before this thread. It makes perfect sense now.

Is that a threat? It sounds like a threat.

You are a male secretary not a psychologist. Stick to filing fat ass.

I, also, find your accusation of me being a racist while you consistently lob racial slurs my way amusing. You are a special kind of stupid and delusional combo.

No it sounded like you and your little Hootie pals want to start shit with me now. I haven't done shit to you guys.

PGM had to have known this thread was going to do numbers

Victim complex much?

:rolleyes:

The misery and rage of your awful life oozes from your every post as surely as your BO stench oozes from your clogged pores. No degree is needed to see what a self-loathing prick you are.

Perhaps you should stick to jerking off when the price of gold falls, you tubby mutilated freak.

If you don't like being attacked don't run around kicking lions in the nuts...

I don't know what this means. Why would I ignore him? Aside from the fact that no one really bothers me no matter what they say, I've got no issue with him in particular.

Let me walk you through this:

Hootie got banned for throwing shit back in crazycoffey's face. I pointed out to Phil that people get shit thrown back in their faces all the time...such is life on a message board. I used a recent (at that time) mega-thread that was nothing but people piling on badgirl as an example. Phil said that, because badgirl had openly posted about her life previously (whereas coffey sent the info via PM), that badgirl was fair game and coffey was not. Yes, the logic is tortured, but that's what you get when Phil tries to justify his vendetta against hootie as something more than that.

Your posts should be fair game for lampooning on a message board based on Phil's words. If you don't want to bump into hootie, put him on ignore and don't post hundreds of times in threads that revolve around him.

What Phil says seems to bother you.

I don't make threats unless you're touching my beer...

What is with all of these non-sequitur replies today? What does Phil have to do with my comment toward Diddy, and what does Native have to do with my comment toward Tattoo?

Perhaps you should tell us...

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Why do you hate Saul Good so much?!?

You said "no one really bothers me no matter what they say." If that mentioned anybody in particular, apparently it was written in some code language that I'm unfamiliar with.

I read it as a very general statement, which doesn't seem to jibe with your other statements.

I don't care about Hootie. You just come off as an incessant whiner.

Examples:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=9130

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=9133



Let me know if you need me to explain what 'incessant' means.

Phil's comments don't bother me, and I certainly won't be putting him on ignore or calling for him to be banned because of it. He and I have some pretty strong philosophical differences, sure, but that's nothing new.

You are right I was whining about Hootie. Now I don't have too whine about him any more :p

Good enough for me.



You guys are whining about my whining

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:popcorn:

I was trying to figure out what nationality a Pug was until I realized you probably meant the dog breed.

Dammit

:clap:

Thanks for clearing that up. My spanish is a lot rusty and the haga threw me off

If you paint a target on your ass, there's always somebody here that will kick it, right or wrong. That's what anonymous pricks on the internet who are immune to the repercussions of their actions do. Either don't paint a target on your ass, or grow thicker skin. Or both. But complaining about it won't help you.

That is some good advice. I'm done with this thread.

Does that make you tex mex rather than authentic?

I figured posting the scientific name would have taken away from the joke...

I have a unique sense of humor that sometimes rubs people the wrong way. Very seldom am I serious. I like you Daface. Hell I'd even let you tube steak my sister if you want.

Pretty much.

Perfect. Glad you're leaving now that you shit all over the place.

Good lord. I feel like this thread, which started out with a fairly amusing idea, turned into the biggest bitchfest I've ever seen. It's like watching those dumbass Jersey chicks fight over which one of their fat asses is copying the looks of the other ones. This is a ****ing reerun poop tossing fight.

There are quite a few posters on here that I figured for fairly well adjusted individuals that are coming across as total reeruns. No offense to any real reeruns on here.

In college, I roomed with 2 Mexicans throughout my 5-year duration there. They both were real emotional/dramatic when they'd get drunk, but were still a couple of the coolest ****ers in the world. I'm in.

I roomed with one black dude. I moved out of that campus house a week after school began because I caught the dude stealing $60 out of my wallet. I was pissed. We almost fought...which would have been ugly because he was one of the best wrestlers on my wrestling team, but he was 149 lbs at the time and I was 184 lbs...I'm thinking I would have taken him, but honestly not sure...I didn't have much trouble with him the couple times I went goes with him in practice, but I usually had to rely on funk/desperation moves and my strength...the dude was freaking quick. Probably could have landed a shit-load of punches on me.

However, I think I have 2 black dudes coming to my wedding reception Saturday (RSVP'd, yo). Both of them are attending because they know me. I am also now able to converse casually with an African American comfortably without thinking to myself (oh shit, be careful about every word you say because they tend to become defensive about shit). I feel like I'm talking to just another dude when I talk to an African American now. So I think I'm in. I wasn't, but think I'm in now. **** that douche who stole my $60 though...that punkass bitch.

Do you feel like doing a new roast now? We need some direction here.


You have a chance to be Moses here.

None taken. It's all good, toogeslice.

good to know. and here I thought you were a Mexican with your name. I like Mexicans. reeruns too.

I've seen this movie before.

The problem is you don't want the truth. You. Simply. Can't. Handle. It.

It has to do with WE WANT DRAMA AND WE WILL GET IT

Why? You already got roasted. The worst is over.

LMAO

Is KCNative your best bud in the world then?

Not Mexican. Mostly English. I have a last name that sounds a bit similar to "Suave." So I got the nickname, "Rico" when I was like 8 years old and that "Rico Suave" song came out.

And yes, I like reeruns as well. Seriously, some of the funnest times I've had in my life were at my old job of 5 years where I was a Service Coordinator at a mental health facility and every Friday evening I did direct care services with groups of developmentally disabled people, which usually consisted of chaperoning Special Olympics softball, swimming and/or bowling events. Get those cats in a group together, where they can comfortably let loose and not feel like they are being looked down upon by everyone, and you will find yourself literally observing some of the coolest/most entertaining social interaction imaginable.

wah-wah;wah-wah-wah

I think I'm done. I have one that I've been planning, but it's pretty brutal, and I'm not sure if I want to do it...but it's going to be the funniest one yet.

I think I might do that one by PM or email to just a handful of posters who request it. We'll see, though.

I'm pretty much over trying to contribute. This was one of the best threads in the history of CP...and then Phobia got involved.

Seriously, **** that guy.

I think of it as humor but I can see where that gets confused these days...

:eek: you are going to get Phobiad

well, other peoples' drama = my humor

My bad. We're on the same page...

Hooties contributions sparked the thread, however, hootie became rather insignficant once he quit roasting. This has been all about you since then.


"You can be our hero Saully. You can take away the pain. I hope Hootie stays gone forever, but you can take our breaths away."

FTR, I would dance, if you asked me to dance.

Like here, just different.

No shit. I got a pretty big oar out right now, just trying to stir the pot.


Not trying to enrage, just trying to liven.

It seems he's already been Phobiad. LMAO

Phobia is really fast.

Just some friendly advice:

The entire second paragraph is questionable, but the part in bold--completely unecessary. No ones cares about what you guys weighed, and unless his junk fell out of his leotard thing and you started fondling him, no one cares about the the details of your wrestling practice and it isn't relevant whatsoever.

The third paragraph could also be cut down.

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I prefer the term Wexican.

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Which is ironic because I don't care when it comes to the bolded part. :)

Appreciate the friendly advice, though.

Why could you possibly want to read about some dudes junk falling out of his leotard while wrestling another dude.

I'm with cut the whole paragraph completely and keep it in the straight section of literotica.

"Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Wexican girl..."

Just trying to help. I'd like to read more of his posts, but I have a short attention span and just can't always make it. Still haven't been able to get through that last roast of his.

I'm assuming your a Nancy-pantsy pumpkin pusher? Meh, that's alright...to be honest, the basketball players were much more supportive of us (attending our events) than we were of them...so I've never been the "argh, I'm a wrassler, I hate basketball players! Basketball is for wussies!" type.

Well, that's not good...

Somebody should yell at that girl

LITTLE GIRL WATCH OUT!!!!

YOU'RE WALKING INTO THE FIRE PIT!!!

"Want to" might be a bit strong. Just trying to think of something, anything, that might make reading about his wrestling practice more interesting. I mean, that would be kind of unusual, wouldn't it? Or is that common in wrestling?

:LOL:

Dude I'm 5'6"

I got about as much mad basketball skills as Betty White.