Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 8301480)

Maybe that was part of his super secret short leash agreement.

Originally Posted by Omega (Post 8301483)

CrazyCoffey would have been an asset to any totalitarian regime. I suspect he had ancestors in the Hitler Youth.

Originally Posted by Omega (Post 8301464)

Hootie had ****ed that girl over 200 times.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8301482)

Originally Posted by frazod View Post
Sorry, Pootie, the pathetic existences of your fellow social dregs don't apply to me. And I can assure I that I still get laid as much as I like, no ***** drugs***** or *****unconsciousness***** involved. Poor Pootie - you just don't understand how normal people live.

Originally Posted by frazod View Post
Clever? How clever were you being when you bragged about raping the girl who was ******passed out****** at the party?

Originally Posted by frazod View Post
Oh, and I got laid last night. Didn't have to ******drug her***** or anything.

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 8301480)

Maybe that was part of his super secret short leash agreement.

Originally Posted by Omega (Post 8301464)

Hootie had ****ed that girl over 200 times.

Originally Posted by Omega (Post 8301483)

CrazyCoffey would have been an asset to any totalitarian regime. I suspect he had ancestors in the Hitler Youth.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8301495)

I'm not getting "raped in an alley" out of any of that.

Am I missing something?

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8299168)

I don't really care one way or the other. However, an honest question here.

If he were allowed back, how long do you all honestly think he would last before he flew off the handle? A month or two? He is good at two things here, talking sports and stirring shit.

From what I've seen today, he'd be perfectly content to have his own board to run. If AC is serious about doing that then more power to him. Like Hootie said, he'll have the best whateverplanet.com board ever!

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8301494)

Heh... Nice Logic.

He did something with permission a bunch of times so it's ok for him to do it without permission?

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 8301500)

I've ****ed my wife over 200 times.

Guess what?

If she's too drunk to consent to sex, it's rape.

Phrases like, "comes to her senses" and "realizes she is pretty hammered" implies she didn't realize what was happening.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8301499)

How is it super secret? We've done everything but copy and paste the PMs and move the mod forum thread to the Lounge.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8301504)

So it's the "alley" part that disturbs you? This is a geographical inaccuracy?

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8301513)

BTW, do you think Hootie appreciates you endlessly bring this up? Now look - everybody's talking about it. That's all on you, bud.

You're not exactly doing your sweet little lovechop Hootie any favors, are you?

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 8301475)

Of course the story "evolved."

Dude doesn't think that ****ing a girl too drunk to consent is wrong. He's gone out of his way to rationalize it, and finally decided to delete the post two years after the fact.

Really odd timing on that, BTW.

Originally Posted by Short Leash Hootie (Post 6385034)

Rausch...buddy...do a google search yourself.

If a girl is too drunk, it falls on the guy, no matter what...even if they are in the same boat.

GOOGLE is your friend...

If she is too drunk to knowingly consent, it is rape, even if the guy is in the same boat.

Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 8301519)

This is a good one

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8301516)

Don't really give a shit about hootie. He's a dirtbag, and he admits it. That doesn't mean he deserves to have a middle-aged loser accusing him of rape.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8301511)

So when your wife surprises you by waking you up with a BJ, she's a rapist?

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 8301530)

Am I too drunk to make a rational decision?

If so, then yeah, she could technically be charged with sexual assault.

Sorry that the law doesn't agree with you on this one.

Hell, he even admits that he could have been charged in another thread.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8301532)

What does being drunk have to do with anything? You didn't consent to it in advance.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8301524)

Is he giving moral advice, or is he talking about what a ridiculous double standard the letter of the law is?

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 8301512)

I just have to believe there was more to it than that, because there is no way a group of reasonable mods would agree that his posts recently would have been worthy of a 2 year ban under the terms that have been mentioned on here.

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 8301536)

Are you ****ing reeruned?

We're talking about a girl that was too drunk to make a rational decision. When she came to, she booted his ass.

Yeah, I'd say intoxication is pretty relevant in this case.

Originally Posted by Short Leash Hootie (Post 6384738)

I'm not going to get into any details...but she wasn't passed out...she never did pass out...and she wasn't uncomfortable since she was the aggressor...to the entire experience...only over there because she dragged me there and left the same night while she was still wide awake. We were both hammered...so if having sex when you are drunk is rape than I've been guilty for a long time.

Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 8301546)

.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8301544)

Have you and your wife ever gotten really drunk and had sex?

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 8301512)

I just have to believe there was more to it than that, because there is no way a group of reasonable mods would agree that his posts recently would have been worthy of a 2 year ban under the terms that have been mentioned on here.

Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 8301546)

.

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 8301551)

Not once.

Can't say I'd get too excited about having sex with my wife while she's passed out. No offense if that's your cup of tea, but it's pretty ****ing sick, IMO.

Originally Posted by Short Leash Hootie (Post 6384681)

anyone who reads this thread knows why Dane called me a rapist...he was being an idiot and knew he was being an idiot and was pissed people didn't pile on me with him so then he played the rapist card...

These people don't have a sense of humor...

I dated a girl for a year and we used to get really drunk at our favorite campus bar and I'd tell my friends the next day that I was pretty sure she was probably passed out the whole time and those idiots took it as me blindfolding a random girl, raping her, bleaching her remains, cutting her into pieces, and burying her in a forest.

Just like taking a Ritalin once a semester to write a big paper makes me addicted to drugs and just like getting drunk makes me a Sociopath...

Hypocrites...

Hamas starts threads about throwing drinks at girls at bars and slicing his wrists...

I make a joke about my girlfriend/ex-girlfriend/booty call...and I'm a pill popping Sociopath rapist who burns the American flag and draws Swastikas on the Bible.

Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 8301559)

then again

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 8301551)

Not once.

Can't say I'd get too excited about having sex with my wife while she's passed out. No offense if that's your cup of tea, but it's pretty ****ing sick, IMO.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 8301552)

Click on my name, then 'Find more posts by Bearcat'... I've explained it a few different ways in the past 5 or 10 posts. Or do the same with Phobia. Not trying to brush you off, but I'm tired of typing the same stuff and have some real life stuff to do.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8301556)

Who said anything about being passed out?

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 8301571)

Could you guys just get together and type up some kind of formal press release or something. We need another Hootie thread

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 8301571)

Could you guys just get together and type up some kind of formal press release or something. We need another Hootie thread

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 8301573)

Why do I have a vision of you pecking on the keyboard with your left and stroking it with your right?

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8301576)

You know he's loving this. He probably hasn't been this happy since he force-fed that nine year old girl Quaaludes, anally raped her, killed her, chopped up her body, shoved it in the toilet, pissed on it, flushed it, and didn't even put the seat down.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8301580)

Because you're sitting next to me, dad.

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 8301584)

I call Bullshit. There's no way if he flushed her that should go down. At the bare minimum there'd be floaties.

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 8301566)

By his account this girl never passed out. She just realized she made a bad decision and made him leave. Which he did. If she truly felt sexually assaulted she would have called the police and ol' Hootie would be a registered sex offender.

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 8301587)

Don't believe a word of this anyone.

I am not.

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 8301588)

She was incredibly lean.

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 8301590)

By his account.

Yeah, he says things like "came to her senses" and "realizes she was hammered."

That implies she wasn't capable of rational decisions when the act began.

But please, keep defending a guy who thinks this and knowingly passing on STD's is funny.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8301591)

My real dad? No, and you never will be. You are just my step dad.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8301596)

Hey Saul, do you have a defense package prepared for the STD bit?

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 8301600)

LMAO

Nope. I didn't marry her. Just got her drunk and date raped her occasionally.

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 8301604)

Isn't a defense package for an STD a condom?

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 8301595)

Eh, I'm off to bed.

You guys can continue to defend ****ing a girl that was too drunk to say no until after he already started. Real classy stuff there, fellas.

Just curious, but will you guys be on your periods the entire two years he's banned? Some of us would appreciate the heads-up.

Have a good night.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8301610)

No, I mean defending Hootie for knowingly passing along STD. I assume that'll get a pass from our good old moral compass Saul as well. Amiright?

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 8301595)

Eh, I'm off to bed.

You guys can continue to defend ****ing a girl that was too drunk to say no until after he already started. Real classy stuff there, fellas.

Just curious, but will you guys be on your periods the entire two years he's banned? Some of us would appreciate the heads-up.

Have a good night.

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 8301615)

So the drunk chick had the stds or hootie? Havent heard this one before.

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 8301615)

So the drunk chick had the stds or hootie? Havent heard this one before.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8301624)

I don't remember the details at all. Somebody else brought it up. Contrary to certain lies you've been told, I don't devote myself to monitoring Hootie's various depravities.

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 8301639)

Nay nobody told me anything about any of that. To be honest I've just spent the last 2 days moving to Pittsburg and haven't followed any of this. I just needed some unwinding and this has presented ample opportunity to do just that.

If you can't tell I'm treating this whole mess entirely as a joke.

I will say this though. If that mother ****er is responsible for passing along the strand of the clap I got last spring me and him's gonna have words.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8301644)

Your clap revelation is currently being cataloged for future use.

Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 8301651)

Fair enough, but I must warn you. I'm not really me right now. I'm someone else.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8301661)

Doesn't matter. You've been cataloged, you unclean horrible person! And even if you were cured immediately, guess what - you still have it! Today! Right now! LMAO

Originally Posted by Omega (Post 8301464)

Hootie had ****ed that girl over 200 times.

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 8301756)

Who the **** counts how many times they drill their gf?

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 8301756)

Who the **** counts how many times they drill their gf?

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 8301777)

Q: What did Hootie say to the guy who wanted to get it on with his girlfriend?

A: You can have her when you pry me from her cold, dead hands.

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 8301784)

Cassel > ChiefsPlanet.

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 8301821)

Is this a pro-Hootie thing going on, or an anti-Phobia? Perhaps an anti-moderation thing?

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8299369)

Was it Phobia who banned you the last time, FloridaChief? I can't recall.

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8301840)

No. ENDelt. I should call Brian to find out if he intended that to be temporary or a permanent ban.

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8300913)

It's my fault that Hootie couldn't follow the terms of his probation as defined by DaFace?

I like going to Buffalo Wild Wings a lot. One time I got really drunk and there was an embarrassing altercation with a bartender and a waitress. I got kicked out and told to never return.

A few months later, I called up the manager and told him that I really really liked their wings and beer and that I would do ANYTHING if he'd let me come back.

He talked it over with the General Manager and the bartender and they said that I could come back if I avoided the bartender and that waitress.

Turns out I couldn't help myself. I got into it with the bartender again. I got kicked out again. DAMN THAT GENERAL MANAGER!!!!

Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8301308)

Bearcat wtf dude? Why weren't frazod and dartgod who obviously can't let things go, not asked to compensate one tiny iota and ignore him? You act like they are saints too, but they seem like common sense posters to you mods, while hootie just isn't. That's how he is, can't change the man. Keep the peace without being unbiased. A mod's job.

Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 8301158)

Saul would you agree that ****ing a girl that was passed out is rape?

Also I remember hootie bragging about how he would **** chicks when he has an STD.

I know he is young and probably says and does stupid things but that still doesn't excuse it.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8301199)

So the league suspends one player for carrying the ball because they don't like him. The rest of the players in the league carry the ball just as often, but they go to David Stern's barbeque in the offseason, so this one player is the only one who gets suspended.

Then, when he comes back to the league, he's still on probation. He very slightly rolls his hand over the ball (nothing near as bad as he did before his suspension, and nothing as bad as the rest of the players in the league do on a routine basis), so the league bans him for two years saying that he violated probation.

How's that?

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 8301991)

You forgot to add that the league official who bans him hides behind the other league official who wrote the probation letter as if he had no choice in the matter.

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 8301875)

Which one was it?

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 8301997)

Go find another message board if it offends you so.

What a bunch of bleeding vaginas. :rolleyes: