Rides horses with Mr. Clean while doing speed-balls.

LMAO

underwear sticks to the tip of his wiener due to un-diagnosed discharge from said wiener

Cleans the tip of his wiener off with Mr. Clean when it gets stuck to his underpants.

convicted of misdemeanors for repeatedly and violently challenging the animatronic animals at Chucky Cheese to multiple rounds of Golden Tee

HOW did you KNOW that?!!?!

Has some elaborate method of finding shit out about CP n00bs.

arrested for Diarrhea shitting all over himself while doing naked cartwheels

can't do cartwheels

Almost really helped me.

doesn't know "almost" only counts in the games of "Horse shoes" and "Hand Grenades"

Prompted me to google Satchel Paige quotes when I was bored one day.

still uses a travel agent.

Is Ricoswaff's travel agent.

spends hours per night trying to prove Papa John's does NOT use better ingredients.

Is obviously psychic.

embarrassed to arrive at a game of paint ball wearing no pants, painters taped/edged right testicle, an edging roller, and quart of sunfire red latex paint.

Still uses a Walkman cassette player.

fills bath tub up to the rim and gets in; is perplexed as to why the the tub over flowed.

Now that really is true. Did that in my new house just last week...and it made something leak in my basement.

I will second that he has crazy, crazy psychic skills.

Eats the seeds of the orange; doesn't know what the big deal is.

Despises the NFL draft.

still pulls pants and underwear down to ankles whilst urinating at the toilet/urinal. Wants to fight upon the strange looks from bathroom brethren.

must spread around rep before giving ricoswaff rep again.

LMAO

Has the Lifetime Network set as his only favorite on his TV.

didn't cry at the end of "Where the Red Fern Grows" because it was not match for the movie "Radio".

Thinks of Rudy when he talks about Radio.

vehemently rejects the idea that Mr. Holland ever wrote an Opus.

Thinks Opus was on the Andy Griffith show.

subscribes to the idea that Andy Griffith was a sniper in Vietnam

Apparently has less of a life than me

Subscribes to Ebony magazine.

Reads Playgirl

Can now read Cat in the Hat.

:sulk:

Not really

LOL

For JOhn:
*slowly*.....Feeeeeels..

Baaaaaaaad


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Jawnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

screen name is a type of flower.



really? that's all i could come up with?

You and him haven't been drinking, you only split a 6 pack......of forties.

A cool dude with the potential to be Badass

person in pics shorts are waaaaaaaaaaay too short for a dude. i pray for your soul, that it's not you.

Someone who has no fashion sense.

someone who has a tiny fish.

Not sure.

1997 to 2009 are kind of a blur...

I imagine has a German accent. No idea why.

Nein.

I imagine Sir Tegu has a at least one magnetic/floating piece of desk art and about 20 VHS tapes he just won't part with...

Strong minded and probably decent looking although I know not for sure.

def nohomo right there.

Is afraid to shut off black people's cable.

He's pretty fly for a white guy.

went into the wrong HOLE.

LMAO

LMAO

*TIME OUT*

Wait, wut? ROFL

*GAME ON*...

calls time out to catch up.

Is a catcher not a pitcher.

:p

Needs a little pennyroyal tea in her life, if you know what I mean.

Has a thick cock, no doubt. Knows how to use it.

does not live in a van, down by the river.

I get the vibe from this guy that he doesn't use a special spoon for soup.

I imagine him at home, staring at himself in his bathroom mirror while putting lipstick on and lip-synching to his When In Rome Records using a bottle of The Works as a fake microphone.

Is hitch hiking and the car keeps taking off when he gets to it.

This guy probably cranks garth brooks in his ford explorer.

Nice guy wish he listen to a real musician. The real kurt cobain sucks donkey balls listen to some dr.dre or warren g.

Some sort of reeruned genius ^ The worst writer in the history of journalism, but somehow works in it?

Considers ending himself nearly every day because he lives in such close vicinity to so many Broncholes fans.

Noob ^ sorry it's all I got for 2012er.

Wrong BTW, I moved here right when Elway won his second SB, if ever suicide would have gotten me it would have been then.

Don't really know much about him, but I know his wife really, really well if you know what I mean...

Sits on hand to make it numb so it feels like someone else is jerking him off.

A dude i like to tease from time to time but is a good guy.

Could be the be the best looking man in this thread, if everyone else were women.

Uses a text that is so small on my phone it requires me to zoom in so far to read I occasionally skip over posts to keep from squinting.

A snappy dressing dude who is awesome because he does his own thing **** the others.

Looks like a dog from the humane society commercials, nothing but dick and bones.

A person i see on here a lot but never talked to. (that i remember)

I think of twat-waffles.

Has a head that whistles in a crosswind.

my little troublesome brother who never writes, mostly because I'd sit him down and shake him to death. Naw, Kurt coooo!