Gotta read this thread later. I'll bet it's pretty funny.

Flyin' frog jism, batman!!!! a chance to be rated!!! By one of the vaunted ones!!!!

OOOOOOhhhhhh pick me!!!!







this oughta be good............ :shake: :hmmm:

I can't wait for next season!

stevieray: 7 out of 10.

Another "living legend" who has also lost his burst. Still has that aura around his posts. No matter how many times you put him on ignore, you always end up taking him off.

I've heard a lot of stories about him running good posters off with his:
1. a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
4. requires excessive admiration
5. has a sense of entitlement, ie unreasonable expectations of especially favourable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
6. is interpersonally exploitative, ie takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy and is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
8. is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviours or attitudes
10. Normally between the age of 21-25 but possesses the mental capacity of a reeruned 13 year old gimp and lives with mommy.

but that's a tactic I haven't heard yet.

Dale Mercer: 4 out of 10.

Another one of those weird guys with potential. A respectful n00b who doesn't trash threads. Clearly desires acceptance within the community. I like his shark.

I am clearly a 7!!! but the rest was pretty right on the nail. Specially the wierd part.

I don't know about all that....I can think of two or three other posters who'd fit that bill more so than gochiefs (two for sure.) He's had his moments, like many of us...but he's pretty harmless.

You just gotta know what to expect from him: entertaining/silly dumbassery....which I'm fond of on occasion. So once I learned that, he became much easier to bear.

he should lose 2 points for liking k-state.

Yes, I've been here since the 2000 convert from the old KC star board.

8.9? :drool:
Didn't know I carried that much weight.

I think I want to have your baby. :hump:

his shark can bite me.

Maybe you'd rather read some more about Ty Law? Tony Richardson leaving? Carl's draft history? All the fabulous FA moves being made by other teams?

I thought maybe he could pick a fight and instigate a meltdown to entertain us....He's close.

Maybe it's best you didn't post much...

ROFL

Not very.

You shouldn't say much; as a Notre Dame fan....you may be the first to score a negative. ;)

FWIW, gochiefs is the grandwizard of the Oak Lawn chapter of the KKK.....heh.

I think I disagree.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=137777

His shark would rather bite your signature ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:banghead:

I stand corrected.

I just like the robes.

Yay!!! I got a C. Yay.


Who wants a mustache ride?

the hats are kinda cool too...

chiefs4me: 4.9 out of 10.

Once an insufferable troll with a penchant for thread-wrecking, she was a boil on the community's ass. However, she appears to be on the long road to recovery. Only a steadfast committment to change can turn around her standing here at Chiefsplanet. The panel refused to award her a median ranking. She must also control her overuse of smilies.

Lost my burst?

Cross burning too....this was gochiefs just before USC came back against Notre Dame this past year.

Reggie's push saved a fellow alum...heh.

It seems a lot go limp in the great ones presence.

a'ight give it to me, big boy

Stop pretending that you were able to comprehend that post.

I think GoLickButt is fantasizing about certain male posters "losing their burst" in his *&$hole...

That's pretty harsh. I would have given her at least a 9.0

If your panel would look at my yang, I could get 8!!!!!!!!!! :Scanlon:

ROFLturn around her standing??? You act like I care......:rolleyes:ROFL

mikey23545: 6 out of 10

I gave him two points just for his cool avatar. He's another one of those guys who doesn't seem to have been around since 2000, either, which at least means he's not annoying.

Dude, I got a x, be happy.

Your need to be accepted and acknowledged by the male of the species is self-evident.

?

Two out of every three male posters he rates has lost their burst.

Dude, anyone that gets as much TV exposure as you do gets at least a 9.9 from this side of the fence. If not for the "nacho incident" I would say a 10. :D

I feel cheated.

all the other n00bs at least got ripped on.

all I got was, "you're a n00b."

what a crock.

Bwana: 9 out of 10

Another one of our founding fathers, and a legend for sure. Bwana is like R2-D2 and C-3P0 in the Star Wars Trilogy. The story of Chiefsplanet is told through his eyes. He might not be the main character in the story, but he's been here through it all.

Many years from now when Chiefsplanet is just a memory on archive.org, Bwana will pass down the tales of dumbassery to the next generation.

ROFL

Thanks, man.

:hmmm:

I don't care if stevieray slips on some tobacco juice and falls from the upper deck of Arrowhead. He's not getting bonus points.

That's like giving ENDelt260 bonus points for all the fat chicks he laid.

Heh! Don't count on it. This place will likely outlast me.

If you don't give me at least a 4 you're fired.

You've lost your burst.

ROFL "unfettered enthusiasm for snobbery"... Why... I have no idea what you mean. :harumph:

Phobia: 9.99 out of 10

We believe Phobia might be the greatest poster in Chiefsplanet history. The consistency of his dumbassery is almost unrivaled. He gives us glimpses into his personal life. He protected us from internet denizens.

Once, he attempted to uplift the site through sheer force of will.

He would rate out perfectly, but he abandoned us. Still, that's a mere minor blemish upon a near-flawless and upstanding record. In Chiefsplanet mansion, his giant marble statue stands in a fountain in the foyer.

In short, there are few Chiefsplanet posters more well-known and more respected than Phobia.

In fact, we believe there is only one.

Endelt has only been with one "fat" chick?

riiiiiiiight.

like a boy who lost his puppy, golickbuttsnales has lost his man-crush

Why is your post count stuck at 49999? :hmmm:

since when did this become your thread? :hmmm:

My post count is 100% accurate.

Thank you for the very kinda words, gochiefs. I will allow you to continue picking up my dry cleaning, making my coffee, and waxing my.... car.

Saul a 9? wutamess, 8.9? I demand a recount....

Considering the substandard posters whom you've given the same 9 as me, you obviously low-balled me, man (not THAT kind, homo.)

I'll await judicious reconsideration for a promotion to the high 9.8s or 9.9s.... :harumph:

We don't use the same criteria for every poster. Some posters bring a certain extra something to the table.

I'm impressed at most of the ratings I read, but then again, when you spend 22 hours a day on this site...

pay attention boy, they are all his threads..:D

Bearcat: 5 out of 10.

Oh, Bearcat. Poor Bearcat. You never realized your potential. All those years wasted, content with just being Slayer's superior. You were blinded by your arrogance, Bearcat.

Bah... if I wanted a few sentences about Slayer, I could have gone to anyone that's been here a couple of years :shake:

Probably good advice for most people.

Okay.......it was a play on words......innuendo......a joke......get it? Re-read it s l o w l y.......... No wonder you got an x........

ummm, i was referring to the 'village idiot' part...

Who you calling sub standard?
I can't help it you're really not as hip as you think you are.

Sucks to come down to reality doesn't it?

~THE MAN!

Wow...
After reading that, it's like an American Idol Marathon with Simon going absolutely batshit off his meds!

Hey BTW: Where's Redrum69 rate in all this?

gblowfish: 7.5 out of 10.

Gblowfish has always been one of those guys that was content to fly under the radar, while at the same time producing top-quality dumbassery. We appreciate his contributions to this great Chiefs nation. He should be the weekly columnist for the Star instead of Jason Whitlock. His translations of Carl Peterson are some of the finest work produced to date at Chiefsplanet (this thread notwithstanding).

To sum up, we hope to see more of gblowfish's fine work in the future.

Redrum69: i out of 10

We have assigned Redrum69 an imaginary number. Seeing as how Redrum69 has never made a post, we think this is a fitting grade. Redrum69's contributions to the planet are notable, but it's almost as if he exists on another plane or in another dimension. Truth be told, he's probably just some dipshit mod or something having fun. WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!!

This could entertain....or not.

:harumph: you didn't even know anything about butt sex

Okay, I'll bite now. How much do I suck

are you going to teach him? :p


















ps: we won't think anything less of you if you videotape the "lessons".

trndobrd: 5 out of 10

You need to improve.

Tribal Warfare: 6 out of 10

You are kind of cool.

golickbutts scale, You just totally ignored DomerNKC. What, he doesn't even deserve to be rated on the infamous go licks butts scale? :mad:

thanks shithead :D

Some dipshits slip through the cracks.

Damn, it! :banghead:

You are right; THAT would explain that 1.0 deduction..... :deevee:

come on, go, ya just gotta rate him higher than chiefscafan......or the apocalypse is upon us!!!

apparently so... :shrug:

I'll evaluate myself. I'm a perfect 10. The only other perfect 10 on this BB is Rainman.

I think gochiefs is getting tired. 4-6 word responses. Thanks for the great thread and thanks for using your entire day off on this.