Did you two actually see each other last night?

Please. He wants his nuts back one day.


:)

Now I'm going to pull his winkie out.

Yours too.

I don't think that you did, what I read seemed rather muddled to me. Are you referring to me or not, you couldn't seem to make up your mind yesterday.

Try harder if you want to insult me.

Does it really matter? You're surrounded by "friends" who think nothing of at least pretending to be unfaithful to their significant others. That should be comforting, since this is all about what the Planet thinks of you.

Hell, I'm the loyal freak of the board.

If you think I am so unloyal and unfaithful to you then why the hell did you beg me to stay?

Hello Red. :)

leave mine be, I'm not a sword fighter.

...that and the whole I wan HALF Eddie!! loyal spouse thing.

So basically, her friends are unfaithful so that automatically makes her as well?

You have more issues than Sports Illustrated.

What did I do? o:-)

Oh, my.

PW

Here's a crazy concept...try to stay with me here:

Maybe because...I love my wife! There! I said it!

If I was an outcast before, I can imagine how weird I must seem after an outlandish statement like that!

You can stay with me.
Your marriage will be over in a fortnight, but you'll have a LOT of fun.

ROFL

This is an instant classic.

ESPN should just record this thread and have the 2 guys who host the cheap seats narrate.

Learn to read, dummy.

Delt, Don't be an ahole. You know she's far to busy reading all of her PMs to have time to c/p that beast of a rep screen.

it's ON ........... like donkey kong now. :eek:

Apparently I stand corrected. ROFL

You love your wife, but have issues with her being flirtatious on a BB.

So, you start a thread on a BB about being irritated with your wife's being flirtatious on a BB.

Sorry, but you two are either full-of-sh*t and are just doing this for some sort of perverse fun, or you two have some issues that perhaps would be better dealt with offline.

Empty?

What are you going to do? Give her a fake goatee, a beer, and a strap-on?

I keep my flirting on a slow simmer with you out of respect for that sickeningly sweet love you have for her.

I don't show you my box out of respect for... well i can't remember his name right now, but I'll get back to you.

Donger gets everything.

Frazod is getting a nipple twist.

Or perhaps you need someone around to make feel as miserable as you? It was a friend, I really don’t give a fly **** whether you believe it or not, everyone but you needs friends. One can not live a lonely life with just one other person in it. Get over it, move on, or get the **** out.

I don't think he's as annoyed by his wife as he is by all the Planet horndogs who go out of their way to Rep or cyberchivalry anyone that they suspect of being female when most of them would shit if their wives knew they were behaving thusly.

I know this thread has many replies, but at some point I did post that I wasn't referring to anything that has ever been posted on Chiefsplanet.

Peh. Can I sell it on eBay?

I'm gonna have to go with ' Whipped ' on this one.

That is unlesss you change your rep messages after you sneak your balls out her purse.

:D

Some other BB then?

darling, is that a challenge?

tough guy endelt is a possy!




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Wasn't your girl at the bar with another man/men?


XOXO

Just friends? Would his wife agree?

I'd already taken the trash out before that happened.;):D

on 'no she didn'


you gonna take that chit from her, stump?!?

I don't know, why don't you ask her. You are getting so good at airing dirty laundry.

I had a guy that liked to control every aspect of my life. Down to who i talked to or associated with. All he wanted was the perfect little hostess for his friends. The idea that I would need something else fulfilling in my life was alien to him.

That didn't work out too well for him.

Oooh, baby :D

PS:

Can I get one of those nipple twists too ?:drool:

So, now we're pretending to be smart, are we?

How cute.

you flirting deviant ... you're going to hell.

I must be more domesticated........this doesn't feel like something that needs further encouragement from the peanut gallery to me.

Good luck working this one out.

And all this time, I thought you'd make a great Geisha.

But this isn't being controlling, this is wanting a loyal wife. :rolleyes:

Clint,

I would like to suggest you take a hint.

She stared at the computer monitor.

Although she would never forget the feeling of his lips upon her skin, her own shocking wantonness, the sensations he created inside her. She took a deep and tremuous breath.

Her fingers caressed the mouse reminded of her hands spanning his manhood, and of his own tender, intimate touch.

Then she neg-repped the hell out of him.

FAX

Virgin said what?

No shit. This isn't really funny.

I agree.

No doubt this is getting spookey. Good luck you two.

I was the perfect hostess, fyi. It was sleeping on blocks of wood I got sick of.

If this is a legit fight, I would tend to agree.

I'm just surprised that chiefs4me hasn't shown up with some of her insightful relationship analysis yet.

Some of my favorite men here need to shut up. You weren't saying anything when he was "hypothetically" ripping on her.

YAY for my girl fighting back.

You've forgotten your place, woman.

i think we can all agree this seems like a wee todd did thing to bring to a message board... :spock:

i wore her out last night ... didn't get much sleep




i think she's still napping

I'd say learn security, but obviously you'd rather complain on a message board.

Somehow, you calling me a dummy would have stung much more before I learned how much of a insecure pussy you are.

You're being a bad bad girl, now go fetch Bwana a nice cold beer. :evil:

How can you tell?

Phil and Pink
End and Mer
Clint and Red
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.
.
.
Laz and C4me? ROFL

Could we take a short break? I need to go to the store.

Can you pick up some of those cheddar popcorn cakes for me? The round ones?

Thanks.

FAX

Actually, they're more IUD shaped.

FAX

Yes, and I could use a six of Alaskan Ale as long as you are going. It seems I can't get a beer out of Mer. :shake:

Sounds like, if you sit on the terlet long enough, she'll boot one right onto your junk.

Since I wasn't willing to reveal every personal detail, I should not have posted this thread at all. I should've thought far enough ahead to realize that it would turn into what it did.

I apologize for the crude comments on this thread, save this one:

To those of you who think this shit is funny, f_ck you, your families, and anyone else near and dear to you. I'll remember this the next time someone requests prayers because Granny had a heart attack, or your dog was run over by a car. I will laugh at all of your misfortunes.

Get brain cancer and die,

Clint

only time she stops yapping

Errrrrrrrrrrrr, I'll just go with the tasty cold beer. :hmmm:

YAY. Sam Adams and naked pictures of Endelt for everyone!

Ahh yes. Now he wants to be tough again.

And in your insecure little world, I'm sure your wife chatting online is comparable to you of someone else getting brain cancer or someone dying. That's what psycho overpossessive scumbags do - they think their problems are far worse than anyone elses.

I hope Red has numerous gangbangs with several black men.

brutal! :eek:


:D

Given the history of this board, I guess it'd take brain cancer to excuse the mangina rantings you've shown today.
You're the one who has cultivated the 'Mr. Too Cool for the Room smaque slinger extraordinaire' on every controversial topic. Do you really find it surprising people find humor in seeking a thinly veiled Oprah moment regarding someone people know as well as they know you around here?

My my. You've some rather large issues to deal with. Good luck.

Of course cancer and death are far more serious.

That is why I wish them both on you.

Wow...

what if someone here gets brain cancer???

Yep

I hear it comes with an Escalade, so.