the big thing that scares me is that this girl kept going on immediately after we had sex that she was raped about 2 months ago....that was after I asked her if she had any STDs. So thats a big reason why I'm scared about this...I just am freaking out and I'm sorry

You'd better head on down to the free clinic...and ask them to stick the biggest wire brush they've got into your moneymaker.

Just remember that a negative HIV test this quickly after the act is not 100% You can still seroconvert up to 60 days after exposure. Other things to look for include discharge from the penis, burning upon urination, lesions on the penis (either painful or painless), or unusual growths on the penis. If you exhibit any of these signs you need to see your doctor immediately. If money is an issue you can test at your local health department. They will be equipped to test you for HIV, gonorrhea, syphillis and chlamydia. Some can test you for herpes and/or HPV. Gonorrhea, syphillis and chlamydia are readily treated. Herpes and HPV can be treated for symptoms but you will carry them forever. Treatment for HIV has advanced but it would be important that you get evaluated medically as quickly as possible.

Now, that said, it is just as likely that you have not been exposed to these infections so chill out. If you have any questions feel free to drop me a PM. Oh, and next time wear a condom or abstain.

Don't listen to Jim's feelgood story......
 

With the Bullhead Clap you likely have, I hate to be the one to tell you..but they'll probably use a power drill to do the test.

That will probably feel like a soothing massage compared to the Rotorooter to auger out the barnacles.

I'll bet Herzig is involved in this somehow.

ROFL

I dont know if this girl has anything or not, but the way my life goes it's almost a sure thing that she gave me HIV or something........I feel like killing myself

Congratulations! You've succeeded in getting your mind off the breakup!

well, if she "gave" you hiv, you don't need to kill yourself, you already have!

seriously, all this is just a tad premature...

just go get tested for std's and then in 90 days, get retested for hiv, and that'll be the end of it...

in the meantime, stop worrying so much and

of course, be sure to use high-quality condoms from now on... :rolleyes:

ya, with probably getting infected with HIV. thats great! I think I'm suicidal right now....I hate my life

walk it off.

This should be filed under the "waaayyyyy too much info" category ...

MM
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STFUROFLSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFU

You don't want to live very much longer do you?

My advice to you is not to sweat it. Get checked out. You might want to submerge the jimmy in some Listerine.

See also: "Daaaaamn, dude, you've got issues."

Ow.