It would be more believable if she was stuffing her face with donuts.

LMAO

The auditions probably specified a fat lady.

Watch this video:


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When I first heard the Burger King jingle, I was in another room and the lyrics were hard to make out. Completely convinced that they were singing “Get a BJ, have it your way.” I was hoping the local massage parlor had a new commercial to announce that they’d upped their ante. What a disappointment.

1. Lume - by a mile. That bitch drives me crazy. I don't need to hear about all her smelly body parts or watch her apply deodorant to them.
2. Jacuzzi Bath refitters - Christine El Moussa/Anstead/Hall's voice is THE most annoying in any commercial. It is on 100 times a day on CNBC during stock market hours. Plus she is a hot mess.
3. Jardiance - that fat dancing pig is repulsive along with the stupid song.
4. Ru Paul's Drag Race - God damn thing promoting bundle of sticks and tranny lifestyle has been on relentless during my comedy programs.
5. JG Wentworth 877 Cash Now - you got money, they give you money up front and **** you. Nuff said.

Also when CBS runs the same unfunny clips from their lame sitcoms over and over again ad nauseum at every ****ing commercial break.

There's some local TV station here that calls their morning news show "Daybreak". Every time they advertise it, I swear they're saying "Date Rape".

"Join us at 7 am for Date Rape, featuring Katie!"

The power of subliminal messaging. I imagine that there are a lot of horny guys with 7 AM blocked out on their calendar. I need a picture of Katie please.

all of them


Liberty Mutual-you paid someone to come up with that piece of shit jingle?
Physicians Mutual-see above. you must have paid the same company.
State Farm-JFC , its everywhere. all the time
Lume-Lady, you are ****ing ugly and I do not need to know about your underboob
Uqora For Urinary Health-Lady it is not you that is causing the bladder infections, it is the person you are sleeping with. He has toxic sperm.

we have a local one for Nicolet Law. He is an ass. Get rid of the beard and grow some hair.

Agree with and St Jude. Tired of seeing them.

The guy cavorting in a tiny red Speedo with his teenage daughter. I have no idea what drug it is selling but the fact that I know they’re selling a drug with a guys big belly and a red Speedo means it’s at least partially effective I guess. But the cringe level is high whenever it comes on.

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this commercial makes me rage

Any of those buy gold commercials with William Devane.

Those horrid commercials by Target with the party animals cavorting around and that dumb jingle "I never seen a love like this before."

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As of yet, I don’t remember seeing a single political ad down here in Florida.