Chargers are a lock to win the Super Bowl only if that slip past the most awesome Raiders, based on local reports of these insane awesome teams

Thought 1: CEH looks thick



Thought 2: CEH is walking like his body has been broken several times






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Calm down, he just forgot to take out his butt plug

He's walking like a guy who lost his job to a 7th round draft pick.

I'll bet his titties slap when he runs

Too slow to really get them slapping.

This weak fat **** did 14 reps on bench at the combine. I can do that weak ass shit right now being a few months out from shoulder reconstruction.

It what many believe to be a Super Bowl preview. The Chargers' 1s scrimmaged against the Chargers' 2s. History in the making

It begins



<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Aaron Rodgers off to the side, favoring his ankle, checking it. Something clearly not right. <a href="https://t.co/LGaxwVVCdI">pic.twitter.com/LGaxwVVCdI</a></p>&mdash; Dianna Russini (@diannaESPN) <a href="https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1661036522290782209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Jets WR Allen Lazard left the field with a trainer. He hasn’t returned.</p>&mdash; Dianna Russini (@diannaESPN) <a href="https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1661051397360558080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Wow this dude looks out of shape.

the Sonic cherry limeade isn't a great look. Meanwhile pacheco is drinking unicorn blood like he's goddamn Voldemort

Veach said the exact opposite, that it's all muscle and he's in great shape. From the pic it looks like muscle. You would think he'd be ultra motivated, if he's not, it just proves he's a turd.

CPers love to talk shit about how fat and out of shape NFL players look. Trust me, anyone pictured above would smoke any poster here in a race and then beat the everliving **** out of them afterwards.

It doesn't look like muscle at all to me.

I know that wasn't the walk he used at New York Fashion Week!