Is that a facehugger by your computer?

Yo.

TJ Maxx, Sam's Club and Ruchi are NOT shitty.

Those places own hard.

I bet you buy Oreos from ****ing Hyvee.

EUROPEAN BISCUITS ALL UP IN MY MOUF

Yeah. He keeps trying to impregnate me but I just swat him away and LOL.

Horny little bugger.

You look like Kliff Kingsbury with fetal alcohol syndrome.

What kind of jank ass deck did you draft if Healing Salve made the cut to 40?

I think i'll go for a walk outside now
Lil Chiefys callin my name
(i hear ya now)
I just can't stay inside all day
I gotta get out and go out with Clay
Everybody's smilin
Gay Day with Clay
Everybody's laughin
Gay Day with Clay
Everybody seems so happy today
It's a Gay Day with Clay

I think I'll go for a walk out side now
Lil Chiefy knows me by name
He's callin me
I gotta get you, gotta get out, gotta get away
I gotta get away, get away, get away, get away
And go on a Gay Day with Clay

I miss fat Clay

LOVE Indian Food and Panera. So, F you.

Lol, that's the only "shit" rebuttal? I don't buy Oreos, btw. Oh, and somewhere a European ghey porn star just got hard at the thought of his biscuits all up in your "mouf"

Ps- I miss simplex.

Are you gaining weight or are those corduroys just not so flattering?

Obligatory Beryllium post

I happen to look fabulous.

I thought you looked great. Sort of like a gay Dennis Leary.

So does every jackass with a parted haircut and sunglasses.

I just have no idea why anyone would pay to eat at Panera.

Every time I think about eating at a place like that I then think...wait...I could go to an Indian buffet for 10 bucks.