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Fish 09-24-2014 10:29 PM
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Body type: a little extra, curvy, a few extra pounds
She said "extra" twice.....

Bugeater 09-24-2014 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 10945771)
I too fell prey to one who claimed to have an "average" body type on a dating site I once toyed with. I saw a pic of her from the boobs up, and she looked great, with DDs. When I saw her in person, it was a horror show. She looked like Jabba the Hut and the DDs looked tiny since her hips were about 3 feet wide. Average, what, I thought, defensive end? Can she stop the run? I went home and changed my body type to athletic from average, because if that woman was average, then I was Thor.
Bring her in for a look?

Don Corlemahomes 09-24-2014 11:31 PM
I'm also certain cheese curds actually come from the armpits of morbidly obese women.

kcxiv 09-24-2014 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10945885)
And don't even get me started on oral sex. Their labia have enough insulation to incubate colonies of bacteria. How you don't gag when you crack their legs open is beyond me. I would rather suck farts out of a seagull's ass.
Prove it! i mean the seagull's thing!


Also, the way i see it the shit you put your hands on day in day out such as doors counters, ect ect food you eat has way more nasty ass bacteria in there then what a chick has going on!

Coochie liquor 09-25-2014 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10945851)
I've always wondered whether they smell or sweat excessively during sex. Also, how do they, uh, get in cowgirl without shattering your pelvis? Finally, how do you get over the FUPA. It has got to be one of the most nutritious media for bacteria and yeast.
All the ass to mouth you give up and you're complaining about this?? Keep sucking those dicks and you'll never have to find out shorty!!

ShortRoundChief 09-25-2014 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja (Post 10946091)
Prove it! i mean the seagull's thing!


Also, the way i see it the shit you put your hands on day in day out such as doors counters, ect ect food you eat has way more nasty ass bacteria in there then what a chick has going on!
What if a chick just banged a public restroom's door knob?

I'm calling cross contamination of the most vile kind.

ChiTown 09-25-2014 04:52 AM
ChiefsPlanet: where every poster's wife/girlfriend is a smoking hot model quality 10...............on a scale of 50

3rd Quarter 38-10 09-25-2014 05:20 AM
There is an old saying in Mexico:

How do you make a skinny girl fat? You marry her.

Always go for the skinny one, they all get bigger later.

Eleazar 09-25-2014 05:43 AM
Curvy doesn't mean fat, curvy means voluptuous. Fat is just fat.

Coochie liquor 09-25-2014 05:52 AM
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Curvy doesn't mean fat, curvy means voluptuous. Fat is just fat.
Exactly. Because every persons definition of curvy or fat is exactly the same.

Coochie liquor 09-25-2014 05:55 AM
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Fat or curvy?

Sandy Vagina 09-25-2014 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Cochise liquor (Post 10946214)
Fat or curvy?
That would be fat. Not obese or morbidly obese.. just chub. As in, needs to drop... what 40 lbs?

No scrawny sticks for me.. but I'd say your example is a little too far on the fat side too. Somewhere in between stick and your pic is ideal.

loochy 09-25-2014 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Cochise liquor (Post 10946214)
Fat or curvy?
Fat. If you can see ripples or dents then its fat. If you like that then fine, but don't mistepresent.

Katipan 09-25-2014 06:08 AM
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Fat. If you can see ripples or dents then its fat. If you like that then fine, but don't mistepresent.
I'll show you my bikini bridge if you show me yours.

DaNewGuy 09-25-2014 06:09 AM
Fat women piss me off


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