Don't look $3it up on some prediction site - look at the schedule.

You're out of your mind if you don't see the Donks having to doge mines almost every week.

The first 3 weeks alone are the Ravens (won the SB,) Giants (unpredictable as hell,) and a division game vs the hapless Raiders.

I'd argue a 2-1 or 1-2 here. No matter what you beat the $hitty azz team Oakland throws out there.

Then it's Eagles, Cowboys, Jags.

I'd guess 2-1 over that stretch. At best that's 4-2 and we're only 6 weeks in...

I think they are fully aware the Ravens won the SB ROFL

The Donks have a cupcake schedule. Five nearly automatic wins right off the bat against arguably the three worst teams in the league (Jaguars, Faid, Chargers). They should be able to beat the Colts, Eagles, Cowboys, Titans, and at least split the series with the Chiefs. That's 10 or 11 fairly easy wins right there.

I do think they're a regular season fraud and one-and-done playoff team, but that's neither here nor there. If the Donks don't win this joke of a division with ease, it's a huge disappointment.

They aren't.

It seems like the fans and city feel cheated. Like they had bribed every official, greased every palm (and jersey,) and signed Manning and then the NFL somehow made a mistake...

None of those games you mentioned seem scary, we should win them all. The only game I'm really worried about is Week 16 @Houston. The regular season is meaningless for Denver, it's essentially just 16 preseason games for us, the only thing that matters is what happens in the playoffs.

I see what you are saying. I know a couple of those fans here in SUX that are just like some of them on the board. So totally convinced PM will take them to the SB.

Bet one of them $10 he wouldn't make it long enough to play us last year. Lost that one obviously.

Another bet we have is for $100 that he won't take them to the SB. That one is ongoing.

I pray I win that bet and shut up the loudmouth.

Ho Lee ****

Yup talk like that only means Karma is definitely coming your way, I expect Peyton's neck to be snapped in 2 by week 5

I'm so glad that they let you back. It is moments like this that I cherish.

I'm going out on a limb here and say you won't even make the playoffs, but if you do it'll be one and out with Choketon Brokeneck at the helm.

So the Colts (despite having less talent) have no axe to grind with Denver?
The Redskins (and Shanny) have no desire to beat Denver?

By the time you play that Pats that will be division-title-fight time of the year. Manning and Brady ****ing hate each other.

And respect your division or not the last 7 weeks you face all 3 rivals...

....such as this...

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...and this....

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...and this....

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...and this....

http://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content...terception.gif

....and of course, a whole lot of this....

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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumpinyHkL1qc1zok.jpg

http://sports.cbsimg.net/u/photos/fo...mg19826834.jpg

Don't forget Ravens + Doom.

This season is going to be a lot of fun.

I don't want to sound arrogant or anything but none of that means anything to me. The regular season is just something we have to do deal with until the playoffs start. The biggest obstacle for us during the regular season will be staying healthy, not our opponents.

Good luck with that...

Hey, jackknife, I don't know if you realize this or not, but you don't play for the Broncos. You better hope that the Bronco players don't share your ****ed up sense of entitlement. Remember the "dream team" in Philadelphia? That's what happens to teams that think they don't have to worry about the regular season.

God damn you are a king sized douche. You could clear out Christy Canyon's worn out vag and still have enough left over for your boyfriend's ass.