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Anything is possible, but it sure as shit isn't likely.

'Best' alone could just as easily mean 'best right now' as 'best ever'. Your 'best friend' I think generally means your best friend 'right now'. I mean, was is your best friend from 10 years ago still your best friend? How about from high school? As a kid?

That said, I gotta go with no.

Typically, it's because one or both of us is completely shitfaced and needs a place to pass out.

I don't try to hook up with her for three reasons:

1. Sex would undoubtedly ruin our friendship.
2. I've never been that sexually frustrated/desperate to try it.
3. I am currently living in the oasis of beautiful women known as Texas State University... Endless amounts of "other fish in the sea" (As I stated in an earlier post, the girls I typically have sex with are more attractive than she is.)


I know many of you are the most sexually frustrated mother ****ers known to man and this whole thing is hard for you to wrap your minds around.

Steers and Queers...

That's not what he said. He's got "best friend at work" and "best friend at laundromat" and all that shit in there.
It's a thread about best friends, not good friends.

Ooohhhh you're in college. Okay so this all makes sense now. You're still too young so you don't know shit about anything.

:popcorn:

"Best friend" to me implies present tense. I've got people who I would lift a car off of, but I see them once every two years. That's different than a person I'm having lunch with every day and chatting with.

What I meant to say is that I have a best friend at any given time, but it's a person with whom I have daily contact and common activities. And being married, my wife trumps all best friends. So therefore, my best friends are probably on a more shallow level than the best friends of single people, because I go home to the wife every night.

Well, we all know that 99% of Chiefsplanet males were the star QB in high school, prom king, voted most likely to be accepted into beautifulpeople.com, and f***ed every beautiful woman at their college and the 3 closest schools... twice. They're so used to looking down to find a vagina or a mouth wrapped around their penis, they couldn't imagine how it's not an inevitable occurrence for every other person on the planet.


yeah, I need to get laid, stfu


Seriously though, my female friends are some of the smartest people I know, and without mutual interest one way or the other, we're not going to ruin the friendship because we aren't mature enough. I don't get why so many people say it's impossible.

I quote "These people were definitely my best friends at the time" at the time being the key phrase. Listen Dr. Cooper, I know in your mind best means one and only one... but us humans hang out a little more in the gray.

Sex must just have different meaning for some of you than it has for me. I've probably had sex more than 1,000 times (all with women, thank you very much); on some occasions it has been literally unbelievable and there have been some occasions I wish I could take back but it has always been better when there is that inexplicable chemistry. I'm not sure why everyone is having fits over the idea of sharing a bed and not fooling around. I've slept in the same bed with women on multiple occasions and not had sex (sometimes my choice, sometimes theirs, sometimes mutual) and the decision wasn't always based on how attractive they were.

My best friend is a chick but she's married. I think if one of you isn't hitched then someone in the relationship will always want more.