You know I saw the thread and instantly knew it was Badgirl.
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I'm getting horny just reading this thread. Desperate woman needing a place to live. I want pics. She can stay with me if she gives head. If she was selling cars she can't be bad looking. They wouldn't let a dog do that and drive customers away.
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I'll bet that this bitch won't even open her own orange juice without your help.

When she showers how long does she take in there? Does she use a lot of soap? Does she lather it up real good and rub it all over?
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Is there any chance she looks like Angie Harmon? Or Jennifer Aniston? Or Jilly?
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Wow planet, you sure are slipping. The obvious answer is... wait for it.... ANTIFREEZE!

If she establishes residence there, you'll have to go through the eviction process to get rid of her.

There are people who go through life bleeding people dry as long as they can and then once they have gotten all they can, they move on to the next. Once she establishes residency, she can call the cops on you if you try to throw her out. You'll have to go to court and start the eviction process just like any landlord who has to eject a bad tenant.

Time is short. Hurry. And good luck.

Don't Ever let someone move their stuff into your house unless they are family, or a lifelong friend.
This is what will always happen.

I would try raping her. She most likely will pack her belongings and leave.

This. Just treat her like you treat your patients and she will leave. Refuse to open that damn orange juice!

Watch "Pacific Heights" with Michael Keaton and Matthew Modine. It will make you feel better.
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yup....try to dyke out with her and bet she bolts.

When she gets home tonight greet her with a candlelight dinner dressed all in saran wrap. Wait a second I have to vomit in my mouth a little bit.
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Well, maybe now you know how the rest of us feel since you've set up residence at Chiefsplanet.

Ever see the movie Single White Female?