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Mr. Flopnuts 06-12-2008 09:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 4791341)
TMI. I have a GF so she... uh, yeah... takes care of me.
Dude, if you're letting your girlfriend handle THAT for you, ****, I don't even know. My wife tried that shit once and I told her, either put it in your mouth, or just let the professional handle that.

Easy 6 06-13-2008 09:30 AM
I'm surprised that i get anything done at all, i'm guessing Scott Jr. takes about 160 vicious pummelings a day.

One time, i swear, it screamed at me to 'PLEASE STOP!'.

ChiefsFanatic 06-13-2008 09:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scott free (Post 4792458)
I'm surprised that i get anything done at all, i'm guessing Scott Jr. takes about 160 vicious pummelings a day.

One time, i swear, it screamed at me to 'PLEASE STOP!'.
:clap::D:D:DROFL

Kerberos 06-13-2008 11:49 AM
Uncle Mort used to pound the Salami 3 or 4 times a day.

Simply Red 06-13-2008 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kerberos (Post 4792635)
Uncle Mort used to pound the Salami 3 or 4 times a day.
Who's that?

sedated 06-13-2008 01:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4791538)
How long, on average, do your masturbatory sessions last? Also, how long was the longest session? The shortest?
do you count the time it takes to get hard, or just pure stroke time?

what about clean up?

Donger 06-13-2008 01:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4792742)
do you count the time it takes to get hard, or just pure stroke time?

what about clean up?
From erection to ejaculation.

Simply Red 06-13-2008 02:04 PM
clean up wouldn't count

El Jefe 06-13-2008 02:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4791597)
You grew up in Ohio?
WTF that supposed to mean?

Nzoner 06-13-2008 02:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 4791348)
I'm married, which means these days I jerk it more than when I was 15.
This is funny yet sad because it's true for alot of men,I can't say how fortunate I am that even after 22 years my mrs enjoys having sex as much as she did when were dating,in fact it's gotten to the point where's she's surpassed me in that area and I never thought that was possible.

That's not to say I still don't venture to porn hub now and then for a little date with rosy palm and her 5 sisters :D

Sure-Oz 06-13-2008 02:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 4791341)
TMI. I have a GF so she... uh, yeah... takes care of me.
thats my answer as well

sedated 06-13-2008 02:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 4792825)
it's gotten to the point where's she's surpassed me in that area
I know, she told me while we shared a cigarette.

crazycoffey 06-13-2008 04:42 PM
All the time, in fact I just did.
the thought of voting in this poll made me horney...

Simply Red 06-13-2008 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 4793034)
All the time, in fact I just did.
the thought of voting in this poll made me horney...
You sicko!

Donger 06-13-2008 04:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kcchiefsfanGoLJ (Post 4792818)
WTF that supposed to mean?
Is it not clear?


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