This thread is a shoe-in for the Hall of Classics.

Agreed. We should all be sensitive to the person this tragedy affects most: her creepy next-door neighbor with the foot fetish.

He's got to be kicking himself right now.

I dated a girl named Ilene in high school, we were totally in 'love', high school love...whatever... but, if we had married, she really would have been:

Ilene Wright. That wasn't gonna work. heh.

So she wasn't Mrs. Wright huh?

I blame the ride operator. Probably some dumb kid who left his foot on the pedal.

It seems she just couldn't wait to get her feet on the ground.

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What the?

It's from Robot Chicken.

nope. but seriously, can't you imagine how tough it has been for me, for my whole life being Mr. Wright? Women everywhere... looking for me?

I buckled under pressure and got married in 2001. So, I have been breaking all the hearts ever since.

Now, if a beautiful brazilian/italian combo ever comes my way, though... may have to upgrade to wife2.0

"I seen the car go up. Then, like, the cable broke, I heard -- pwchh -- and I heard a lot of people screaming," Chris Stinnett, who was at a ride next to the Superman Tower of Power, told WDRB/WMYO.

-The grammar he used is another reason not to visit Kentucky kingdom.

Now shes too short to ride the ride next time

somebody already beat you to that punchline. By a whole leg.