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DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8050883)
Wichita is 2 1/2 times the population of KCK.
Fantastic.

I'd still rather live in New Jersey.

HemiEd 10-26-2011 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050887)
That's the last thing you fellas should concern yourself over.

Where the hell will you guys get truckstop porn?

(Though I'm not sure where the Mizzou folks will go to get blowjobs at strip clubs once Topeka is no longer relevant...)
They don't do that in the 11,829 porn shops on I-70 and I-44 in MO?

HemiEd 10-26-2011 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050890)
Fantastic.

I'd still rather live in New Jersey.
Really, seriously? I know you kid. You can't pump your own gas in NJ!

Saulbadguy 10-26-2011 02:01 PM
JoCo is hell on Earth.

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8050893)
They don't do that in the 11,829 porn shops on I-70 and I-44 in MO?
Nope - those are do it yourself places. So I guess you must pump your own gas in Missouri...

Saul Good 10-26-2011 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8050874)
So you live in Missouri?
No. I live in JoCo, but I don't pretend that its something that its not. Its a suburb of KCMO. If Missouri was some shithole, I wouldn't live in its shadow.

NewChief 10-26-2011 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8050893)
They don't do that in the 11,829 porn shops on I-70 and I-44 in MO?
My wife and I were talking about those places on our last trip to St. Louis. With the advent of the internet, I can't help but wonder how these places stay in business? Are they really covers for some other kind of activity (massages with happy endings? strip shows? gay hookups?), or are they truly just porn shops? If it's the latter, I don't understand how they're actually proliferating in the days of free internet porn.

Pants 10-26-2011 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8050910)
No. I live in JoCo, but I don't pretend that its something that its not. Its a suburb of KCMO. If Missouri was some shithole, I wouldn't live in its shadow.
LOL

duncan_idaho 10-26-2011 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 8050920)
My wife and I were talking about those places on our last trip to St. Louis. With the advent of the internet, I can't help but wonder how these places stay in business? Are they really covers for some other kind of activity (massages with happy endings? strip shows? gay hookups?), or are they truly just porn shops? If it's the latter, I don't understand how they're actually proliferating in the days of free internet porn.
They survive because 90 percent of their business comes from truckers (ever noticed they're usually right on top of a rest stop?). I would imagine that as more truckers get mobile devices (phones, iPads, etc) capable of streaming free poon, those places will start to go out of business.

The I-70 and I-44 corridors through Missouri are the most traveled highways in the country as far as semi traffic.

mikeyis4dcats. 10-26-2011 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050887)
That's the last thing you fellas should concern yourself over.

Where the hell will you guys get truckstop porn?

(Though I'm not sure where the Mizzou folks will go to get blowjobs at strip clubs once Topeka is no longer relevant...)
we have internet porn in Kansas.

NewChief 10-26-2011 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by duncan_idaho (Post 8050930)
They survive because 90 percent of their business comes from truckers (ever noticed they're usually right on top of a rest stop?). I would imagine that as more truckers get mobile devices (phones, iPads, etc) capable of streaming free poon, those places will start to go out of business.

The I-70 and I-44 corridors through Missouri are the most traveled highways in the country as far as semi traffic.
So are the truckers just stopping in to buy porn mags? Or are there other "services" and "goods" being offered?

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 8050932)
we have internet porn in Kansas.
You guys hooked to a different set of tubes over there?

All our internet has is football and televangelists. Ever try to jerk it to Joel Olsteen? It's not easy.

Weird.

Bambi 10-26-2011 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050845)
Your biggest population center is our suburb.
Yep, the bigger the population the better.

This is obvious.

Titty Meat 10-26-2011 02:20 PM
Missouri is too busy trying to become a vacation state while Kansas poaches all of its jobs.

beer bacon 10-26-2011 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 8050934)
So are the truckers just stopping in to buy porn mags? Or are there other "services" and "goods" being offered?
You're really curious about this, eh?


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