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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5929186)

Distance. :)

I see. Hoes in different area codes. Not really friends.

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Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 5931957)

Bullshit! I would have turned the **** around.

I was in the middle of heavy traffic, had apparently just been stood up, and had no idea if I was being played or not. I didn't feel like turning around.

Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion.

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5931965)

so, when do a bunch of coincidences become a pattern in your mind?

If she doesn't show up tomorrow it will be obvious.

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Originally Posted by Over-Head (Post 5931973)

You couldn't get this chick to look your way let alone blow you.

Oh yeah?

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Mmhmm. You are really cute. He didnt lie haha

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5931979)

Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion.

Of what you jerking off to some pic you nabbed off facebook?

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Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 5931985)

You didnt feel like turning around? BULLSHIT! Didnt ****ing happen...

I don't think with my dick often enough, apparently. I was definitely thinking with the other head at that point.

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Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 5931994)

YOU are full of shit!

LOL

YOU might have turned around but I am not you.

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Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 5932001)

That's why I just got laid and YOU didnt.

The ability to delay gratification is the highest form of maturity.

I'm a more advanced form of life than you.

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5931997)

but I am not you.

this is always at the top of my list of things I am thankful for.

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5932006)

The ability to delay gratification is the highest form of maturity.

how mature are you if you wait for the rest of eternity?

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5932011)

how mature are you if you wait for the rest of eternity?

Ask a Priest. I think they get to play poker with God in the afterlife or something.

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5931950)

OK, here's the story.

This girl wants to suck my dick. Lucky me. She's getting off work and heading to her tanning salon and wants to meet me there, and it's not far, so I head up there. She apparently was getting off at 5. I get there at 5:35 and stave off the advances of the gay clerk. Actually, we had a pretty nice conversation, I'm sure he wanted my number or something.

Anyway, 6:00 gets there and I begin to feel as if I've been stood up, played, been led on a wild goose chase, whatever. 6:20, I decide to leave. Damn.

About five minutes down the road I get a text that says "Hey! Im running a little late. U there yet?" WTF!!! Oh cruel fates. So we exchange a few more messages and plan to meet up tomorrow...although I'm not entirely sure I'm still not being played. However, she did say she talked to the clerk, who told her I had been waiting, and that he said I was "cute." Jeez, gay guys.

http://i32.tinypic.com/i6jm93.jpg

Allow me to retort....

http://www.onlineseats.com/upload/co...-Minnelli1.jpg

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 5932014)

Allow me to retort....

http://www.onlineseats.com/upload/co...-Minnelli1.jpg

God dammit guys. There is nothing wrong with that chick's appearance.

http://i32.tinypic.com/35i5g11.jpg

I bet that bitches skin is like crocodile skin granny's from something about mary

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5932017)

God dammit guys. There is nothing wrong with that chick's appearance.

http://i32.tinypic.com/35i5g11.jpg

http://images.broadwayworld.com/colu...newm216341.jpg