Since banning me would do nothing I'd suggest banning KC nut, before he has a chance to respond to his roast. Nobody will enjoy trying to read that

LMAO

I think banning Hootie would be ****ing epic myself. His vagina would explode due to a perceived injustice.

I would watch it while eating popcorn and drinking a fine chianti.

I'm not concerned about you knowing about me or my status on this board or thread.

Just wanted to let you know you're awful at parodies. Really, really unfunny.

Feel free to not respond to this since you don't know who I am and don't care about my opinion or whatever. But you aren't funny.

you don't remember the whole big thing about hootie being banned?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=255055

The Hootie Manifesto?

Or, "I shall now cry like a little girl for all the world to see"?

Nah, it was almost identical to hooties night out stories. BTW, you can't yell at a person across the room and expect him not to respond.

Now I'm trying to determine what is causing you to say mean things to me.

BTW, the amount of reps received due to that awful parody tell a different tale.

Finally we find a common ground.

I would be ****ing EMBARRASED to write such a piece of self-pitying shit, and then have someone post it for me.

I think Clay wrote it for him.

Nothing is causing me to be "mean". rico tried to be funny earlier on in this thread with a "roast/parody/wtf ever" and failed spectacularly and now you've done the same.

Saul is correct in that there are a ton of posters in this thread bitching about how unfunny these roasts are; but most are absolutely terrible at attempting to do so themselves.

Hootie was good at it. Saul is doing a spectacular job so far. I don't actually believe he means the shit he says, but he's delivering crisp, precise barbs akin to what you'd see if you watched a roast on Comedy Central. That's what makes it humorous.

Not long, meandering tripe that bores readers within two sentences. I'm glad some people find your parody hilarious. Good for them. I don't. You aren't funny and your attempt wasn't. That's called an opinion. You don't have to agree with it or like it. It's my opinion.

The funniest thing on the internet:


Mr. Flopnuts 12-22-2012 05:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9232843)
[QUOTE/Pestilence]Hootie has actually been pretty toned down since he's been back. I gotta give him credit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE/flopnuts]He's getting older. I think he's growing up. I give him credit as well.[/QUOTE]

I've decided that I don't like you and therefore shall ignore you.
Die in an AIDS fire and slither back into anonymity.

What the **** are you talking about? I laughed about that because he got all huffy puffy in a bar smoking thread and then he deleted my posts and banned me for 3 days. I haven't said a word to him about it aside from making fun of him in the thread where he banned me.

Pointing out again that your delusional fatass is wrong and can't stop thinking about me.

No. Please. Don't.