ChiefsPlanet - Funny Stuff New Conference re-alignment thread

Jack Harry comes on in twenty minutes.

I hope he mentions how the SEC ratings are down and that there isn't the big TV contract coming like everyone thought...

No, he said "how do they know there will be an increase when the new television contract is negotiated?"

Y'know what, Kev? I'll take my chances.

His sole form of 'analysis' at this point is rampant, biased, speculation. He's a moron.

|Zach|

10-26-2011 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Laz (Post 8050824)

It comes from having too much contact with people from Mizzery.

Everyone knows that state is full of 2 things: Meth and Aids

Your biggest population center is our suburb.

eazyb81

10-26-2011 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mnchiefsguy (Post 8050830)

How could the SEC possibly be in trouble? What factors did he cite in his ludicrous claim?

- People are getting too hot and moving back North

- SEC football is too fast and blurs TV screens which is hurting ratings

- NCAA could ban the SEC from competing in BCS games because it is unfair competition

- Mass poisoning of grits

DJ's left nut

10-26-2011 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050845)

Your biggest population center is our suburb.

Topeka is a mecca for the upper-crust; didn't you know that? Wichita is a thriving central hub of culture, class and sophistication.

Pants

10-26-2011 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050845)

Your biggest population center is our suburb.

No doubt. JoCo is where it's at. You want good schools, manicured neighborhoods and nice roads, you go live on the Kansas side. :D

eazyb81

10-26-2011 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050845)

Your biggest population center is our suburb.

Hilarious and absolutely true.

Saul Good

10-26-2011 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050845)

Your biggest population center is our suburb.

If Canada is America's hat, Kansas is Missouri's jock strap.

|Zach|

10-26-2011 01:48 PM

Beige homes and Panera breads as far as the eye can see...

Truly the American dream.

Pants

10-26-2011 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8050869)

If Canada is America's hat, Kansas is Missouri's jock strap.

So you live in Missouri?

HemiEd

10-26-2011 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050845)

Your biggest population center is our suburb.

Wichita?

Pants

10-26-2011 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050870)

Beige homes and Panera breads as far as the eye can see...

Truly the American dream.

As far as raising a family goes, it pretty much is. The nice thing is that we can go to MO for entertainment without actually having to live there.

mikeyis4dcats.

10-26-2011 01:52 PM

nobody answered my question.....what will Big 12 members do for walnut bowls when Mizzou leaves?

Pants

10-26-2011 01:54 PM

For some reason, I thought that Saul Good was an Overland Park resident. I must have been wrong.

HemiEd

10-26-2011 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050854)

Topeka is a mecca for the upper-crust; didn't you know that? Wichita is a thriving central hub of culture, class and sophistication.

Wichita is 2 1/2 times the population of KCK.

DJ's left nut

10-26-2011 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 8050879)

nobody answered my question.....what will Big 12 members do for walnut bowls when Mizzou leaves?

That's the last thing you fellas should concern yourself over.

Where the hell will you guys get truckstop porn?

(Though I'm not sure where the Mizzou folks will go to get blowjobs at strip clubs once Topeka is no longer relevant...)

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