Nah, I'm good man. I only sing my own shit. Here is something I've been working on recently.

Alright
Empty your pockets, but do it slow
Take everything you got and lay it on the ****ing floor
Don't make me have to set an example today
And blow one of you crazy mother****ers away
I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny
Taking all you stupid mother****ers' money
Peepin at a bitch cause my dick's on hard
Laughing at the dumb ass security guard
Who's tied up for the moment, not saying a word
I should have known it before, the mother****er's a nerd
But back to the bitches I'm peepin'
And then untie the ho, so I can start creepin'
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a ****a ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was going up in her
The suspense was making me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
(What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man)
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
Because this is one bundle of sticks that I had to hurt, so

AIDS

that was absolutely horrendous J Diddy

it was really, really, really bad

I'm embarrassed after reading it. I really am.

and besides...Sheena? Yeah, I don't do black 'girls'. (I quoted it because apparently she was a dude.)

Still. That was literally Rico level bad. And you're telling me my roasts were lame? Ha.

That wasn't a roast. It was an outsiders depiction of your little stories. I just told it with truth added in for a change.

it was terrible

a stupid post, not funny

you are bad at posting

it was one of the worst posts in this thread

and that says a lot

I think 'Hamas' or Saul could roast me like champions.

Anyone else?

Nah.

Awww.

Sticking up for your love once more!

Even after he cheated on you with your little brother?

That's committment!

George Takei salutes you.

Lil' Chiefy D gettin' no love.

LMAO

the thing is

I don't even think KC Tattoo would laugh at that

and that says something

:D

Who says it was comical? It was an accurate depiction of a night out for you. Nothing there that wasn't true at all at least one point in your life. Let's examine it shall we.

At some point have you:
a)called up a hoe on your 50th day of binge drinking
b)meet a hoe at a fruity club without having friends to back you up
c)get confronted by a brother whom you date raped his sister
d)have the chick stand up for you
e)rush home and have endless anal in the dark
f)find out at the end that your love was a man


I'm willing to bet that at least once each of these scenarios has occurred. I just pieced them altogether for one night.

you should delete before the AM

agreed

lame post

defending it is lamer

Meat peaker and his gay lover, rufie the date rapist don't like my posts.

I think I'll cry.

Your insults aren't even interesting.

Christ.