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I think glory's problem is he has been too sober.

I found images of Glass' grandkids as they realize that with the current mindset, they prolly have 20 more years of smooth sailing ahead as grand dad will continue to take advantage of the sheep...

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http://www.strictlyrobsten.com/wp-co...24-470-227.gif

http://www.keiraandrews.com/wp-conte...eRennerGif.gif

http://img.pandawhale.com/58144-Anna...s-gif-nGHs.gif

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Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9825043)

I think glory's problem is he has been too sober.

Good point...

Whomever worked in "absentee" into David Glass' wikipedia entry... good on ya.

"David Dayne Glass (born September 2, 1935)[1] is the former President and Chief Executive Officer of Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.. He is currently the absentee Owner and Chief Executive Officer of the Kansas City Royals."

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Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels (Post 9825246)

:thumb:

Had the throw-in the phrase KC-hating, waste treatment plant pond-scum sucking scum-bag, piece of shit, asshole, and Satan's seed (from an anal pregnancy)....that would have been more accurate and very much appreciated!

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Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels (Post 9825246)

Whomever worked in "absentee" into David Glass' wikipedia entry... good on ya.

"David Dayne Glass (born September 2, 1935)[1] is the KC-hating, waste treatment plant pond-scum sucking scum-bag, piece of shit, asshole, Satan's seed (from an anal pregnancy) former President and Chief Executive Officer of Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.. He is currently the absentee Owner and Chief Executive Officer of the Kansas City Royals."

How's that?

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Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 9825031)

You're killing me Smalls! :thumb:

Sandlot references will definitely help get you out of the doghouse.

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Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels (Post 9825267)

How's that?

Far more accurate. Like!

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Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 9825279)

Sandlot references will definitely help get you out of the doghouse.

And what makes you think I want out? It's a bar for God's sake!

http://img4-2.sunset.timeinc.net/i/2...-l.jpg?400:400

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Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 9825028)

Again, I get it, I'm just not in the mood these days to listen or read about any thin silver linings in Royals baseball. Let his agent bring-up that shit. I want to focus on the the only stat that really matters, team wins and losses.

I think silver linings are what consistently allow this organization, and the Chiefs too, to dupe good people in cities like KC to be happy with losing teams. That's why I no longer care about nice guys, players showing up at shelters, if the team goes to church, if players are juicing and staying one step ahead of the technology to catch them. I don't care who's on the roster and if the kiss babies at public events at the mall.

I want a winner, a contender, and teams that other teams fear when they come to town. We're not far from it, but then again, we're always not far from it.

No one except crotchety old timers think pitching wins provide any real or consistent measure of ability of any pitcher. The only reason broadcasters even include the wins "metric" in their initial overview of a pitcher is because it's TRADITIONAL. No other reason.

Let me put it this way. If James Shields pitches nine innings of one run two hit ball with no walks, and the Royals lose because their offense can't generate anything for one reason or another, Shields has nothing to do with that and. It's unreasonable to assume that a pitcher's base expectation is to throw a complete game shutout every start, because that's impossible. If a pitcher goes 0-16 with 1.50 ERA and averages 8 innings and 9 K's a start, clearly that means he's a bad pitcher, right? Dumbass.

I was going to ask if we’re going to go with 4-7 or 8-out-of-the-last-10 now and follow it up with a LOL gif.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/aad28a733...2pq8o1_500.gif

I decided that might not be the best thing to do…

OK, I'm sorry 'bout that...

Rich Eisen said the game Friday night was the funnest he had had at a baseball game in years
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Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 9825672)

"I made a really stupid error that I refuse to admit to, and now I'm posting a ton of gifs to draw attention away from it."