ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

I didn't need the internet or almost 30 years to figure out how to make things happen that you lie about on the internet.

I wish you'd have paid attention to any of the solid advice given to you in the past 5-6 years.

I wish you had the capacity to put this much effort into finding a healthy relationship.

ChiTown

07-22-2009 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5917951)

I wish you had the capacity to put this much effort into finding a healthy relationship.

Wait a sec, are you trying to tell us that finding some chick on the intrawebtubes, and ****ing her in the ass while her husband watches is not healthy for a 27 yr old guy who recently lost his cherry? Dude, wtf?

dirk digler

07-22-2009 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5917943)

That's not a surprise. She's getting nasty in her old age.

I don't know about that I only get her good side

kstater

07-22-2009 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5917966)

Don't forget claiming to be hung like a horse, then the first pussy he sticks it in, goes limp because he says it's too loose.

dirk digler

07-22-2009 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5917978)

Don't forget claiming to be hung like a horse, then the first pussy he sticks it in, goes limp because he says it's too loose.

Yeah that is just unbelievable to me.

My first time was nothing to write home about. it lasted all of about 45 seconds

88TG88

07-22-2009 04:36 PM

You fonud the anal chick on the same AFF site ?

Katipan

07-22-2009 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917906)

PS - I think I showed it to luv once. She probably has an unbiased opinion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917861)

I only send pictures of my wang to prospective sexual partners.

LMAO LMAO

Hammock Parties

07-22-2009 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5917951)

I didn't need the internet or almost 30 years to figure out how to make things happen that you lie about on the internet.

lol

I haven't lied about a thing in this thread.

Not one thing.

Hammock Parties

07-22-2009 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5917966)

Whoa, you have them confused, my friend. Ass girl is a different female.

Hammock Parties

07-22-2009 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 5917982)

Yeah that is just unbelievable to me.

My first time was nothing to write home about. it lasted all of about 45 seconds

I am pretty sure Saturday is going to be my "real" first time.

She's 26. And I ain't drinking a drop of alcohol.

Hammock Parties

07-22-2009 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5918020)

LMAO LMAO

OK, I lied. But luv is like my sounding board. I bounce things off her.

Heh heh.

keg in kc

07-22-2009 05:58 PM

Jesus clay, when katipan asks to see your wang, you don't say "no", you say "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

****ing amateurs.

Although maybe that's a bad idea. Hers is probably bigger.

Hammock Parties

07-22-2009 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5918116)

Jesus clay, when katipan asks to see your wang, you don't say "no", you say "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

****ing amateurs.

I'm not really a fan of looking at female genitalia for some reason.

Ass girl sent me like five pictures of hers and my response was "eh...got any pictures of you in tight jeans?"

Mr. Flopnuts

07-22-2009 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 5917916)

If I had a match I'd burn this thread. GC is a worthless excuse for a man. This is alot like luv's, "woe is me, my ex ****ed me over regarding a car and I'm still starting threads about it." If GC or luv never started a thread again it would be too soon. They're two peas in a pod... lonely and homely.

LMAO Blunt.

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