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Param 07-22-2009 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917819)
PS - I'm meeting Ms. Anal Saturday.

She actually wanted it last night but she's downtown. Yes, that's right. A girl wanted me to **** her in the ass and I literally told her to wait a few days. Something is horribly, horribly wrong with me.
You're still planning on meeting so what's the problem waiting a few days?

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Param (Post 5917836)
You're still planning on meeting so what's the problem waiting a few days?
Absolutely nothing.

But most guys would be like "GO NOW, WALK THERE IF YOU HAVE TO!"

The Franchise 07-22-2009 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917835)
I could just show you a pic, and that would settle it.

But I doubt you want that.
Did the Cougar tell you it was big?

Katipan 07-22-2009 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917835)
I could just show you a pic, and that would settle it.

But I doubt you want that.
I believe I've seen enough penis to be a suitable judge.

dirk digler 07-22-2009 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917835)
I could just show you a pic, and that would settle it.

But I doubt you want that.
LMAO You're right I wouldn't.

So I know you measured it so tell us

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 5917840)
Did the Cougar tell you it was big?
Plenty of ladies have commented on it. Please stop talking about my cock, it's really quite disturbing.

The Franchise 07-22-2009 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5917842)
I believe I've seen enough penis to be a suitable judge.
LOL.....oh God.

You gotta send it to her now GoChiefs.

ChiTown 07-22-2009 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917835)
I could just show you a pic, and that would settle it.

But I doubt you want that.
You're right, Tiny. No photos pls.

OnTheWarpath15 07-22-2009 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5917842)
I believe I've seen enough penis to be a suitable judge.
ROFL

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5917842)
I believe I've seen enough penis to be a suitable judge.
Look, I'm not John Holmes, but I AM above average. To that guy, this was big, apparently.

dirk digler 07-22-2009 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 5917846)
LOL.....oh God.

You gotta send it to her now GoChiefs.
Yep let Katipan decide I trust her judgement

Katipan 07-22-2009 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917850)
Look, I'm not John Holmes, but I AM above average. To that guy, this was big, apparently.
Don't get scared, baby. He'll hide.
You know my email addy.

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5917854)
Don't get scared, baby. He'll hide.
You know my email addy.
I only send pictures of my wang to prospective sexual partners.

Sorry.

But if you're very, very resourceful, you might be able to locate some.

ChiTown 07-22-2009 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917850)
Look, I'm not John Holmes, but I AM above average. To that guy, this was big, apparently.
And the backpedalling commences......

Katipan 07-22-2009 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917861)
I only send pictures of my wang to prospective sexual partners.

Sorry.
With a handful of roofies everyone is a prospective partner.


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