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Sure-Oz 07-22-2009 02:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917542)
No. Couples message anyone they please, it seems.

Besides, he just wants me to **** his wife.
probably while he ****s you

Chiefnj2 07-22-2009 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5917544)
probably while he ****s you
Does it make it "gay" if you are enjoying the wife more than the guy?

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 02:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5917544)
probably while he ****s you
He just wants to watch.

Actually, he wants me to call him a bundle of sticks and humiliate him while I do the job he can't, apparently.

If I posted the entire chatlog you'd die laughing. These people are freaks.

Chiefnj2 07-22-2009 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917551)
He just wants to watch...
... the look on your face when he sneaks up behind you and gives you a rusty trombone.

Sure-Oz 07-22-2009 02:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917551)
He just wants to watch.

Actually, he wants me to call him a pillowbiter and humiliate him while I do the job he can't, apparently.

If I posted the entire chatlog you'd die laughing. These people are freaks.
ROFL

Donger 07-22-2009 02:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917551)
He just wants to watch.

Actually, he wants me to call him a pillowbiter and humiliate him while I do the job he can't, apparently.

If I posted the entire chatlog you'd die laughing. These people are freaks.
You are going to end up in a ditch with a bullet in your head.

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5917558)
You are going to end up in a ditch with a bullet in your head.
You're just pissed I'm going to do a girl in the butt before you.

Donger 07-22-2009 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917566)
You're just pissed I'm going to do a girl in the butt before you.
No, I'm really not.

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 02:31 PM
That's not how you felt a few months ago.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4954068)
If GoChiefs has anal sex before I do, I will kill myself.

Gonzo 07-22-2009 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917566)
You're just pissed I'm going to do a girl in the butt before you.
Good lord... :rolleyes:

You have become quite the vile p.o.s. recently.

Are you going to start posting pics of yourself and bragging about how chicks dig dudes with motorcycles?

Donger 07-22-2009 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917583)
That's not how you felt a few months ago.
I knew that you'd save that.

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5917592)
I knew that you'd save that.
I merely remembered it.

Anyway, if she begs me, I might just cave.

Donger 07-22-2009 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5917599)
I merely remembered it.

Anyway, if she begs me, I might just cave.
Ten bucks says you vomit if you do.

DeezNutz 07-22-2009 02:38 PM
If you didn't have the testicular fortitude to keep it up with a lone cougar, you are not nearly sexually astute enough to rip up a skank AND embarrass her significant other at the same time.

The irony is that you'd be the one laughed out of the room. Spare yourself.

Hammock Parties 07-22-2009 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5917605)
If you didn't have the testicular fortitude to keep it up with a lone cougar, you are no where near sexually astute enough to rip up a skank AND embarrass her significant other at the same time.

The irony is that you'd be the one laughed out of the room. Spare yourself.
It was mostly the wine...and her gaping berginer.

Plus, he said he'd bring viagra.


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