Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 16623358)

QFT

Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 16623490)

It’s just amazing to read that rant. I would get it if this was the 2018 defense that Mahomes willed to being an offsides away from a SB appearance.

Your job doesn't stop just because you've had some success. We have the lead. Late. Just destroyed Herbert with a blitz. Now let's give him all day.

It's like he has no little voice that says "Hey, do you think Herbs would want another furious rush, or would he prefer everyone drop and he has alll day to think" He makes a shit call that bails Herbert out, and allows them to take a late lead by 4.

That's losing football. Dress that shit up however you like.

Also the Chargers are a talented team the always plays KC tough. That same KC defense that he is screaming about because muh 3rd and 18 is the same defense that helped us beat the Chargers the first time they played.

Jeeeeeeeeeezus CHRIST is it getting deep in here.

Yes. Steve "The Magician" Spagnuolo pulled off such a great scheme. I loved the part where he let them march right down the field, and then on cue, waved his hand and glitter flew out of his ass, forcing the exhausted Charger TE who wanted out of the game, to give up on his route and allow the ball to be thrown directly into Jaylen Watsons arms for a pick 6.

Just brilliant scheme. I wonder why he doesn't use this wizardry more often, so that his unit wouldn't be 3rd from the bottom in takeaways.

Lastly I think some forget how young this defense is. We have something like five rookie players seeing significant snaps six if you count Cook. Bolton is in his second year, Gay his third, and Thornhill is in his fourth (I think). Also Saunders is in his fourth season and Reid his fifth. The elder statesmen on the defense are Clark, Jones, and Dunlap. What this defense is doing is pretty remarkable considering that.

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16623601)

The last time Wallcrawler had his period over a Chiefs coach, we won the Super Bowl.

Flame away, Wallcrawler. And please act like a huffy priss when everybody points and laughs at you when you're proven to be wrong. Makes it even sweeter.

Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 16623437)

Lol.

How many plays did spags call? Any idea? You think he needs remember every one to be good enough for you?

Way to miss the point. Again, I'm sure intentionally obtuse, because the only person here this reeruned is dilphag9.

But yes, I expect a defensive coordinator to remember the play his unit gave up a late touchdown, putting the game in jeopardy. Seems like it would be top of the list to review.
LMAO


And why does he have to get every single call exactly right?

Lmmfgdao. Keep that same energy. Next dumbass playcall that ****s us in a game, I'll remind everyone that Megaturd69 says he doesn't need to get the call right.

It's not like oh...I don't know, his ****ing job?

When was the last time you got everything right for 3 straight hours, with 20 odd people’s immediate success on the line, plus the success of an entire billion dollar organization?

Last night, bouncing my balls off your mother's chin for 3 hours while the production crew filmed her life story for pornhub. Titled: **** the Pain Away : Living with my decision to not abort Megatron96.

Who holds any one person to such an incredibly reeruned standard?

Oh right, whiners like you?:thumb:

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16623631)

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Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16623612)

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Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 16623704)

Ok. What if he blitzed Herbert and it doesn’t get home and he completes a strike that provides the same results? Would you chalk it up as an “Oh well at least he tried”? Reading your opinions on the guy it’s pretty obvious how you would have reacted. No solution would have made you happy outside of Herbert making a perfect throw to Allen who made a great catch. It seems like you are more upset that it was complete than the call. As such you make Spags a scapegoat.

Fair enough on the pick six the first time they played, but to pretend this was the 2018 game vs the Rams here is silly and childish. Simply put this defense has been quite good given its age and relative inexperience. They held a very good Buffalo offense to 24 points as well.

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16623631)

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16623718)

Probably just search the Bengals thread from the regular season last year to see how many people hated both calls.

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 16623434)

He does this in every thread lately. He's an angry, angry person. I feel bad for him.

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16623631)

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 16623737)

Man I continue to live rent-free in that empty brainless head of yours Your pussy ass is still sore from being owned by me so many times. You sad little pathetic ****.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16623718)

Probably just search the Bengals thread from the regular season last year to see how many people hated both calls.

Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 16623663)

Lol. 65 defensive plays. 28 in the second half.

So, according to you, Spags should be fired because he missed 3% of his calls.

Or, he made a good call, or at least a call that wasn't a negative call, 97% of the time.

But not good enough for ole WC.

And you're pretty brave anonymously saying shit about my mother on a website. Very courageous.

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 16623737)

Man I continue to live rent-free in that empty brainless head of yours Your pussy ass is still sore from being owned by me so many times. You sad little pathetic ****.

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16623787)

You've literally NEVER owned me.

Like, ever.

I respond to your unmatched idiocy, and you flee the thread. That's usually how it works.

Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 16623724)

Lmmfgdao?

Are you 12?

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16623787)

You've literally NEVER owned me.

Like, ever.

I respond to your unmatched idiocy, and you flee the thread. That's usually how it works.

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15976536)

Wallcrawler is so mad that he was wrong about Jones and his contract that he's going to keep making shit up to validate his low IQ opinion. Dude was 2nd team All Pro last year and was one of the best pass rushers in the league, but that ****ing idiot is going to down play all of that. He also had 5 tackles in the SB. You're an idiot Wall Crawler and can't even come up with any type of argument to back up your shitty takes, you just keep doing the same shitty Dilphag (hahahahaha!) joke. Idiot.

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 15976716)

First of all, dilphag9, I'm not mad about anything. It's not my money.

Next off, if you believe 80 million dollars given to a dt to be SECOND TEAM all pro is satisfactory production for that big of a cap hit, then you got some low expectations. How much for first team, then? 100? 120? Lmmfgdao.

So fap to his 5 tackles in a losing superbowl effort unable to sack the oldest most unathletic qb in the league, and tout that legendary second team designation and call it 80 million well spent.

I disagree.

Like it or not, Jones is inconsistent, and inconsistency isn't something you pay that much money for. 80 million, you damn well better be wrecking shit on a weekly basis, not taking 11 games to show up, you damn sure better make first team all pro, and for ****s sake, you better muster more than a 5tkl stat line in the biggest game there is against the oldest slowest qb there is.

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15976849)

He is the 3rd highest paid DT by yearly average in the league, so I'd say being 2nd team all pro is perfectly fine. Jones is not inconsistent. Since 2018, when he became the player he is today, he has a sack in 28 out of 53 games. He had a pressure in 50 of those 53 games and has 144 pressures in those 53 games.

You're just an idiot. No one "wrecks shit" every single week. Everyone has bad games, moron. There's only 1 player better than Jones at DT and that is Aaron Donald and he got $135 mil and is guaranteed to get $85+ mil of that.

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 15977035)

WHAT?

You mean to tell me that Chris Jones averages 2.7 pressures per game?

What a ****ing destroyer of worlds. 2.7. I had no idea.

My God.

And we gave Mahomes 500 million. What a ****ing travesty.

I am in awe of the sheer numbers Jones has accomplished. I rescind all criticism, and may God have mercy upon my soul for blasphemy against the almighty flopping peni.

GIV MOAR MUNNEH BART VERCH!

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15977227)

Since advanced stats were available on PFR in 2018

TJ Watt 187 pressures in 55 games = 3.4 pressures/gm
Joey Bosa 140 pressures in 45 games = 3.1 pressures/gm
Khalil Mack 132 pressures in 53 games = 2.5 pressures/gm
Myles Garrett 150 pressures in 51 games = 3 pressures/gm
Chris Jones 144 pressures in 53 games = 2.7 pressures/gm
D. Buckner 105 pressures in 58 games =1.8 pressures/gm
C. Heyward 110 pressures in 57 games = 1.9 pressures/gm
A. Donald 191 pressures in 58 games = 3.3 pressures/gm

Yeah, 2.7 pressures per game is really ****ing good, especially coming from a DT. So choke on another one, you braindead scab.

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15977427)

Can't wait to.see what brilliant response he comes up with next. Those stats make his last post look even dumber.

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15977435)

Hell since his contract Jones is at 68 pressures in 23 games. Good for 3 a game. That's as good as Myles Garrett and Joey Bosa. Man, Wallcrawler, don't you feel really low IQ? Dumb AF even?

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15980998)

Where you go little man?

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 15985502)

Sorry dilphag9, I was busy drilling your mother while you were off digging up stats with the amazing amount of free time you enjoy in her basement. I'm hoping her moans of ecstasy didn't disturb you too much during your research.

So let's have a look at these stats you dug up here, that you're so very proud of, and more importantly, look at them in the context of what Chris Jones does, and the types of games he plays in.

Now Chris Jones is by all accounts, a one trick pony. He doesn't play the run particularly well from the dt spot, he's more of a "tackle the rb on the way to the qb" type guy, and at defensive end, the guy is a clown show against the run. So Chris Jones earned his 80 million dollar contract on his pass rushing abilities.

During the period in which these statistics were recorded. The Kansas City Chiefs offense, led by Patrick Mahomes, was regularly blowing the doors off of opposing defenses. To even have a chance in the game, you had to reach 30 points. If you couldn't reach at least 30 points, you had no shot.

This led to opposing offenses abandoning the run early, and going into catch up mode, which means 40-50 passes from the opposing qb.

Now, you mean to tell me that a pass rush first DT, who basicly says **** off to his run d assignments, playing against offenses in pass only mode for a majority of games, STILL ONLY AFFECTS THE QB NEGATIVELY 2.7 TIMES PER GAME?

Comparing Chris Jones to JJ Watt is hysterical. Watt with the shitty Texans wasnt playing against teams trying to come back from 2 scores down.

If you're a pass rusher, getting 30+ cracks to rush the passer, and you average less than 3 plays where you negatively affect the qb, Sorry. I don't see 80 million there.

Put up all the stats you like. It won't change anything. Jones is paid to do one thing, and if he gets close just 3 times a game, we should be hooting and hollering about that?

Miss me with that bullshit.

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15985802)

And it appears that I'm wasting my time now. You're just a bitter little bitch that can't admit that you were wrong and still are wrong.

Here's another one for you little bitch.

Defensive ranking in pass attempts

2021 - 16th
2020 - 16th
2019 - 23rd
2018 - 32nd

So outside of 2018 teams aren't just going pass happy on us. Try again you ****ing moron. Maybe if you did a quick 3 minute check, then you wouldn't make yourself look like such an ignorant bundle of sticks.

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 16623801)

Here's a couple of different instances in just one thread. Stupid ****.

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16623874)

That's exceptionally sad if you think THAT was you owning me.

Still fapping to 2.7 pressures per game for the time that discussion took place eh?

Carry on dipshit. Here's hoping this is the year your boy actually gets a sack in the playoffs.

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 16623885)

You're...you're talking shit on Chris Jones?!? You can't be serious.

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 16623885)

You're...you're talking shit on Chris Jones?!? You can't be serious.

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16623874)

That's exceptionally sad if you think THAT was you owning me.

Still fapping to 2.7 pressures per game for the time that discussion took place eh?

Carry on dipshit. Here's hoping this is the year your boy actually gets a sack in the playoffs.

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 16623885)

You're...you're talking shit on Chris Jones?!? You can't be serious.

Originally Posted by IowaHawkeyeChief (Post 16623916)

You can't be a fan of the Chiefs, you seem to be just an insufferable prick...

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 16623885)

You're...you're talking shit on Chris Jones?!? You can't be serious.

Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brother (Post 16624187)

dlpg owned Crawler...yup

Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 16623927)

Wall, dude, perhaps it's time for you to take a break from the Chiefs and especially this site.

Nah. Chiefs fan for nearly 30 years, despite what dilphag and megaturd would have you believe. As for the site, far too much entertainment here.


Your posts are exceptionally angry.

They're really not. Perhaps mildly irritated at being incessantly called a hater for simple criticisms, and super annoyed when people like megaturd say I want coaches fired, simply for criticizing calls or decisions, despite having never called for anyone's job.

I see people get told all sorts of vile shit here. Are those people angry too?

It's really not worth it.

Worth what, the 30 seconds it takes to post?

I can't imagine what that is doing to your health. You're gonna be that guy that has a heart attack before you're even old.

How about you drop the fake concern, and leave the amateur psychoanalysis to those better equipped.

Oh, and yes, dlpg owned you.

He really didnt. Jones was pretty much a dumpster fire last year outside of a 4 sack game on prescott.
Really enjoyed his 3 almost gotchas on Joe Burrow though. Thats money well spent.

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16624590)

It's a conversation from previous seasons.

Please try to keep up.

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 16625319)

I'm keeping up. It appears you weren't in favor of keeping him as a Chief under his current contract. Is that correct? You'd prefer to not have Chris Jones on the Chiefs under his current contract?

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 16625319)

I'm keeping up. It appears you weren't in favor of keeping him as a Chief under his current contract. Is that correct? You'd prefer to not have Chris Jones on the Chiefs under his current contract?

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 14873417)

Yes...keep clinging to hope. Your tears will be so much more delicious in the end.

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 16623434)

He does this in every thread lately. He's an angry, angry person. I feel bad for him.

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 16625328)

The guy was rooting to not sign him. He will say he meant he didn't want to sign him to the highest defensive contract ever, but he replied to me with this bullshit

Correct. Your asinine thread to make Jones highest paid in the league. I wasn't on board, and still firmly believe we overpaid for what we've gotten from CJ, especially in regard to post season play.

However, I was never rooting not to sign him. I simply said I'd be fine I he were traded for a haul. My contention then, and now is that Mahomes was the only player we could not live without. Paying Jones a mega deal, piling a ton of cash into the d line, hurts the ability to improve the team.

As we saw, that highest paid d line in the league did **** all.

At the time of negotiations, he ran his mouth on Twitter Ala Honey Vadger about his situation. Some crap about hope they know i love em but its about to be over or some dumb shit. At this point i figured he was as good as gone, dealt with it and moved on.

If TEX is Tyreek Hill's stage 5 clinger groupie, then this is what you are to Chris Jones. You kicked and screamed and said we absolutely could not live without Jones, and I found it both hilarious, and sad and took jabs accordingly.

In the end, you'd have been just as wrong as TEX. The only guy we can't live without, is Mahomes.




He didn't want Jones re signed and was a total ****ing douche bag about it then too. He's just a miserable ****ing pussy all of the time.

Sure do have a ton of green rep and thumbs up posts, so I'm not in the minority on things I post, save for complete dumbasses like you who start threads calling anyone reeruned for whatever flavor or of the week opinion you may have that anyone should disagree with at the time.


I hope he doesn't have kids, a wife, or a dog, because with how mad he's getting in threads I'd hate to see how he'd treat those people.

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16625473)

Yes. So mad.

Furious even. Over a message board filled with anonymous people who like the same football team I do.

Fortunately for my wife, 3 daughters, and dog, they're infinitely more intelligent than you, and therefore never draw my furious, murderous rage that manifests when some butt ****ing moronic Chris Jones fetishist sounds off and proves, repeatedly, how reeruned he is.

And just so I clear on this, in case I've forgotten, what percentage of Chris Jones contract do we pay him for the real games?

Regular season performances are nice. But for this much money, is it really too much to ask for ONE measly sack in what, 9 playoff games?

0 sacks. 9 huge games. Highest paid defender......

Sure.

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16625661)

chiefs have five games coming up against the four of the six most sacked QBs in football

burrow, stafford (or his backup), davis mills and wilson

we are going to PILE UP sacks in the last 7 games

Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 16625862)

We owe Burrow 2x.

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16625880)

I'd fill my pants with about 69 buckets of jizz if Karlaftis had like a 3+ sack game against Cincy.

Not only does he shut people up about how he's not getting to the QB, but he explodes doing it against the shitty ****ing OL we couldn't get a sack against last year.

Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 16626104)

Jones sounds like a guy who is worthy of a top contract at his position. I don't see where Wall crawler's problem is.

Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 16626104)

Jones sounds like a guy who is worthy of a top contract at his position. I don't see where Wall crawler's problem is.

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16626205)

Cullen has unlocked CJ. Love how much more aggressive our DL looks this year. Even the Shark looks better. That hire may be the thing that propels us to the SB.

Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 16626210)

Where was Cullen before this year? Too lazy to look it up.

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16626211)

Jags, he put that 6 point game in Allen last year.

Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 16626104)

Jones sounds like a guy who is worthy of a top contract at his position. I don't see where Wall crawler's problem is.

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16626225)

Here, let me help you with that.

Chris Jones, playing for the Kansas City Chiefs, has had the opportunity to play, to quote our friend jettio, "Tackle football as it is played at the NFL PLAYOFF level" 10 times.

2018. 2 games. 0 tackles. 0 sacks. 4 pass deflections.

2019. 2 games. 3 tackles. 0 sacks 3 pass deflections. 2 hurries.

2020. 3 games. 9 tackles. 0 sacks 3 hurries.

2021. 3 games. 6 tackles (2 for loss!!!!!!!) 0 sacks 2 hurries.

That's TEN playoff games with 18 tackles 0 sacks 7 hurries, and 7 pass deflections.

That's good for an average of 0 sacks 1.8 tackles, 0.7 batted balls, and 0.7 hurries per playoff game.

Is that good? Is that highest paid defender in the league production? Is it even the 60 million guaranteed he got production? I sure don't think so.

By comparison, through 10 regular season games this year he has 9 sacks.

Regular season heroes can be fun to watch. But you get paid the huge money for what you can do in the post season. It sure does look like the funds for his playoff performances have been grossly misallocated.

For a dude referring to himself as "Sack Nation" he sure doesn't live up to that when the lights are brightest.


We expect Mahomes to be superman in the post season. We expect Kelce to beast guys and score tds.

For some reason, Chris Jones gets a pass for absolute mediocrity in the playoffs.

Maybe this year is his year. Playoff game eleven and beyond, to finally bring down a qb in the post season.

Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 16626252)

Chris Jones had a legit argument for Super Bowl MVP and anyone who replies with "BUT HE ONLY HAD A QB HIT AND THREE PASS DEFLECTIONS" doesn't understand football.

FIGHT ME.

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16626247)

I’m disappointed with his playoff stats as well, but his DC was Sutton, then when we got Spags he had a DL coach who obviously wasn’t getting the most out of his guys. Now that Cullen is the DL coach, he’s beasting. DCs and DL coaches have a lot to do with how players play the game.

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 16626305)

Agree completely. He took over the 4th quarter.

Originally Posted by Bl00dyBizkitz (Post 16626336)

Without Chris Jones, we lose that football game 27-17 or something similar.

Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 16626252)

Chris Jones had a legit argument for Super Bowl MVP and anyone who replies with "BUT HE ONLY HAD A QB HIT AND THREE PASS DEFLECTIONS" doesn't understand football.

FIGHT ME.

Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 16626252)

Chris Jones had a legit argument for Super Bowl MVP and anyone who replies with "BUT HE ONLY HAD A QB HIT AND THREE PASS DEFLECTIONS" doesn't understand football.

FIGHT ME.

Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 16626252)

Chris Jones had a legit argument for Super Bowl MVP and anyone who replies with "BUT HE ONLY HAD A QB HIT AND THREE PASS DEFLECTIONS" doesn't understand football.

FIGHT ME.

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16626225)

Here, let me help you with that.

Chris Jones, playing for the Kansas City Chiefs, has had the opportunity to play, to quote our friend jettio, "Tackle football as it is played at the NFL PLAYOFF level" 10 times.

2018. 2 games. 0 tackles. 0 sacks. 4 pass deflections.

2019. 2 games. 3 tackles. 0 sacks 3 pass deflections. 2 hurries.

2020. 3 games. 9 tackles. 0 sacks 3 hurries.

2021. 3 games. 6 tackles (2 for loss!!!!!!!) 0 sacks 2 hurries.

That's TEN playoff games with 18 tackles 0 sacks 7 hurries, and 7 pass deflections.

That's good for an average of 0 sacks 1.8 tackles, 0.7 batted balls, and 0.7 hurries per playoff game.

Is that good? Is that highest paid defender in the league production? Is it even the 60 million guaranteed he got production? I sure don't think so.

By comparison, through 10 regular season games this year he has 9 sacks.

Regular season heroes can be fun to watch. But you get paid the huge money for what you can do in the post season. It sure does look like the funds for his playoff performances have been grossly misallocated.

For a dude referring to himself as "Sack Nation" he sure doesn't live up to that when the lights are brightest.


We expect Mahomes to be superman in the post season. We expect Kelce to beast guys and score tds.

For some reason, Chris Jones gets a pass for absolute mediocrity in the playoffs.

Maybe this year is his year. Playoff game eleven and beyond, to finally bring down a qb in the post season.

Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brother (Post 16626711)

Don't win the Superbowl without him....worth every penny

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16626829)

Oh. Good thing contracts are paid based on one game you already played.

Heh. That's a load off my mind hoping this dude shows up in the playoffs.

He's already earned all the money.

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16626829)

Oh. Good thing contracts are paid based on one game you already played, based on hypothetical opinions that can't be proven. Only your imagination can conjure up the chain of events that occur if Jones doesn't play that game, or doesn't swat those passes. Jimmy couldn't hit the side of a barn in the 4th.

Heh. That's a load off my mind hoping this dude shows up in the playoffs. Also explains why he didn't sack the oldest slowest qb in the league in that second sb. He didn't need to.

He's already earned all the money.

Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 16626838)

DON'T FORGET THE INT HE FORCED WHICH ALSO DIDN'T MATTER

Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 16626838)

DON'T FORGET THE INT HE FORCED WHICH ALSO DIDN'T MATTER

Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 16626838)

DON'T FORGET THE INT HE FORCED WHICH ALSO DIDN'T MATTER

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16626906)

Jones whiffed on the most gimme sack you'll ever see.

Mike Pennel came in on cleanup to plow into Jimmy G and force the eyes closed INT.

But sure, credit Jones for a hit he didn't make.

Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brother (Post 16626831)

He's an absolute stud player....and I'm critical of everything ROFL

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 16626910)

In the regular season.

10 playoff games.

0 sacks average

1.8 tackle average

0.7 hurry average

0.7 batted pass average.

Playoff Stud? More like playoff invisible.

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 16626988)

Wallcrawler, two questions:

1/ When did CJ impregnate your wife?
2/ How close did he need to get to do so?

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 16626986)

Oh hey I just wandered into this thread for the first time ever and some rerun is in here talking shit on Chris Jones' playoff stats lol

carry on I guess.