Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747152)

I don't really know, man. Is there something about Donger I don't know, but should? Is the Donger crazy?

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10747159)

I had one of those with Dane.

After a couple of months he wished cancer on my wife.

Yeeeaaah....

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10747145)

What are you doing, rico?

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10747166)

Donger need food!!

ROFL ROFL

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747152)

I don't really know, man. Is there something about Donger I don't know, but should? Is the Donger crazy?

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747152)

I don't really know, man. Is there something about Donger I don't know, but should? Is the Donger crazy?

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10747176)

Sometimes I think Donger is just trying to be funny. It's just his humor is drier than a nun's pussy.

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10747176)

Sometimes I think Donger is just trying to be funny. It's just his humor is drier than a nun's pussy.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10747171)

You don't expect that troglodyte mouth-breather to actually get that marginally esoteric reference, do you?

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 10747196)

I'm ashamed to say that I used to literally think he had Asperger's. I'm now pretty confident he's just trolling and being funny. Either way, I like him quite a bit as long as I avoid political discussion with him. Hell, I like almost everyone here when I ignore their politics (which is why I stay out of DC for the most part these days despite my past active participation).

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747205)

The chances of that are about as likely as your socially inept ass of actually getting a semi-marginally esoteric Baby Bash reference, or well-known 16 Candles/Trace Adkins (yuck) references for that matter. "Yuck" was directed to Trace Adkins...not Sixteen Candles.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10747215)

Like I said, I suggest that you and I not interface with each other. Please note that this typically only works if both sides agree.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10747223)

I don't really get Rico humor. But he says that's ok. I'm sure he's a swell guy.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747229)

Which in our case, both sides aren't complying... The troglodyte insult was provocation and if you truly had intentions of not interfacing, you'd have refrained from the provocation.

I'd like to suggest to you that you reconsider utilizing the ignore function.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10747236)

You may note (or not) that I wasn't engaging you with that post. See, you can tell by looking at who I quoted.

Now, that being said and I'm sure bouncing of that huge Cro-Magnon-like skull of yours, **** off in perpetuity.

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10747252)

Originally Posted by Jiu Jitsu Jon (Post 10747263)

Who else besides yours truly brings you the latest on what's happening in the barbershop genre? No one, that's who.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747267)

Haha, dude that was two consecutive "Oscar " references, but 2 different Oscars. What other Oscars are there?

Winning an Oscar...

That baby from Ghostbusters 2....Oscar.

Oscar De Law Hoya

Oscar Ramirez

Starting to draw blanks....

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10747272)

Oscar Madison?

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10747280)

psst.... Rico. Call Donger a "wanker"
:popcorn:
http://media.tumblr.com/4bb876a253f3...cfT1sp26s6.png

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10747313)

No discussion of Discuss dating adventures = fail. Dude roasts himself every day. Dating thread peeps.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10747313)

No discussion of Discuss dating adventures = fail. Dude roasts himself every day. Dating thread peeps.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10747316)

I've never been in that thread. I find that shit to usually be boring.

The best stories get posted in their own threads. Like luv and Moooo.

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10747321)

Great.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747240)

what kind of barn were you born in?

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10747326)

Hey you made the list!

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10746912)

57. Discuss Thrower

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/1352000/...0f4c0a02c3.jpg

Okay, so the name is obviously a pun between a discuss and the word "discuss." Yeah, it doesn't work very well. "Discuss" just isn't a word that people tend to mess up on. It's not even a common typo. Outside of kcnut, ROYC75, or royr17, people are rarely that bad. The riff just isn't riff-worthy. Now if Discuss Thrower instead chose to make a desert/dessert pun in his username, that'd be a different story.

But what if that's not the angle? What if he's just playfully mixing the two words around? As one throws a discus, why can't they also throw up a discussion into the air? Ending each OP in a started thread with DISCUS seems to point to this as the story behind the username.

If that's the case, then wow... that's ****ing stupid. I thought Discuss Thrower got his Masters in Literature or something like that. People who are that well-read are usually wittier than Paula ****ing Poundstone. With a joke name as bad as that, it wouldn't surprise me if he agrees with Saccopoo about Moby Dick being the best book ever written.

"Discuss" Thrower? That doesn't even make ****ing sense. Discussion Thrower is what you're looking for. I get that then the connection to discus is removed, but that's not my problem. Why? BECAUSE IT NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE IN THE FIRST ****ING PLACE. If he's looking for toss-up ideas to relate to a discus, try looking for a pun that has to do with poop. Throwing poop at the wall. That's what he should have referenced. Because that's what he does.

Also, his "discuses" (HAHA ****ING HILARIOUS RITE?) are usually pretty awful. Take his last one as an example. What if the Chiefs had traded for Tony Gonzalez for 2013? Uhh... I don't know... unicorns would piss antifreeze? God, that question just reeks of the ivory tower he's been living in for the past few years (and I should know, because that's where I work). I'm anxiously awaiting his next thread about deconstructionism in the head coaching tenure of Todd Haley and if you think his coaching decisions lend themselves to latent smoldering homosexual urges buried deep within him.

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10747328)

:facepalm:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10746734)

It implies that "droll," while perfectly acceptable in American English, is something more likely to be said by an Englishman.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10747327)

They prefer the terms granary or stable.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10747333)

You even beat out that yellow teethed droll limey

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10746775)

I've been considering only posting in Cockney rhyming slang. I'm a bit out of practice, however.

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10747337)

I should be in bed so I can get to a job interview tomorrow morning instead of firing off a rebuttal.

This is whole scheme is bullshit.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10747346)

I mean, unfair shit is going to get said about you in these roasts.

For example, you know that interview I had with Donger? I made the whole thing up. It never happened.

Shocking, I know.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10747346)

I mean, unfair shit is going to get said about you in these roasts.

For example, you know that interview I had with Donger? I made the whole thing up. It never happened.

Shocking, I know.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10747377)

Is this our first semi-butthurt roastee?

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747267)

Haha, dude that was two consecutive "Oscar " references, but 2 different Oscars. What other Oscars are there?

Winning an Oscar...

That baby from Ghostbusters 2....Oscar.

Oscar De La Hoya

Oscar Ramirez

Starting to draw blanks....

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 10747442)

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10746775)

I've been considering only posting in Cockney rhyming slang. I'm a bit out of practice, however.

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10747416)

http://cache.nba.com/media/oscar_bucks.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...The_Office.jpg

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747563)

I really, really can't believe I forgot Oscar from The Office. My wife and I watch that show every night before we go to bed.

Just completely ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10747565)

I think this explains a lot about you.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10747556)

I would like to say something.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747566)

Really? Like what?

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10747568)

Like your sense of humor and what you choose to do with your free time.

That wasn't obvious?

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747575)

Not at first.

In retrospect, I think that one reply does cover 3 things about me. I love watching old-school basketball documentaries. I like The Office a lot. And the response also indicated that I am a Norm Macdonald fan. That (the Norm reference ) should explain more than anything in terms of what I think is funny.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10747576)

Thank you for explaining my post to me.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10747556)

I would like to say something.

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10747586)

Ok, go ahead then.

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10747586)

Ok, go ahead then.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10747592)

I read Stephen Hawking's theory on imaginary time this morning, and I still have no idea what it is.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10747592)

I read Stephen Hawking's theory on imaginary time this morning, and I still have no idea what it is.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10747602)

I'm going to go shit in a bucket.

I'll probably want to say things later. I'll come back.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747575)

Not at first.

In retrospect, I think that one reply does cover 3 things about me. I love watching old-school basketball documentaries. I like The Office a lot. And the response also indicated that I am a Norm Macdonald fan. That (the Norm reference ) should explain more than anything in terms of what I think is funny.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10747346)

I mean, unfair shit is going to get said about you in these roasts.

For example, you know that interview I had with Donger? I made the whole thing up. It never happened.

Shocking, I know.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10747378)

SNR, when you first started roasting, you mentioned there were a few guys you REALLY wanted to take shots at. Have those names come up yet?

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10747582)

Thank you for helping me really dig down and find myself.

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10747702)

your mom found herself.

...and went to college and gained 10lbs.



BOOM

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10747706)

rico, your boy got fired from snl...

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10747659)

I think if I could, I have some people in mind that I'd like to hand tonight's roast off to just because I know they could do a better job than me. Kind of like Discuss Thrower, I'm going to make some cracks about this guy, but then I'm almost positive that people will come by and say, "Aw man, you totally missed joking about the time this guy was in this one thread and blah blah blah blah dildos and transvestites." I know I'm going to miss something, but whatever. That's just the way it is.