That's exactly what happens when you open up them sumbitches.

It's like that but bigger.



http://img2.owned.com/media/images/2...nymore_540.gif

Holy shit that's incredible.

you can go down to any zoo on a Satruday and see that.

LMAO

Clouded leopards don't **** around.



Except for when they do. ROFL. They're pretty cool animals.


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ROFL

That sign is pure WIN.

Love how the camera's all like "La di da. Oh an ESPN sig.... Errrr" *move camera to right*

LMAO

I actually saw a deer jump into the tiger exhibit at the National Zoo here one weekend. That did not end well for bambi.

Watching all the kids and parents was entertaining though.

when my wife and I were in visiting the St. Louis zoo, I was snapping pictures etc. we get to the tortoise exhibit and I'm checking them out. next thing I know I hear this humpback whale type noise; or something similar to when your pipes rattle in your house. I look over and there are two turtles that were performing their best Bang Bus imitation.

Kids reaction was awesome.

LMAO

Check out the guy in the front row. He stops cheering, then looks at the sign and says "OH YEAH!" Guy likes the penis!

Walmart called...Christmas photos are ready for pickup!
http://seriouslyforreal.com/funny/wa...ready-24-pics/

http://www.kwch.com/news/national/ma...z/-/index.html

Dude. Just go find one of those massage chairs and chill...

Is this Ron White?

http://seriouslyforreal.com/wp-conte...asphotos19.jpg

It couldn't be. There's no tumbler of booze or dangling cigarette.

Even the POTUS gets in trouble sometimes.




http://i.imgur.com/uFlwqQD.jpg

Close.

:LOL:

If I knew nothing else about the man, this might be enough not to vote for him...

Rice? Mom and dad are paying a lot for that level of creativity.

Hehe

Love how she's sitting between them in the second shot.

Michelle Obama really does seem like the bitchiest person on the planet.

Yeah, I do agree with that.

There really should be a "Michelle Obama Scowls" tumblr account. Alas, I'm technologically inept.

And I don't want her sicking Barack on me. I feel like she would.

LMAO

sheeet....I could take Barack....it's HER I'd be afraid to fight!

Here is another photo from this exchange...

http://i.imgur.com/rggzcaQ.jpg

Makeup is powerful -

http://i.imgur.com/Di141bI.jpg

You know, I wouldn't be too surprised if she was the one calling the shots while he crawled around on the oval office carpet fitted with a ball gag.

Please keep these fantasies to yourself. Unlike you (apparently), I'm not too keen on visualizing such things.

Now before this entire thread gets bounced to DC, I suggest we all start ignoring the Obamas here...

Merry Christmas.....

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no, no
yes, yes
yes, yes
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yes, yes
yes, yes
yes, yes
yes, yes
no, yes
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no, maybe

With her back turned and shooting a scowl over her shoulder.
It's funny because I understand, been there.

Creepiest Chess Set Ever:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1...usaolp00000009

They didn't have mustard but they had this...

http://i.imgur.com/n86YhvQ.gif

Oh lord, creepy as hell.

"You capitalist PIG!! Did I say you could move?!?" /Michelle in her best Russian accent

Ali dodging punches.

You gotta wonder how good he'd be today with modern training techniques...

http://i.imgur.com/LRZwzN5.gif

Here is Tyson doing it in a real fight, Ali was in an exhibition match...

http://i.minus.com/ib0q31wt6UshZ1.gif

Sea otters are hilarious. Plus, they love rape.

NSA joke

http://i.imgur.com/tyOqgGx.png

Geez....on that last punch, it really looks like he started dodging before his opponent's arm even started moving. Crazy.

It's really incredible.

A lot of the purists say that Tyson was a product of weak competition and ducking harder opponents. I just don't see how. I don't care if you take Randy Johnson down to A ball to blow away teenagers, you're still going to look at the skill-set and your jaw is going to hit the floor.

You watch those old fights and you see just how fast he was and just how strong he was - I don't care if it was an off era for heavyweights; he was a freak. He essentially took Floyd Mayweather's quickness/escapability and slapped another 75 lbs of raw muscle on it then gave it a killer's disposition.

Mike Tyson was a bad, bad man.

Amen to that! I used to love to watch him fight when he was in his prime...he was one of the best!

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That's in the right thread.

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Some of these are Q, but there are a bunch of great ones. Enjoy or **** off.

LMAO

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Thank god that wasn't a guy...OUCH!

So many freaking ads that I stopped after about 30 seconds. I couldn't figure out how to get the ad on the left from blocking part of the screen.

I understand that people want/need to generate revenue, but the ads that block content are getting ridiculous any more. I never look at them, either. If it's on the internet I just shut them off as fast as possible without looking. When they do it during football games, it just makes me hate the thing being advertised.

I like animal videos, though.

Sweep the leg, Johnny! LMAO

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/...ks/qhl9gL0.gif

LMAO

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/...ks/abd-366.gif

Filed under "What the **** did you expect?"

ROFL

Yeah, we've all been there.

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ROFL

Unmanned parked plane takes off due to high winds

http://i.imgur.com/8eDN1Ck.gif

Yeah. Dad has an experimental aircraft that stalls at 35.

It stays in the hangar.

Tie Downs are there for scenery.

plane says: nope, nope, nope, nope

yea, that is about right

ROFL

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