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In puritian times I would have been hung 400 times over by now |
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Look at the bright side. I'll bet Popeye would be jealous of your forearms.
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I actually stood next to Tyler Bray in a bar when he first got here the summer after we drafted him. He didn't know anyone and i befriended him and tried to scrap off some of the girls that were coming up to him and hanging in his vacinity
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"I've deeply studied and scientifically calculated every angle and am now an expert in the ways in which I am undesirable to the female species... herp" Good Lord, and I used to think I was shy. |
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You should let us take a look at those recordings and see if we can help. |
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The reason why you don't get laid is you're a ****ing creeper.
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I see a rape van in your future.
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How are you guys believing this bull shit? It is Vulture and he has returned.
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B) if you ARE serious, your desperation is the reason you're not getting laid. Cyclical angst. |
Have you tried slipping an object into her drink?
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I've only been glancing at this thread but wow! Has Katipan chimed in?
This is like high school where they kid has a 'kick me' sign on his back and can't figure it out. Gotta give Beach Tribe credit however for trying to help. |
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