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sedated 09-01-2009 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 6024552)
Bullshit.

If either party is unwilling to engage and perform "normal" sexual acts (vaginal intercourse, oral sex, etc.), then it's time to move.

I don't care how much you "love" someone, if you're not getting your rocks off, it ain't gonna end well.
I think you and I are talking about different things entirely.

And I agree with you.

Buehler445 09-01-2009 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 6024514)
Yeah it's more like I got tested, found out I am indeed disease free, and not to the point where I want to just pump some random skank because I'm lonely or drunk. Except for that slutty bartender, I would have banged her if you didn't ruin it, but only because I'd been drinking all day at a family reunion and then got some JOOSE. It may just be a phase I'm going through. I thought I had mono a couple weeks ago, but it was just a sinus infection plus I still wake up with the morning wood everyday and felt like getting back in the gym finally after almost 2 weeks so it must just be a phase. :huh:
Disease free is gooooooooooooood.

Stay safe out there when you're pumping some random skank.

Dante84 09-01-2009 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 6024548)
TMI? Naw I'm proud to have a flawless wang. LMAO

It better be sunny on Sat or the Jones will suck. All I want is 1 more pool day before fall.... but I agree, there will be a lot of dirty girls there fo sho.
I work at the Jones as my weekend job, guys.... I hope you get some!

This weekend (Sat., Sun) are going to be insane. There is a DJ flying in from Hollywood on Saturday (DJ Stonerock, maybe Dane knows him?) and then Sunday there is some former supermodel-turned DJ coming (Sky Nellor?).

I have seen some wild things while on the clock. I like my job a lot. :D

If you guys want free cover, PM me and I will throw you on my list.

Dante84 09-01-2009 11:39 PM
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And here's the other chick:

booger 09-02-2009 02:34 AM
boobies are so much fun. You can smash them together like when i was a little lad smashing my toy cars together and making crashing noises.

you can get them to twirl in circles. One clockwise the other counter clockwise. You can pretend to be in trouble and make them slap you in the face.

You can stick your mouth over them and blow to make loud fart noises.

you can get them to dangle in you face, tapping each cheeck pretending they make kissing noises.

You can get them in a headlock and give em noogies like you little brother.

Gottla love them boobies. Big, small, somewhere in between. Not much u can't do with a titty. They make the world a better place, did i mention pretending to have a conversation with them when they dangle in your face?

God Bless Boobies.

Rausch 09-02-2009 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6024089)
Not hardly. But I'm not about to publicly display my breasts to a bunch of men over the net b/c I have respect for my husband. Why is this so hard for u to grasp?
I love my wife, she means the world to me, but if I had a 12 inch brat that bastard would be in my avatar and have it's own wallet photos...

Rausch 09-02-2009 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6023962)
Screw that. Then the thread goes pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.
Last time my thread went pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt was when you thought you'd make a funny and got booted for the 1st (of many) times...

Hootie 09-02-2009 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by KChiefsQT (Post 6022947)
34 B... 36 D
I prefer 34 B myself...36 D? Too big.

Hootie 09-02-2009 03:09 AM
P.S. Since she posted a picture of JUST HER BOOBS and nothing else...I've seen other pictures...she's what we like to call a ...butterface.

and I thought that before the fake tits...now she's a butterface with fake tits and I hate fake tits...34 B is like...the perfect tit size if you ask me...anything bigger just means you're going to get fat when you're older. Fake boobs are so blaaaaaaaaah.

Rausch 09-02-2009 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Baby Got Grbac (Post 6024956)
P.S. Since she posted a picture of JUST HER BOOBS and nothing else...I've seen other pictures...she's what we like to call a ...butterface.

and I thought that before the fake tits...now she's a butterface with fake tits and I hate fake tits...34 B is like...the perfect tit size if you ask me...anything bigger just means you're going to get fat when you're older. Fake boobs are so blaaaaaaaaah.
I never understood the "butterface" comments.

Trust me, it fits there too...

Saulbadguy 09-02-2009 06:32 AM
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Well, good morning, folks.

Hammock Parties 09-02-2009 07:59 AM
Better save that shit, folks.

ChiTown 09-02-2009 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 6025012)
Well, good morning, folks.
I need to examine the nipples. Seriously. The hallmark of a great bewb job is the look of the nipple after the masterpiece is complete.

QT, pls provide a pic of the new nips. TIA

Simply Red 09-02-2009 08:10 AM
http://i29.tinypic.com/2mquanc.gif

Baby Lee 09-02-2009 08:31 AM
Gotta ask, Kara, is that schnooz in your avatar your own little tribute to Teddy's passing?


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